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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Safety Training (S03E03)

"And all we'd be doing is telling the truth."
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"was the wrong thing to do, right?"
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"You'd already made up your mind about this"
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"while I tried to stop you so it'd look like"
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"- like, around 3:00? - Nice."
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"She's growing up."
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"No, uh-uh, I can't do it."
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"And to be honest..."
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"you're freaking me out."
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"You know what? I feel you."
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"It's not gonna come today, not even this week."
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"Months will go by. You'll forget all about it."
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"And then one day, out of the blue..."
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"- You're rich. - I don't know if that..."
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"Even if you tell me you want to call it off,"
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"I'll say okay, but I'll know you don't really want that."
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"You're just trying to make yourself forget it's coming."
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"It'll never really be called off, ever."
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"That's how much I care about getting you this money."
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"Mateo, I'm not stupid."
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"- I know why you're doing this. - You do?"
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"Yeah, why waste an opportunity"
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"to make me look incompetent in front of my bosses, right?"
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"Oh. I mean no, that's not what..."
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"Okay, well, you may hate me, but I still care about you."
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"So there. 10 grand. You're welcome."
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"$10,000? I thought it was $50,000."
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"- Jeff, I don't want this. - Well, you're taking it."
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"I'm faxing the paperwork to legal right now."
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"Oh, no, no, no, no, no, you can't... you can't do that."
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"Why not?"
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"- It's complicated. - I was in love with you."
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"And you dumped me out of the blue,"
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"I'm undocumented!"
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"That's why I couldn't transfer stores."
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"That's why I can't take the money."
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"And that's why I couldn't go"
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"on a Carnival cruise with your family."
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"But also, like..."
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"So wait."
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"I never hated you."
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"I thought it'd be helpful for us all to watch"
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"the surveillance footage of Amy hanging the sign"
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"that fell on Mateo so we can learn what not to do."
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"- Wait, what? - No, I don't think"
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"we need to watch this video, Dina."
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"- Well, I do. - So we are."
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"I'm so sorry. I don't know what else to do."
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"Um, that's the wrong file."
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"That's from Glenn's mullet phase."
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"That was, like, four years ago."
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"I can't stand this new system. I can't find anything."
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"- Oh, uh, you know what... - Uh, Dina,"
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"No, Amy, it's not your decision."
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"No, I'm not kidding. Turn off the video."
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"Hey, what are you doing? Step back."
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"This is very sensitive equipment!"
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"Dina, turn off the video!"
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"Whoa!"
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"I think everyone knows you like Jonah."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Cheese, what is it?"
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"- Dried milk. - Uh, no."
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"- I don't think that's true. - It is. It is, Amy."
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"It's in a PowerPoint."
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"American cheese, cheddar cheese, pizza cheese."
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"But what if I told you there's one more out there?"
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"- Pepper jack? - No."
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"- Gouda? - Swiss!"
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"- Kraft Singles. - Goat, Parm, blue, ricotta."
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"- I could name at least ten more. - No, you guys, it's not..."
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"Hot tip, Kelly."
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"No, guys, stop just yelling out random words."
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"You're throwing me off."
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"But what if I told you there's one more out there?"
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"Human cheese!"
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"I've had five samples already."
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"No, no, this is just cut-up string cheese."
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"But it'll basically be exactly like that, I think."
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"So who's ready to invest in the breast?"
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"It'll be udder-ly amazing!"
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"Cheese, what is it?"
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"Ooh."
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"Just like a couple of plums"
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"nestled in a pair of Dockers, huh?"
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"Just, you told me about your crush on Jonah,"
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"- everyone's an ass gal... - Shh, Dina!"
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"- What? - It's not a crush."
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"And plus, I told you that in private."
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"But just so you know,"
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"Kelly's gonna start suspecting something"
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"I don't lash out at Kelly."
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"Hey, Sandra, do you remember any time that Amy was lashing out at Kelly?"
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"January 4th, you said, "Kelly, I assume you've been"
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"January 12th, you said, "Two people saying you look"
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"like Reese Witherspoon is not a lot of people.""
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"- Okay, we got it. - Thanks, Sandra."
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"January 20th, you said, "Wow, did they teach you that at pageant school?""
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"- Okay, we got it Sandra. - Thank you."
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"- Kelly! - Hi."
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"Kelly, Kelly, Kelly."
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"- I just have a few more left. - Oh, no, no worries."
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"I'm not here to rush you,"
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"I just came over to say, "Hey, girl.""
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"Oh, "Hey, girl" back."
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"- We're friends? - Yes."
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"I mean, sorry, it's just sometimes"
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"it seems like you don't like me."
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"Oh, you mean because sometimes I razz you?"
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"Because you wear all that lipstick?"
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"It's just gloss, and I only wear a little bit of it."
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"- especially my friends. - Really?"
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"Yes, of course."
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"You cutie."
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"Someone's in trouble."
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"- Oh, my God. - I hung that sign."
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"Well, it was probably just a faulty anchor."
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"Guys, I'm telling you, the human mammary dairy market"
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"Question: if I invest, can I still eat regular cheese?"
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"Dude."
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