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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Safety Training (S03E03)

"No."
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"Hey, how about you guys?"
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"Who's ready to join the boob cheese revolution?"
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"Uh, sorry, I was distracted."
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"That guy has a real gay Dothraki vibe going,"
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"and #Intolt."
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"Do you guys just hate chants? Be honest with me."
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"I am so screwed. This is, like, my third screwup this week."
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"I'm gonna get in so much trouble."
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"- What happened? - Who put this up?"
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"Um, Glenn, I..."
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"It was me. I did it."
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"- Amy, you don't have to... - It's okay, girl. I got you."
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"- Amy, you did this? - Mm-hmm, yeah."
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"I was just rushing, and I forgot to anchor the bolt."
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"So you used duct tape?"
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"Yes, I did."
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"I really, really didn't think that one through."
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"Okay, but..."
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"you got to be careful. These things are heavy."
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"- Clean it up. - I will. Will do."
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"Thank you so much."
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"It's totally fine. I got you, girl."
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"- It's all good, friend. - Aw."
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"And plus, no one got hurt, so no biggie."
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"Hey."
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"Don't you hate Tuesdays?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Why would you take the blame for Kelly's mistake?"
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"Look, I was trying to show her that we're friends."
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"Oh, this is about the Jonah crush."
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"- Shh. - Man, that secret"
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"just keeps getting tastier and tastier."
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"Okay, that's enough. Look, can you please"
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"just not tell anyone?"
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"Hey, like I said, you can count on me."
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"And if you want to sell the lie,"
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"I will sell this lie hard."
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"What... what... what... what are you doing?"
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"I'm trying to work up enough saliva"
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"It's just, I've got such drymouth."
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"Oh, don't worry about it."
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"- We're good. - No, no, no, no."
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"Just give me a second. I'll get there."
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"Oh, God, okay."
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"No, Dina, really, I'm good. I trust you."
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"Well, now I'm like a sprinkler."
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"It won't stop coming out."
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"Does it hurt when you rotate it?"
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"Of course it does."
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"I got assaulted by a giant pot of gold."
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"- Everything hurts. - Hey, man."
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"When I cut off my thumb with the deli slicer,"
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"corporate gave me 200 bucks just for promising not to sue."
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"Wait, you can negotiate?"
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"No one told me that I can negotiate."
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"Man, you should have held out."
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"You could have already launched Boob Cheese."
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"Ugh..."
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"I wonder how much I could get."
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"I mean, I'm not a very good negotiator."
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"I just always want people to like me."
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"Is that..."
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"- true? - Yes!"
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"- I'm nice. - Well, if you want,"
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"I could help you with the negotiation."
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"Actually, that's not a bad idea."
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"I mean, you are relentless and annoying."
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"I was going to say because I took a year of business school,"
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"but I will take that as a compliment."
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"It's not, but, you know, you hear what you want to hear."
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"- You are nice. - Maybe I should get hurt again"
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"and hold out for that big money."
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"Mm-hmm, I definitely think that's a good idea."
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"- I feel so bad. - I didn't know"
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"Mateo was gonna get hurt when you took the blame."
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"We're friends, and, you know, it's like,"
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"bitches before snitches, you know?"
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"Well, I am taking you out for drinks tonight as a thank-you."
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"You, me, half-off margaritas. Like I always say,"
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"there's nothing a little dancing on a bar can't solve."
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"Wow, did they teach you that in pageant sch..."
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"I mean, that is very wise and well-observed."
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"I'm very excited."
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"Hey, don't you help her."
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"or she will never learn."
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"about what I'm thinking of wearing."
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"See, she does not suspect a thing."
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"One..."
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"two..."
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"Nope."
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"Damn it!"
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"Uh, just trying to cut off my thumb."
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"I'm sorry, why is Jonah here?"
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"Oh, I'm just here to give Mateo advice."
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"- Before flunking out. - Irrelevant."
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"Fine, okay. Uh, for the record,"
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"I should point out that Mateo and I previously had a romantic relationship,"
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"but I'm confident that we can keep everything professional."
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"I would also like the record to reflect"
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"that your outfit makes you look like"
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"Your objection is noted."
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"Okay, uh, without accepting any liability for your injury,"
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"Cloud 9 would like to offer you $1,000."
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"- No. - No?"
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"What do you mean, no? You don't want the money?"
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"- But we want the real money. - Yes."
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"The offer is $1,000. Take it or leave it."
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"We will take the $1,000."
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"Ah!"
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"I thought I'd have Sandra work with you."
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"Oh, no, that's okay. I got this."
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"Yeah, but wouldn't it be nice to have some company?"
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"You know, someone to help you and watch over you?"
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"Oh, okay. I see."
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"What? It's not that I don't trust you"
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"or that I'm worried that you'll injure someone else."
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"No, no, of course not."
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"so it's probably not those things."
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"Right."
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