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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - The Last Barfighter (S32E32)

"I give you Calavera Gritando!"
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"Whoa, a crystal skull."
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"Like from my least favorite Indiana Jones movie"
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"Okay, this booze is so classy,"
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"I'm finally breaking out"
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"Now, those were hostages."
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"Hey, Moe, why don't you pour yourself one for a change?"
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"Me? Nah, nah, that's okay."
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"The pouring is enough of a thrill."
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"Come on. You're always on that side of the bar."
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"At least come over here and take a load off."
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"So this is sittin'."
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"You know, Moe, all these years,"
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"we've never seen you drink."
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"Well, you know, a bartender"
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"ain't supposed to drink with his regulars."
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"It's frowned upon."
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"By whom?"
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"Not some secret society"
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"that I go to every night after closing time,"
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"Look, I'm just the schlub that pours the booze."
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"That's all."
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"Moe, you're not just our bartender."
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"Friend? You mean that?"
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"Well, maybe it's just my relaxed butt cheeks talking,"
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"but, uh, down the hatch!"
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"I haven't had anything this expensive in my mouth"
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"since my dad's gun."
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"‐ ‐Yeah. Go, Moe."
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"- Go, Moe. - Now you got it."
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"I think you're pretty cool, too, skull."
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"Ah, that's actually a little better."
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"Hmm."
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"Oh, no! Last night's all coming back to me."
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"- Whoa! Yeah! - Yay!"
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"Let's go show the world how much fun it is"
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"Baba‐boo!"
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"Excuse me, could you move?"
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"My husband and I would like to sit on this bench"
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"and comment on how the elephant seals are "living the life.""
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"It's the only joke in our entire marriage."
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"Oh, that's not what I hear."
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"The real joke is that you two"
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"haven't pushed the ole twin beds together"
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"since before the election."
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"To the Senate!"
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"How'd you know about their sexless marriage?"
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"Oh, Mrs. Lovejoy blabbed about it to her bartender,"
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"who then told me."
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"Hey, wait, you bartenders tell each other"
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"the stuff we say in drunken confidence?"
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"Oh, we sure do."
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"Look what else I know."
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"You file your taxes as one person."
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"You sell all your pets each time you go on vacation."
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"Hey, you're two‐timing us"
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"but maybe you shouldn't be spilling"
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"- people's secrets. - Secrets."
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"You mean like you not asking anyone out on a date in years"
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"because you're ashamed of your wet spaghetti arms?"
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"Or how you keep yammering about your million‐dollar invention?"
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"File the patent already, you coward."
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"Always going on about how much you love your mother,"
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"but you haven't visited her in years."
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"She still thinks I work at Autozone."
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"I can't tell her they fired me for huffing floormat cleaner!"
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"Moe, you've officially gone from fun drunk to mean drunk."
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"You judging me?"
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"You're the one who said you're so scared"
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"of being a lousy father and husband"
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"instead of going home and actually tryin'."
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"You're worse than a mean drunk."
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"You're an honest drunk!"
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"No! You guys are the drunks."
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"I am just wasted."
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"Baba‐boo."
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"Okay, Moe."
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"You did what no bartender ever should've done."
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"But maybe, just maybe, they won't find out."
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"The Confidential."
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"They found out."
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"All right there, Kristof."
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"Time for me to answer for my sins."
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"Frickin' Kristof."
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"Yeah, so, I, uh... I got your rat."
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"Look, I know I screwed up, but that..."
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"bartenders have been the cornerstone of civilization,"
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"an eternal guild of listeners."
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"for to whom could bartenders confide their secrets?"
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"Thus was born the Confidential,"
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"a hidden society of those who listen to the listeners."
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""A bartender keeps his secrets!""
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"Look, Artemis, I know I shouldn't have got wasted"
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"and blabbed the unblabbable."
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"It's just, for once, I wanted to have a drink with my friends."
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"A bartender has no friends!"
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"Surrender your key, sir."
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"Well, them's the rules, I guess."
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"It was nice being part of a place"
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"Uh‐‐ What the..."
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"The penalty for your offense is far greater than mere expulsion."
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"Your friends, your regulars are to be..."
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"cut off."
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"Cut off?! No. No, that's too horrible."
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"You can't do that to them!"
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"You did this to them."
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"They have until the clock strikes..."
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"happy hour."
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"Oh, sorry. I've never been in your office before."
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"Any office, for that matter."
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"Yeesh. Now I get why you all drink so much."
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"after what you said last night."
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"I know, I know, but this is serious, okay?"
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"Some very scary people are mad"
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"for all that drunken blabbing I did,"
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"so you're being... cut off!"
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"So what? You already lost us as customers."
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"No, no, you don't get it. Cut off."
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"Aah. There isn't much time,"
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"but I'm gonna keep being cagey about it."
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