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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - The Last Barfighter (S32E32)

"Oh, wait a minute. Where's Barney?"
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"Barney doesn't work here."
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"Hurry, call him. Call him!"
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"Mm. Fine."
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"Well, if it isn't the meanest drunk in town."
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"Barn, it's happy hour."
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"You got to lock your doors and windows right away!"
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"- No dice. - Look out for - the dapper gentleman!"
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"He's been injected with Antibooze‐‐"
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"a drug that makes it so he can never drink again."
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"Oh, it's real, and the side effects are horrible,"
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"unthinkable!"
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"It starts with a skull‐splitting headache."
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"Then you got your firehose sweating."
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"Rhinoceros pox."
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"And finally, hurricane vomiting."
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"He's been cut off."
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"And now they're coming for you."
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"Run faster. Every bartender in town is coming after youse guys."
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"All because I couldn't keep my drunken trap shut!"
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"Well, how many bartenders could there be in Springfield?"
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"How many people in this town are miserable at work and at home?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"You guys, get out of here!"
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"I'll hold 'em off... with this."
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"Wow. He's like a ninja with that crotch rag."
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"This is no way to live."
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"What are we supposed to do now?"
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"If you ever want to drink again,"
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"all you can do is get on the next bus out of town"
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"and never stop running."
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"Sounds like a plan."
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"Forget it, Homer."
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"They're non‐drinkers now."
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"Marge, pack what you need and choose one kid."
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"We're leaving Springfield forever."
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"That's ridiculous, Homie."
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"Look who dropped by for dinner."
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"Hello, Homer."
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"Dad, Dr. Hibbert was just telling us"
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"how he worked his way through medical school."
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"I think you'd be interested to hear how I did it."
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"- I would? - Bartending."
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"I'm so sorry, Homer."
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"And Midge, your husband can never drink again,"
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"and it's all because of me."
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"Mwah. Mwah. Mwah."
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"You sure I can't make you some oatmeal with blueberries?"
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"Not today, honey. I promised to pick up coffee"
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"for everyone on my team to celebrate our record numbers."
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"You are so much more of a go‐getter since your promotion."
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"And I love any version of you."
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"Mmm, mmm."
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"‐ ‐Get a room!"
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"Bart, I haven't forgotten about your skateboard competition."
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"And don't worry, Lisa."
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"It'll be over in plenty of time"
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"for me to be front and center at your recital."
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"Ooh!"
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"Well, off to the salt mines."
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"Well, this is a coincidence."
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"Geez, it would've had to have been the syringings?"
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"really freed up a lot of time for me to work out."
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"Soon, everyone in America will have their own personal"
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"body‐hair‐shaving mini robot."
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"That's you?"
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"I love my Groomba!"
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"And I got my job back at Autozone,"
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"so I could finally face my ma."
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"He holds the big arrow that says "Autozone.""
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"Yeah, I guess we're all doing pretty well."
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"You know who I heard ain't?"
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"A certain bartender."
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"You won't believe how low he's sunk."
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"It would be nice to laugh at someone"
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"This ham is clearly cubed."
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"and it got cold on the descent."
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"I wanted to see him low, but not eggs‐on‐demand low."
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"Get out of here. You can't see me like this."
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"Slingin' eggs in a well‐lit, non‐dank environment."
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"I can't believe I'm saying this."
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"We're all saying it."
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"Even though we can never drink again,"
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"we still want you as our bartender."
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"You... you mean it?"
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"- Yeah. - We do. - Mm‐hmm."
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"From now on, you can spray your own pans, America! Ha."
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"To Moe, our friend."
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"Nah, nah, guys. I'm something better."
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"Your bartender."
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"Who knew you could drink water in a bar?"
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"‐ ‐Good one, Moe."
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"Well, I have never seen such a perfect distillation"
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"of the human spirit."
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"with a dash of un‐bitters."
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"Such loyalty to a bartender deserves a reward."
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"The antidote to Antibooze."
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"Now, think carefully, chaps."
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"Once injected, you will lose all the benefits of sobriety."
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"I'm sorry. I can't go back."
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"Sobriety has made me the man I never thought I'd be."
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"Now I'm going home to my family."
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"Hmm?"
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"Hey, Bart, isn't that your stupid crystal skull?"
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"Wasn't stupid. It was my best friend."
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"FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY"
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"And FORD. We go further, so you can."
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org"
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"¡O, Bebito Abuelito!"
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"Isn't that your dad?"
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"Look at these guys."
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"Mr. Szyslak, your tab is closed."
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"No! No!"
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"I love this new, sober you."
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"I bet he doesn't even have a shotgun under that bar."
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"There you go, fellas. Bottoms up."
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"Shh!"
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"Since time immemorial,"
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"‐"
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