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Clips from Taxi - Bobby's Acting Career (S01E01)

""O, what a rogue and peasant slave am I!""
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"Go on. Get out of here."
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"Hamlet, come out here!"
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"Any messages?"
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"All right."
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"Hit me. Here, in the stomach. Go ahead."
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"It's part of my training. Go ahead. Go ahead."
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"Are you going to him?"
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"Stuff like that's always happening to you."
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"I'll tell you"
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"Do old ladies get mugged?"
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"MAN: Yeah. Latka."
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"Right. I-I-I, uh... I appreciate the call, really."
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"We'll be in touch."
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"Gees, thanks, Tom."
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"Hey, did you get the commercial?"
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"Eh..."
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"( all repeating )"
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"Somebody better tell this guy"
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"Yeah, yeah, I know--"
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"Bobby..."
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"Yet."
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"Now you've said what you had to say."
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"Well..."
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"I needed you, Alex."
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"Come over here!"
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"( theme music playing )"
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"MAN: Yo! Cab!"
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"Taxi!"
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"Where to?"
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"51st street, please."
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"Oh, right."
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"Do you mind the dog being in the cab, do you?"
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"No. He doesn't mind me being in it, does he?"
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"Don't worry about him."
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"He's very well trained."
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"He just got out of obedience school."
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"I take him everywhere with me."
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"I just won him in a poker game a few weeks back."
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"It's a beautiful dog, isn't he?"
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"Yeah, he sure is beautiful."
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"Name is Hamlet."
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"You can probably guess why I call him Hamlet."
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"Grew up in a small town?"
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"No. Because he's a Great Dane."
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"You know, Hamlet, the Dane in the play."
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"Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Very intelligent dog, too."
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"Watch, I'll show you."
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"Speak, Hamlet. Speak."
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"Come on, Hamlet, speak."
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"Come on, Hamlet, speak."
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"Come on, Hamlet, speak, you stupid dog."
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"Come on, speak!"
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"That's okay. If he thinks of something to say later on"
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"he can call me."
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"Uh, it's a buck 65."
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"There you go."
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"Ah, that's all right."
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"Thank you."
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"You know, he really is a very smart dog."
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"Hold out your hand, he'll give you his paw."
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"Uh, no, I don't think I better."
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"No, no, no. Come on, hold out your hand,"
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"he'll give you his paw."
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"Give him your paw, Ham."
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"I said paw, not floor."
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"Ah, that's okay."
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"No, it isn't okay."
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"Get up from there, you stupid dog."
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"Come on, get up from there! Hey, that's o..."
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"Hey, mister, what are you doing?"
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"Get up from there. Well, he's got to learn. Hey, what are..."
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"Get up from there."
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"( dog whimpers ) Hey, don't hit the dog."
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"You-- It's my dog. I'll hit him if I want to."
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"Get up from there you stupid dog. Come on, it's my cab."
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"Don't hit the dog in my cab. I said, get up from there!"
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"Hey, mister, you hear what I said? When I tell you to get up"
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"Will you cut it out? get up from there."
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"Hey, mister, will you cut that out? Get up from there,"
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"you stupid dog. Hey, give me that. Give me that."
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"What...? Get out of my cab."
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"All right. Come on, Hamlet."
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"Come...!"
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"Hey, you got my dog in there! ( barking )"
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"( tires screeching )"
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"( brakes screeching )"
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"Hi. It's Bobby Wheeler."
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"Well, a-are you sure?"
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"Yeah, okay, well, just check again, all right?"
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"O-okay. Now, listen. I'm down at the garage."
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"If anybody calls, you give them the number."
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"Hey, what are you doing, man?"
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"Let me go, Tony. I got to hit something."
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"Hey, what are you crazy?"
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"I can see you're upset, but, uh, don't hit that."
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"You could really hurt yourself."
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"Yeah, well, I don't care, man,"
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"'cause I got to hit something."
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"All right, all right. Here."
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"I can't do that."
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"Come on, don't worry about it. I'm hard as a rock."
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"I do 200 sit-ups a day."
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"I go to the gym, guys hit me all the time."
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"You're sure now, right?"
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"Go ahead. Hard as you can. Go ahead."
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"Oh, Tony! I'm sorry."
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"Are you okay?"
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"I'm fine. I'm fine."
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"Hey, listen, if it makes you feel any better,"
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"I feel great."
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"Great. Anytime I can help."
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"I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry, Tony."
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"Hey, hey, John?"
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"John, don't use that phone, okay?"
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"John, I said don't use that phone!"
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"LOUIE: Hey, Bob."
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"Is it all right if John uses the toilet?"
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"Just lay off, Louie, okay?"
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