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Clips from Taxi - Bobby's Acting Career (S01E01)

"I got a lot of things on my mind."
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"Hi, boys."
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"Hi, Alex."
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"Hi."
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"Hey, listen, um, could you do me a favor?"
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"Yeah? I'm expecting a call any minute, you know."
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"And could you wait with me?"
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"'Cause I don't want to be alone when I get it."
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"Yeah, sure. What kind of phone call?"
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"Well, you see..."
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"LATKA: Alex. Yo."
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"I find... I find in your cab."
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"Yeah, I know."
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"Oh, my gosh. Look at him."
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"Wow. Where'd you find him?"
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"I took him away from some guy in my cab."
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"He was whipping him with his leash."
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"Hey, you shouldn't do that, boy. You could hurt somebody."
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"ALEX: Not him."
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"Hey, Alex..."
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"He's so gorgeous."
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"What's his name?"
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"Alex, you see, this phone call..."
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"His name is Hamlet."
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"Well, I guess so."
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"Till I can find a better home for him."
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"Hey, Latka, will you do me a favor and get Hamlet some water?"
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"Come on. Oh, I'm sorry, Bobby."
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"Uh, you were telling me about this phone call."
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"Yeah, it... Hey, so what's doing here?"
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"Are we getting breakfast or what?"
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"Hey, what's this phone call you're waiting for?"
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"It's about an acting job."
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"Oh..."
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"Yeah, I'm up for the lead"
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"in an off-broadway play."
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"That's something. All right!"
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"Yeah, but the thing is"
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"it's down between me and two other guys"
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"and they said they'd let me know this morning. So..."
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"This is special?"
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"Yeah. See, that's why I wanted to talk to you, Alex."
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"I've got this whole thing like, I..."
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"All right, all right. Everybody sit down."
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"See, when I first came to New York..."
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"Where did you come from, Bobby?"
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"The Bronx."
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"I made this deal with myself."
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"I mean, I knew how there were thousands"
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"of starving actors here"
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"and how it's a rotten life and how very few make it"
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"and how you can get old trying, you know?"
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"So I gave myself a strict time limit."
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"Three years."
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"Three years to get started as an actor."
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"Now, I promised myself, if in that amount of time"
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"if I didn't get a paid acting job"
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"I'd give it up, get a regular full-time job"
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"and never think about acting again."
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"I mean a guy can't go on"
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"like I've been doing forever."
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"You know, beating my brains out here six nights a week."
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"Spending my days trying out for something that might not happen."
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"I mean, there's got to be a limit."
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"I figured three years."
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"I mean, how could I not get a job in three years, you know?"
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"Three years are up today."
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"I mean, my life is riding on this job, you know?"
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"I got to get this part, Alex."
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"You see, that's-that's why I wanted you to be with me."
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"Yeah, I know. Well, listen..."
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"'Cause you know how much I want to act."
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"It's the only thing in the world that..."
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"that really matters to me."
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"Yeah, I know..."
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"I mean, if they call up and they tell me"
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"that they're gonna pick one of those other guys,"
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"Alex, I don't know what I'm going to do."
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"W-What are you going to do?"
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"So, they pick another guy. I mean, It's not the world, is it?"
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"MAN: All right, I want my dog."
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"Where's my dog?"
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"I'll right back to you, Bobby."
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"I got to deal with this guy first."
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"Come on, where is he? Hamlet?!"
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"Hamlet?!"
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"Oh, there he is."
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"Would you give me that dog, please?"
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"What dog?"
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"Well, that dog."
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"That's my dog."
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"I don't see any dog. What dog are you talking about?"
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"ELAINE: Yeah, I don't see any dog either."
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"Dog? What dog?"
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"Hey, Fred, do you see a dog? What dog?"
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"There isn't any dog here."
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"Oh, I get it."
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"You guys are looking for trouble, huh?"
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"LOUIE: Hey!"
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"What's going on out here?"
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"Are you in charge here?"
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"Well, that dog is my dog, and I want him now."
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"Hey, Louie, we don't know what this guy's talking about."
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"Uh... yeah... I got something in my eyes."
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"I can't see anything."
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"I can't see if there's a dog here or not."
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"Anybody got a dollar bill"
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"I could wipe the sweat out of my eyes?"
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"ALEX: Here, Louie."
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"There's no dog here, mister."
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"You guys think you're pretty cute, don't you?"
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"Well, you'd better give me that dog"
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"and you'd better give him to me right now,"
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"because if you don't,"
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"I'm going straight from here to the police."
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"Oh..."
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"Now, does anybody want"
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"to talk to me about that or not?"
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"Sure, you want somebody to talk to you?"
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"Hi."
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