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Clips from Master of None (2015) - Moments in Love, Chapter 1 (S03E03)

"-What? -[chuckles] Nothin'."
Master of None (2015)
"You being all sad and melancholy."
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"Every time a couple argues in front of us, you think it's contagious."
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"I'm fine. I'm fine!"
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"Now your voice is goin' up eight octaves."
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"-It's not going… I'm fine. -I don't believe you. We're good."
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"I know we're good."
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"Don't let them project that crazy energy onto us."
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"This brown-brown love's gonna work. Come here. No, no. Come on."
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"Okay. I'm good."
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"-You promise? -Mmm-hmm. Mmm."
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"-All right. -Okay."
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"I'm gonna go, uh… to bed."
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"-I'll see you up there. -Yeah."
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"[exhales deeply]"
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"[typing]"
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"Babe! You coming up soon? I got a surprise for you."
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"I gotta do this call real quick. I'll be up soon, okay?"
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"Okay."
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"Babe, you comin' up?"
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"Yeah. I just got a couple more calls."
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"[sighs]"
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"[Denise] God damn, that's early."
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"Shit. I don't wanna get up that early to talk about books, man."
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"People gonna be fallin' asleep."
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"Fine, I'll be there at 10:00."
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"'Cause it ain't gonna really start till 10:00."
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"All right. Who all gonna be there?"
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"Who gonna be on the panel?"
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"What? No. Hell… Hell no!"
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"I'm not doin' it. 'Cause he don't have nothin' to say."
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"-And every time I say something good… -[sighs]"
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"…he remixes it,"
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"says it, and then he always gets the round of applause."
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"That's not cool. He be stealing my applause, bro."
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"Mmm-hmm?"
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"Can we talk about something, um, serious for a second?"
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"Uh, whoa."
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"How serious? Just 'cause I'm, like, a little high."
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"And I wanna make sure I can follow you."
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"It's not that crazy. But, you know, somethin'."
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"Okay. 'Cause I wanted to talk about us having a baby."
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"Why would we talk about that right now?"
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"'Cause you said, "Let's talk about it in a year.""
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"It's almost been a year."
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"-Has it been a year? -Mmm-hmm. It's been about ten months."
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"Oh, so it's been ten months. That's not technically a year, though."
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"[chuckles]"
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"I don't know. I feel, like, ten months ago,"
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"everything was so different."
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"Like, I wasn't a New York Times bestselling author."
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"I didn't think I'd be working on a second book right now,"
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"which is killing me 'cause it's not coming as fast as I would like."
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"I just really wanna focus on that."
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"I don't fucking know. Look, I just think we should wait…"
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"I don't want you to say that. I know what you're gonna say."
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"-I don't want you to say that. -How you know what I'll say?"
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"-I ain't said it yet. -I know. I just know."
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"-What you think I'm gonna say? -You'll say let's wait another year."
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"-See? That's not what I was gonna say. -What are you gonna say?"
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"[laughing]"
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"-Oh, my gosh. That's… -Okay, I'm funny now. Really?"
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"No. You know what? All I'm saying is I don't wanna be 52 and pregnant."
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"I'm 34-years-old. My ovaries, they're starting to get stale."
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"Not the ovaries shit again. No."
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"We not talking about your ovaries."
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"'Cause you got the head wraps goin',"
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"you only eat natural fruits and berries, all right?"
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"Your ovaries are gonna be lit!"
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"No, look. Let me just paint a picture for you, right."
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"Say if we wanted to have a kid, and you tell me next year,"
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""Babe, I'm ready for a kid now.""
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"We still gotta wait nine months for that baby."
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"So I'm just saying, for that eventuality, let's start preparing now."
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"That's all I'm saying. Let's just start thinking about it."
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"Okay. All right. Um, well, I don't even know how to go get some sperm."
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"Do we go to a fucking sperm bank"
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"and see all these white dudes jerking off into fucking solo cups?"
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"We don't need to. I've thought of a donor."
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"-Who? -Darius."
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"-What? Light-skin Darius? -Th… Darius, Darius."
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"He's not got a weak…"
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"He's strong, tall, handsome, intelligent, kind."
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"-Oh, my God. -He's got a good energy about him."
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"Darius."
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"Okay. I'm not mad at Darius."
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"-Yeah. -Um, he is well read."
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"-Mmm-hmm. -Cool. I mean, but how do we even ask him?"
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"Do we text him and say,"
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""You wanna come over for dinner and then shoot the club up for dessert.""
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"-[chuckles] No. -I don't know…"
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"No. Look. We do invite him around for dinner."
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"Okay."
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"And we just, like, propose the thing."
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"If he says no, okay. Whatever."
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"If he says yes, then we'll just…"
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"Yeah. Then what? Then, if he says yes…"
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"-We'll think about… -…this shit will move fast."
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"…the next step. Take it really slow."
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"Think about the next step. What we wanna do, you know…"
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"So, we'll think about the next step if he says yes."
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"We'll think about the next step if he says yes."
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"Okay, I guess I'm, I'm… cool with that."
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"-Are you cool? -Yes."
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"Yes! [laughing]"
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"Yes!"
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"-[Denise] Oh, my God. -[giggling and exclaiming]"
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"-You lucky I love your ass. -Yeah, I am."
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"'Cause I'm about to stress my ass out."
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"-Thank you! -[sighs]"
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"Oh, man. I was scared."
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"-I was scared. -You ain't gotta be scared."
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"Well, how do we celebrate inviting Darius over to give us his sperm?"
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"Shall I take off my head wrap?"
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"That would be nice. Let me get some weed."
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"Shit. I gotta relax my mind."
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"-I'm stressed out. Shit. -[sighs] Okay."
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""Serious" is never a good way to start a conversation."
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"-God damn. -[chuckles] It's pretty serious."
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"[Denise] There's a little bit of this left. Where's my lighter?"
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