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Clips from Master of None (2015) - Moments in Love, Chapter 1 (S03E03)

"[Darius] That was incredible."
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"-[Denise] Yeah. -[Alicia chuckles]"
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"[Darius] Where did you get this recipe?"
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"[Alicia] Uh, I found it off a vintage cookbook, actually."
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"-You are spoiled over here. -Oh, I know. I know, man."
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"[all chuckle]"
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"So, uh, I don't know if this is the appropriate time to bring it up,"
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"but what was it you two wanted to talk to me about?"
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"Yeah."
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"-Mmm-hmm. -[clears throat] Um…"
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"Okay, so we… we've been talking about starting a family,"
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"um, and we were thinking that…"
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"maybe you could be our donor? [chuckles]"
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"-Are you being serious? -Yeah."
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"[Alicia] Mmm."
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"-I'm so flattered. -Yeah."
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"Yeah, yeah. We know it's a lot to process, you know, so…"
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"No, I'm in. Uh, I'd be thrilled to do it."
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"You're… [laughing]"
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"What? You're… That is so quick. [laughing]"
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"You guys both mean a lot to me,"
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"and to be a part of something like that, it would be an incredible honor."
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"-Seriously. -My gosh."
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"-[chuckles] -Wow."
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"No. You guys are gonna be incredible parents."
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"And if I can help with that, I mean, uh… [chuckling] Why would I not do that?"
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"We think you're amazing, and we've… Like, thank you so much."
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"Seriously, I'm so touched you guys would even think of me."
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"-[sighs and chuckles] -It was either you or Busta Rhymes."
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"[both laugh]"
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"[chuckling] Wow."
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"Uh, listen, so what are the next steps?"
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"-Okay, uh, all right. So sorry, no. -You can come over here."
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"Yeah. You would come over here, um, because hospitals are really expensive."
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"So we could just do it here."
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"[hesitates] Uh, how would that work?"
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"Well, you basically come over"
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"Donation."
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"Your donation to the cause and then, um, we would take it from there."
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"Uh, well, that would work. [chuckles]"
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"Yeah. Yeah, it might."
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"-Yeah. -It's possible."
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"This is awesome."
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"-Yeah. -I feel like we all need a group hug."
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"Yeah. That would make it less awkward."
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"-Please. -Can we have a group hug?"
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"-[Denise] Yes, man. -Get in here."
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"Thank you."
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"-This is amazing. -Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh."
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"-Wow. Okay, um, bubbly? -Yeah."
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"-Yeah? -Hell yeah."
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"-I'll stick to Sprite. -We'll celebrate."
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"[chuckling] Light-skin Darius. Coming through."
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"That's awesome. [chuckles]"
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"Yeah, me neither."
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"But I don't mind him being the donor."
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"-Yeah? -Yeah."
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"-You like him? -Mmm-hmm."
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"[sighs] Okay, uh, I guess I'll just talk to our lawyers,"
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"and we'll just keep the ball rolling from there."
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"Okay. But where does the ball roll to next?"
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"Does he come over and release a load in one of our tea cups?"
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"[laughing]"
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"You're silly."
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"Wait. You're into this? Like, we can do this?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, I'm into it. I wanna do it."
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"Okay."
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"Okay."
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"Okay."
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"-[exhales] -[sighs]"
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"-We gotta be careful 'bout the toys. -[Alicia] Yes."
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"'Cause I was a lesbian straight out the gate."
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"I wanted trucks, or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."
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"[chuckles] Yeah."
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"Instead my mom came with a Addy doll."
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"What's a Addy doll?"
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"[scoffs] It's this thing called American Girl."
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"So, they kinda teach you about history and shit."
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"-So they had to have a Black one. -[chuckles] Yeah."
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"And of course the Black one was a slave."
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"-Yes. I had a slave doll. -You had a slave doll?"
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"We had matching dresses."
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"I was like, "Ma, are you not paying attention? I'm a lesbian.""
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"-That's weird. -It's crazy."
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"Yeah, speakin' of slavery,"
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"how are we gonna introduce our baby to like, racism and shit?"
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"-Early. I don't want no little O.J. baby. -[chuckling] Yeah."
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"We gotta talk to 'em. We can't have our kids talkin' 'bout, "America is great.""
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"-[Alicia] No, we can't. -No, it ain't."
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"[Alicia] I want our baby to be hopeful for the future but realistic."
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"[Denise] We gotta start watchin' Roots while the baby in the womb,"
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"-so it comes out knowin' the real. -[laughing]"
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"-[Denise] Really, babe? -What?"
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"The man's coming over to jerk off in a cup."
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"He don't need a whole charcuterie plate."
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"I just want him to be comfortable. I want the vibe to be right, you know."
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"I don't want his hands to be greasy."
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"See. That's why our baby gonna come out bougie as hell."
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"What?"
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"You just said, "Our baby.""
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"'Cause we're gonna have a baby."
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"-Mmm-hmm. -[sighs]"
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"Will you dance with me?"
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"-Hell yeah. -Yeah?"
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"-Yeah. -[chuckles] Okay."
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"♪ Across the morning sky ♪"
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"♪ All the birds are leaving ♪"
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"♪ How can they know ♪"
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"♪ That it's time to go? ♪"
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"♪ Before the winter fire ♪"
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"♪ We'll still be dreaming ♪"
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"♪ I do not count the time ♪"
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"♪ Who knows where the time goes? ♪"
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"♪ Who knows where the time goes? ♪"
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"♪ Who knows where the time goes? ♪"
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"♪ Who knows where the time goes? ♪"
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"[doorbell rings]"
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"Babe, Darius is here!"
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"[door opens]"
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"-[Alicia] Hey! -[Darius chuckles] Hey."
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