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Clips from Master of None (2015) - Moments in Love, Chapter 1 (S03E03)

"I'm just ingesting the material differently."
Master of None (2015)
"[scoffs] All right. Well, I feel like all you're ingesting is them deals."
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"You know what came on TV the other day? The Sickening."
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"-Oh, no. -[chuckles] What's The Sickening?"
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"It's a lame virus movie he got cut out of."
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"Well, how's auditioning going? You still acting and stuff?"
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"Um… [sighs]"
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"Kind of. You know, I'm on NCIS Brooklyn right now--"
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"You're on NCIS Brooklyn? [chuckles]"
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"He's an assistant in the accounting department."
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"You should've gotten those hair plugs."
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"[Alicia] Uh, what?"
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"Well, I'm just saying, his hair is thinning."
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"If he'd gotten the hair plugs when I told him to,"
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"he'd have a full head of hair, and still be acting."
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"-Where would I get money for the plugs? -Maybe ask your parents."
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"They're not spending money on their tiny house."
Master of None (2015)
"Your parents are very wealthy,"
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"and your frame of reference for house size is really off."
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"And by the way, we stayed at their place,"
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"the palatial estate in Chicago, and you know what happened?"
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"They asked us to leave."
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"So, yeah, my parents' house is smaller, but their hearts are bigger."
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"Jesus. You're talking about hair plugs."
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"That seemed like a cool subject for… for me and my friends?"
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"Well, I'm just saying maybe you should have listened to me."
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"Should've tried using the drops."
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"The drops! I knew the drops were comin'."
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"The fucking drops."
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"[groans] No one uses the drops, for the millionth time."
Master of None (2015)
"And the Marvel guys are not using drops."
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"They're spending thousands of dollars on a complicated surgery"
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"where they drill holes in your head and shove new hair in there. Okay?"
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"God!"
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"I'm… I'm sure you're very uncomfortable. And what's so sad is that we are not."
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"This is just our vibe. This is Tuesday."
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"We do this shit all the fucking time."
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"I don't know why. What are we doing? You know what it is?"
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"I think… I think we're just scared to go back out there"
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"'cause we don't have shit goin' on."
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"I can't go back out there now and be like,"
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""Hey, wanna date a part-time TaskRabbit?""
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"I mean, speak for yourself. I got shit going on."
Master of None (2015)
"Really? What shit you got goin' on?"
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"Oh, the business idea? Oh, yeah, please tell 'em."
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"[chuckles] Tell 'em. Maybe they'll wanna invest."
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"-Okay, I will. -Yeah."
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"You know when you go out of town, and your plants need watering?"
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"Plant sitters! Yeah, that's it."
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"Spend 80 bucks a month"
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"so Reshmi and her friends can come over and go… Boop!"
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"-[Denise] What the fuck? -It's a real thing, so fuck you, man."
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"Yeah, maybe it's real,"
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"maybe it's the biggest untapped market in America."
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"But I'll tell you this,"
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"you and your clown caravan of friends is not gonna figure it out."
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"Every day, she comes home at 7:00, and it's like,"
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""We're still, like, working out the kinks on the model.""
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"Well, it smells like you've been working on a cheap magnum of Chardonnay."
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"So maybe that should be the motto. "We got wine breath.""
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"Wow."
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"It's nice to know what you actually think of me."
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"Excuse me."
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"-I'm gonna go and check on her. -[Denise] Mmm-hmm."
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"-I'm sorry. -It's all right."
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"Do you want a glass of water?"
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"No, I'm fine."
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"I'm so embarrassed. I'm so sorry."
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"I didn't mean to bring our bullshit into your home."
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"You don't need to do that."
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"Is there anything I can do?"
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"No, I don't think so."
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"This is… not where I thought my life would be right now. [scoffs]"
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"I just feel like I should be thinking about having kids,"
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"I should be married, I should be having a great career."
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"I just feel like I wasted so much time thinking,"
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""It'll happen. It'll happen. One day, it'll happen.""
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"And then, I don't know what happened."
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"And I have no idea how to start again."
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"It's just impossible."
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"God, I'm so sorry. You do not have to deal with this."
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"It's fine. It's fine."
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"What the fuck, man?"
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"The night was going so well."
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"So much brown-on-brown love. That was beautiful."
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"Then y'all started arguing like Whitney and Bobby."
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"Why am I just finding out about this?"
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"'Cause you never call me anymore."
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"We're not the same friends we used to be."
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"Once you became this big success,"
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"you made all these new friends,"
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"and I didn't make the cut."
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"[scoffs] There is no cut when it comes to you, Dev."
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"We're family, man."
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"But you've got to call me."
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"You gotta tell me what's going on with you."
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"It's just hard."
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"You're doing so well,"
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"and I'm doing so bad."
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"It's embarrassing."
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"You're just in a valley right now."
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"I used to be in a valley."
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"Remember when I was working for those whack magazines pretending to be a writer?"
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"I climbed out of that."
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"You can, too."
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"We used to have it so good."
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"Runnin' around New York, doing whatever we wanted,"
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"Mmm."
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"I never realized… how good I had it."
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"[Alicia sighs]"
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"That was brutal, man."
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"Yeah. It's crazy 'cause the night started out so great."
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"Hmm."
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"Then it got a little weird, then it got super awkward,"
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"then it was just sad."
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"-Yeah? -Yeah."
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"It was nice. What was his lady saying back there?"
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"Um…"
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"That she was scared"
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"that her life wasn't gonna go the way she planned it."
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