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Clips from Family Guy - Yacht Rocky (S18E18)

"(grunts)"
Family Guy
"(panting)"
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"(grunts)"
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"(grunts)"
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"(grunts)"
Family Guy
"Preesh."
Family Guy
"Guys, we got to get out of here."
Family Guy
"¶ ¶"
Family Guy
"-You're alive. -And well."
Family Guy
"We got to get out of here. The water levels are rising fast."
Family Guy
"I'll just grab an apple real quick."
Family Guy
"Granny Smith? What, do you got a oven in your mouth?"
Family Guy
"-Huh? -Pie apple. It's a pie apple."
Family Guy
"I like a good Red Delicious."
Family Guy
"Oh, does your mouth have a lid on it?"
Family Guy
"What are you talking about?"
Family Guy
"That's a garbage apple. May as well eat a Honeycrisp."
Family Guy
"-What's wrong with that one? -Science apple."
Family Guy
"Made in a lab with test tubes and beakers."
Family Guy
"Well, what apples do you like?"
Family Guy
"That's a prankster's apple."
Family Guy
"Gosh, Cleveland, I had no idea you knew so much about apples."
Family Guy
"Hmm."
Family Guy
"There's too much water pushing from the other side!"
Family Guy
"So we're stuck?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, unless we can somehow tip the boat."
Family Guy
"¶ Maybe we can. ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ The timbre in my voice ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ Allows me to communicate with whales. ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ Maybe they can help. ¶"
Family Guy
"(high-pitched singing)"
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"(grunts)"
Family Guy
"Oh, we-- oh, we found him."
Family Guy
"(bleep)! You guys left me down there to drown."
Family Guy
"Technically, we left you up there to drown."
Family Guy
"The boat flipped."
Family Guy
"You know what you did."
Family Guy
"I think the only way to teach you a lesson"
Family Guy
"is to dog-shake and get you all wet."
Family Guy
"-No, Brian, don't! -I'm doing it."
Family Guy
"(overlapping protests)"
Family Guy
"All right, we're even."
Family Guy
"(creaking)"
Family Guy
"Well, we found the thinnest part of the hull,"
Family Guy
"but it's still an inch thick."
Family Guy
"Yeah, of steel. How are we supposed to get through that?"
Family Guy
"(dramatic music plays)"
Family Guy
"Man, that was crazy."
Family Guy
"I'm Casey Kasem."
Family Guy
"Coming in at number seven on the countdown,"
Family Guy
"that was Peter Griffin with "Yacht Rocky,""
Family Guy
"down three spots."
Family Guy
"Now for our number six."
Family Guy
"CHORUS: ¶ Number six. ¶"
Family Guy
"We'll start with a letter from Melanie in Kansas."
Family Guy
"She writes, "Dear Casey,"
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""is Christopher Cross as nice as he seems?"
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""Also, aren't you dead?"
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""And why did your large wife"
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""hide your body from your children?""
Family Guy
"Well, the answer to your first question is a resounding yes."
Family Guy
"Christopher Cross is a perfect gentleman."
Family Guy
"And as for the second question,"
Family Guy
"you're correct, Melanie."
Family Guy
"I'm extremely dead,"
Family Guy
"and I do wish my children could have closure."
Family Guy
"Honey, if you're listening, please,"
Family Guy
"just put my body in the ground."
Family Guy
"And now back to the countdown."
Family Guy
"See all new episodes Sundays on Fox."
Family Guy
"Are you ready for the new season of Family Guy?"
Family Guy
"(gasps) Can you give me a moment?"
Family Guy
"See all-new episodes Sundays, and check out our other Fox programs--"
Family Guy
"Bob's Burgers, The Simpsons and Bless the Harts."
Family Guy
"Oh, jeez, I'm so excited."
Family Guy
"¶ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy. ¶"
Family Guy
"So what's the big emergency?"
Family Guy
"Why did everyone have to come in on a Monday?"
Family Guy
"I'm afraid we have troubling news."
Family Guy
"The Internet pretty much only lets us fire white males,"
Family Guy
"so if you're not a white male, you're safe."
Family Guy
"-So, is Derek Jeter safe? -Safe!"
Family Guy
"-What? -He's half black."
Family Guy
"-What? What do you need, glasses? -No, I don't need glasses."
Family Guy
"-He's white by a mile. He tucks -You're the one who needs glasses."
Family Guy
"-his T-shirts into his pants. -A lot of people do that."
Family Guy
"-And what happened to this kind of coach-umpire confrontation? -It's a body temperature issue."
Family Guy
"-I know, I miss it, too. -It used to happen a lot in the '70s"
Family Guy
"-but doesn't seem to happen that much anymore. It's a connection -Replay has really taken a lot"
Family Guy
"-to a bygone era when men settled their differences -of intimacy out of the game."
Family Guy
"-thrusting their chests into one another. -I miss having a guy yell"
Family Guy
"-in my mouth. -And while we're talking about stuff,"
Family Guy
"-I've never cleaned my ice trays. -Oh, you have to do that."
Family Guy
"-Why do I have to? -You're poisoning your family."
Family Guy
"Come to think of it, I do remember seeing a few"
Family Guy
"-short hairs in my ice cubes -Of course they're getting in there."
Family Guy
"-that I'm hoping were from my arm. -Clean your trays."
Family Guy
"Oh, cool off, Griffin. It is no big deal."
Family Guy
"-in front of everybody tomorrow. -Well, that sounds fine."
Family Guy
"I guess I'll just see you-- What?!"
Family Guy
"Old joke. You're out."
Family Guy
"-Oh, you're crazy. It was a tip of the hat to my son. -I'm crazy? You're lazy."
Family Guy
"-If anything, it's a gift to our long-time viewers. -Oh, what a gift."
Family Guy
"Merry Christmas. Here's a warmed-over turd"
Family Guy
"from ten years ago."
Family Guy
"No need to be nervous."
Family Guy
"Just show 'em that I'm good at my job."
Family Guy
"That's it. Easy peasy."
Family Guy
"(chuckles): Hey there, PG."
Family Guy
"Been a minute."
Family Guy
"Hey, Ernie. I mean, I mean Cookie Monst-- I mean Bert."
Family Guy
"Bert. Sorry."
Family Guy
"Oh, it's okay, Peter."
Family Guy
"Pretend I'm not here."
Family Guy
"Oh, pretend you're not here? All right."
Family Guy
"God, that Bert is an idiot."
Family Guy
"What a pud."
Family Guy
"But I wouldn't mind getting to know that Sheila"
Family Guy
"She's got a great dumper."
Family Guy
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