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Clips from Family Guy - Yacht Rocky (S18E18)

"And by dumper, I mean fecal thoroughfare."
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"-(phone ringing) -Should I...?"
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"Yeah, answer it."
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"Could be important for the company."
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"(exhales)"
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"Goodbye?"
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"Ah, shoot. Opposite of that, yeah?"
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"Let's roll to the break room, Peter."
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"We're ready to announce who's getting fired."
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"Oh, sure, if Sheila and her wastemaker are gonna be there."
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"Please stop talking about my wife's anal processes."
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"Opie, will you accept this stein?"
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"(babbling)"
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"Bachelor Nick? Why are you here?"
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"They make me come to all these things."
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"Cool. How's Vanessa?"
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"-We broke up. -Aw."
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"Eh, she was a little young."
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"You know how stupid you sound?"
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"Peter, take a step forward."
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"I-I'm sorry. I-I keep messing up."
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"You're seeing me at my worst. I'm very nervous."
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"(heart beating)"
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"My life is flashing before my eyes."
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"And for some reason, it's all just the sort of gay moments."
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"Yes. My lover, Tom."
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"(gasps)"
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"Oh, Peter! I'm so happy you're okay."
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"Whoa, you're alive?"
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"What happened? Did I have a heart attack?"
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"No, you had a panic attack."
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"Or, in medical terms, "a heart attack for wussies.""
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"Hey, we have a bet going."
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"Do you remember if you put your wrist to your forehead"
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"like a nancy-boy when you fainted?"
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"I choose not to answer."
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"Peter, you need to get your stress under control."
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"I'm texting you a link to a collection of songs"
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"called yacht rock."
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"Any time I'm feeling stressed,"
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"I play this music, and it really mellows me out."
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"-I think it'll work for you. -Well, what is that? Is that like..."
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"(angry): ¶ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. ¶"
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"No, no, it's more like..."
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"(mellow): ¶ La, da, da, da, da ¶"
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"Oh, good. It's... ¶ La, da, da, da, da ¶"
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"¶ Da, da, da, da. ¶ 'Cause I don't like that."
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"(angry): ¶ Da, da, da, ba, ba, ba. ¶"
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"No, I assure you, it's... ¶ La, da, da, da ¶"
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"¶ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da. ¶"
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"Now, if you'll excuse me,"
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"I have more music to prescribe to sick patients."
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"-So, Peter, you feeling better? -Yeah, I guess."
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"The doctor just said I'm too stressed out."
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"Did the doctor give you anything to help, you know,"
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"mellow you out?"
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"¿Los drogas?"
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"No, he just gave me this link for something called yacht rock."
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"("Summer Breeze" by Seals and Crofts playing)"
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"and it makes me feel fine."
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"This music-- I..."
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"Uh, guys, there's a yacht rock cruise"
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"And I'm not even kidding."
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"So, let's do it."
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"Cleveland, buy those tickets,"
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"'cause the guys are going on a yacht rock cruise."
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"-Yeah! -Awesome!"
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"Peter? Is that you?"
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"-Do I know you? -I-It's me. Lyle?"
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"From the other side of the aquarium?"
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"I-I... I don't-- I don't know you."
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"I-I don't-- I don't know what you're talking about."
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"But I did know what he was talking about."
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"I spent the next two and a half years"
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"cruising various aquariums."
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"I never did find Lyle."
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"I got to say, Peter, I had reservations about this cruise,"
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"but you do seem more relaxed."
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"on this cruise, huh?"
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"Everyone's included."
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"I'll be chasing this week."
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"-(grunts) Hey. What the... -All dogs have to be crated below deck."
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"Stewie, help!"
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"I knew this was a possibility, so I put"
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"a 1982 Mattel Electronic Baseball game in your bag."
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"Okay, that's something."
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"(electronic fanfare fades)"
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"Peter, you brought your family?"
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"This was supposed to be a guys' trip."
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"-Please don't tell Donna. -Please don't tell Bonnie. She hasn't been"
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"-on a vacation in seven years. -She'll kill me if she knew wives were allowed."
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"-Promise me. Here, look, -Promise me first."
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"-I'm putting money -Here's my gun. Do you want it?"
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"-in your purse. -I-I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you."
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"I'm sending a selfie to Bonnie and Donna."
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"Cruise, bitches."
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"And... send."
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"(phone chimes)"
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"You son of a bitch."
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"-I told you. -What did he do now?"
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"He don't listen to you."
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"He don't listen to you."
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"(phone vibrates)"
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"What is it, Bonnie?"
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"Nothing, Father Monaghan."
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"-Well, this sucks now. -Our whole trip's ruined,"
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"thanks to you, Peter."
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"Thank God Bonnie's got Father Monaghan"
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"for spiritual counsel."
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"Well, it's not my fault you guys are too stupid"
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"to understand what the plan was."
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"-The plan was clear. You're the stupid one. -What?"
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"(overlapping arguing)"
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"My cares have all suddenly melted away."
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"Are my toes tapping? I feel like my toes are tapping."
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"Nah, there's a seagull pecking at your foot."
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"(squawking)"
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"You guys got to stop by later."
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"What? You guys are sharing a room?"
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"Have some self-respect. You're 40."
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