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Clips from Family Guy - Baby Stewie (S18E18)

"Are you ready to watch me play guitar on a stool?"
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"MAN: Yes. Thank you."
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"No, thank you."
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"All right, I've put in all my desired genetic modifications."
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"Yeah, don't you think you're being a little dramatic?"
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"Yes. Thank you."
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"Stewie, I'm serious. Messing around with your DNA"
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"could have dire consequences."
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"Haven't you ever seen the movie Splice?"
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"Yeah, no, and take that Citizen Kane tone out of your voice."
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"It's Splice."
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"Okay. It's time."
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"¶ All the times we ¶"
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"-What are you doing? -I'm singing to my old self."
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"¶ Had together ¶"
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"It's a really nice moment I'm making."
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"-¶ Come whatever ¶ -Do you want me to leave?"
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"Shut up! I timed it to go off when I..."
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"-(whirring growing louder) -¶ We will still be ¶"
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"¶ Friends forever. ¶"
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"Did it work?"
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"Doggy. Big doggy."
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"(laughs)"
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"Oh, my God."
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"I think taking out that DNA turned you into a regular baby."
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"Ha! Should've watched Splice, bro."
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"Doggy."
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"That's right. The big doggy."
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"Good evening, folks."
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"Would you like to hear tonight's specials?"
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"Bah, bah, bah, bah, ooh, bah, bah, bah!"
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"That was loud."
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"So, what's everyone gonna get?"
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"Hey, Chris, watch. I bet she orders"
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"the eggplant parmesan like it's something fancy."
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"It'll be like we're in Italy!"
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"Ha! Our family should wear uniforms"
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"What's wrong with eggplant parmesan?"
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"Nothing. I was just making a joke."
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"Stewie and I do it all the time."
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"You bad-mouth our family to the baby?"
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"Forget it. Forget I said anything."
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"Mom! Dad!"
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"Brian's talking crap about you guys to Stewie!"
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"-What? -No, I wasn't."
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"Yeah, he was. He said we're a bunch of basic bitches."
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"would I be wearing solid black umpire's shoes?"
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"Umpires are cool."
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"(speaking baby talk)"
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"Water out!"
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"Are umpires not cool?"
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"I'm starting to feel foolish."
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"Where the hell is my white wine with Sprite in it?!"
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"Hi again. That man over there reading a book by himself"
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"has offered to pay for your meal if you move to a table outside."
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"You're not the dick in this situation."
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"-Cup. -Yeah, cup. Wow."
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"All right, time to go, everybody."
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"What? Where are we going?"
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"My cousin's getting married this weekend."
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"Brian, I need your help with Stewie on the flight."
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"-Sure, no problem. -The iPad's broken."
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"(bleep)"
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"-Brian face. -Mm-hmm."
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"-(babbling) -Okay. All right."
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"Got to be getting tired soon."
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"They have very little control in their lives,"
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"is to make them an active participant"
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"you'll see... a big... difference."
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"Hi. Can I get some of those tiny square napkins?"
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"Yeah, like-like the most you're allowed to give."
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"Now the bride and groom"
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"to honor the family members who have passed."
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"They may not be with us in person,"
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"but they are with us in spirit."
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"We do not touch poo-poo in this family."
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"We do not touch poo-poo."
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"No! Hands up."
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"That's it. Now there's no bubbles later."
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"-STEWIE: Yes, bubbles! -BRIAN: No bubbles."
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"BRIAN: Maybe you can earn them back."
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"But as far as I'm concerned, you've lost the bubbles."
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"They're gone. They're probably gone."
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"Yay, bubbles!"
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"I think it's time to change you back, Stewie."
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"As much as I hated being around a condescending baby,"
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"I prefer that to a screaming bag of leaking crap."
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"All right, how do I use this thing?"
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"These are all just sketches of Stewie"
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"It's got to be on the computer somewhere."
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"Here."
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""Restore original DNA profile." Yes."
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""Would you like to add a Hemsworth haircut?" No."
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""Are you sure?" Yes."
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""Would you like to first see a photo"
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"of what you're turning down?" No."
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""Too bad.""
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"Just restore DNA."
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"I better go rewatch Splice."
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"¶ ¶"
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"This is Peter Griffin's Penis Video."
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"Take one."
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"Oh, my God."
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"What do you think, bud?"
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"There's a Q and A with the cast afterwards."
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"Aw, he's gonna hate me for changing this one."
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"-STEWIE: Hello? -Stewie?"
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"STEWIE: Brian, is my mouth in my butt?"
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"(sniffs) Yeah, my mouth's in my butt."
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"-You got to fix this. -I'm trying."
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"No. Oh, (bleep)!"
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"Sorry. (bleep)"
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"(growls)"
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"-(screeches) -(screams)"
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"(snarling)"
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"Just like how Sylvester Stallone"
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"So, what are we thinking this morning?"
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"I don't know. I like big face."
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"Okay. And what about for your body?"
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"Yeah, you know, veins. All kinds of veins everywhere."
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