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Clips from Family Guy - Baby Stewie (S18E18)

"L-Little rivers everywhere."
Family Guy
"(glass breaks)"
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"(snarling)"
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"So, do you think you can help me get him back to normal?"
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"You came to the right guy."
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"-Of course, anything. -Go to the kitchen"
Family Guy
"and grab eight to ten dish towels."
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"Tear 'em in half and lay 'em on the floor in my room."
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"Then I need two AA batteries."
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"After that, go to Shake Shack and pick up four burgers."
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"Doesn't matter which ones. They're all good."
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"-How is that gonna help? -You'll see!"
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"Finally, I need you to sew"
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"-onto this pair of underwear. -Come on, Chris."
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"Hey, you came to me, damn it."
Family Guy
"I can fix this, but not if you don't trust me."
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"Chris? It's been three hours."
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"Any updates?"
Family Guy
"You don't want to be in here, dude."
Family Guy
"Stewie, I need your help."
Family Guy
"I know that there's got to be"
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"and maybe Rupert can help you remember."
Family Guy
"(growls)"
Family Guy
"(grunting softly)"
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"It's Rupert. Nice Rupert."
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"-(screams) -(phone rings)"
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"What the hell?"
Family Guy
"Hello?"
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"-Stewie! -No Stewie."
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"-(knock on door) -LOIS: Brian, is Stewie in there?"
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"-Stewie! -No Stewie. Uh..."
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"LOIS: His preschool teacher said he took home the Flat Stanley"
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"-this weekend, and she needs it back. -(snarling)"
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"-Stewie! -LOIS: Open the door."
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"Uh, no, no, no. I'll-I'll... I'll find it."
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"-(knocking on door) -Stewie!"
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"-No Stewie. -Hi, Brian."
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"I got a trampoline."
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"-Stewie! -No Stewie."
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"Fat guys go high."
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"I don't know how to stop."
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"-LOIS: Let me in. Where's Stewie? -(snarls)"
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"-Stewie! -No Stewie!"
Family Guy
"Everything is fine. Just nobody come in or look in."
Family Guy
"Stewie was right. I am an idiot."
Family Guy
"I wish I could go back to before this whole thing happened"
Family Guy
"Wait, I can go back."
Family Guy
"Oh, there he is. Wish me luck, Flat Stanley."
Family Guy
"(beeping)"
Family Guy
"Or you could just call me Stanley."
Family Guy
"Not make fun of my body."
Family Guy
"Oh, no. What did you do?"
Family Guy
"A lot. You can't go in this machine, Stewie."
Family Guy
"Removing those parts of your DNA doesn't make you smarter."
Family Guy
"It just turns you into a regular baby."
Family Guy
"That's impossible. My science is correct."
Family Guy
"I know, but I may not have been telling you the truth"
Family Guy
"about Chris being a smart baby."
Family Guy
"But he solved a Rubik's Cube."
Family Guy
"He wasn't solving one."
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"He was eating one."
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"You're not gonna grow up to be dumb."
Family Guy
"You're gonna grow up to be you."
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"Who's way smarter than me."
Family Guy
"So you're saying that somehow,"
Family Guy
"all my smooshed-together, crappy Griffin DNA"
Family Guy
"is actually what makes me smart?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, I think so."
Family Guy
"I suppose it's possible."
Family Guy
"Well, I guess there's only one thing left to do."
Family Guy
"-What's that? -By traveling back here,"
Family Guy
"you've created a new timeline."
Family Guy
"For everything to revert back to normal,"
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"you have to drown your past self in the toilet."
Family Guy
"(grunting)"
Family Guy
"W-W-Wait, wait, wait, no, no, sorry."
Family Guy
"-Sorry, I have it backwards. -What?"
Family Guy
"You came back. You're the new timeline."
Family Guy
"Oh, come on!"
Family Guy
"(gasps, coughing)"
Family Guy
"(grunting)"
Family Guy
"Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yes. Yes, this is right."
Family Guy
"Well, that was fun,"
Family Guy
"So, in the Pixar tradition of killing time,"
Family Guy
"here's a Family Guy short."
Family Guy
"And don't worry, it won't be that creepy one"
Family Guy
"where the Chinese mother eats her baby."
Family Guy
"(grunting)"
Family Guy
"(grunting)"
Family Guy
"(groans)"
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"(phone ringing and buzzing)"
Family Guy
"See all new episodes Sundays on Fox."
Family Guy
"ANNOUNCER: Only on Fox."
Family Guy
"¶ Lucky there's a family guy ¶"
Family Guy
"Yes, I do own domestic rats."
Family Guy
"Oh, oh, I know, I know. In the corner of the room,"
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"Thanks a lot, dick."
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"Brian, if I was such a basic bitch,"
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"They make the rules."
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"-You lost the bubbles. -STEWIE: Yes, bubbles!"
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"-No. -Stewiechu."
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"Brian, you did it."
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"the long plastic tube from the vacuum cleaner"
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"and tell him he's right."
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"(chirping)"
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"(burbling)"
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"so the key, and I mean key..."
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"No."
Family Guy
"¶ It seems today that all you see ¶"
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"Like really early."
Family Guy
"(hissing, whirring)"
Family Guy
"(buzzing)"
Family Guy
"(beeping)"
Family Guy
"Uh-oh. "Edit, redo.""
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"No. No. No."
Family Guy
"You can fix this."
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"(grunting)"
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"(grunting)"
Family Guy
"¶ Laugh and cry ¶"
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"Sir? Sir?"
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