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Clips from Family Guy - Baby Stewie (S18E18)

"I was told there would be no fractions."
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"Well, whoever told you that was half right."
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"Eh?"
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"Now, I know what some of you are thinking."
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"Yes, I look like a man who owns domestic rats."
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"Yes, they've eaten a few of my toes."
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"Yes, this current talk is being videotaped"
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"if aforementioned toe-eating rats were to nibble,"
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"bite or maul any of the present participants' toes."
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"Yes, it's held up in court before."
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"Yes, this is the "odd speech" cited in our Yelp reviews."
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"But most importantly..."
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"You guys want to bet on who finishes first? Huh?"
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"I had a night coffee, so I'm feeling jazzed."
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"(chuckles); Well, I... I don't know if we should be betting."
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"Our family kind of has an unfair advantage."
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"-No. -Okay."
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"So what? Peter's made for these games."
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"He's got a big fat puzzle-solving brain."
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"I mean, look at his head. It's huge!"
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"Look at it!"
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"(chuckles): Yeah, yeah, look at it."
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"Yes."
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"¶ ¶"
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""Welcome, Detectives.""
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"(laughs) I love this already."
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"Uh, "A client needs your help."
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""His name is in the address book in your desk,"
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""but you can't find the key."
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""Try looking in the last place you left them."
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"Okay, where do people leave their keys"
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"when they come into a room?"
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"In the coat on the coat rack."
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"'cause you threw 'em at a ceiling spider."
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"Yes! Check there!"
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"We don't need a key."
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"I'll just yank on the desk drawer until it opens."
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"Strength over brains!"
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"(grunting loudly)"
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"Yes! This fat head is already paying dividends!"
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"(chuckles): Okay."
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"It was a trap."
Family Guy
"Everything on Groupon is just a trick to Get Out black people."
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"Aah, we're sinking."
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"All right, the name in the address book"
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"Phone number: 235-blank-blank-3-"
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"blank-blank-blank-blank."
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"Those missing numbers are..."
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"Chris, stop picking your elbow scab."
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"-It'll never heal. -It'll heal."
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"The missing numbers are what we need"
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"to unlock the keypad on the door."
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"Okay. Fibonacci-- that's Italian."
Family Guy
"So maybe if I just start saying Italian stuff,"
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"I'll say the answer. Spaghetti."
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"Spaghetti."
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"Mario Kart."
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"Look at those idiots. Their thought process"
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"always involves food or cultural stereotypes."
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"PETER: Hitting a kid with a wooden spoon."
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"I mean, the answer is obvious."
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"I know. Totally."
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"The name is Fibonacci."
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"PETER: Kissing a cross before you get-a on a airplane."
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"Fibonacci is also a reference to a sequence of numbers"
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"where every number after the first two"
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"is the sum of the two preceding ones."
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"It's from The Da Vinci Code, and the answer is 2-3-5-"
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"8-1-3-2-1-3-4."
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"Guys, guys, guys, you're thinking too hard."
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"The answer is simple."
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"Fibonacci is the name of a number man"
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"from The Da Vinci Code, which was written by Tom Hanks,"
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"so the number is..."
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"(beeping)"
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"(lock clacks)"
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"Yes! That is why you bring a dog with you everywhere you go."
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"Even in Target, 'cause who's gonna tell you you can't?"
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"The dead-eyed employees?"
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"No. No, they won't."
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"'Cause they're cowards."
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"What?!"
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"Hey, Stewie, we really crushed it last night"
Family Guy
"Ugh, don't say "crushed""
Family Guy
"like you're trying to sell me a Range Rover."
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"I did well, Brian."
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"Whatever, Stewie. I don't know why"
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"I always need your validation."
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"I should just let you enjoy your superior intellect"
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"while you still have it."
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"What does that mean?"
Family Guy
"Oh. Did you think you were the only smart baby in this family?"
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"Chris and Meg were just as smart as you were."
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"But once a Griffin hits puberty,"
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"they turn into a full-blown bozo."
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"Bozo the Clown?"
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"Yes, of course. Bozo the Clown."
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"What other Bozos are there?"
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"I... I don't know,"
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"Bozo the tax accountant?"
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"Well, the good news is, since you do a sex advice podcast--"
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"which I really like, by the way-- every time you..."
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"(honks twice) it's a write-off."
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"-Really? -Oh, yeah. And not just..."
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"(honks twice) also..."
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"(blows slide whistle) and even..."
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"(boinging)"
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"(electronic beeping, humming)"
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"a gene-altering device, or GAD."
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"Josh, if I'm feeling informal."
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"I thought about what you said yesterday"
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"about me growing up stupid."
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"I can't control the DNA I was given,"
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"but now I can control the DNA I want to keep."
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"No, it's not."
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"Genetic modification is a real thing."
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"It's going to change the world,"
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"just like James Taylor changed rock and roll."
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"(echoing): Hello, Martha's Vineyard."
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