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Clips from Family Guy - Baby Stewie (S18E18)

"(gasps) Can you give me a moment?"
Family Guy
"¶ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ¶"
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"¶ But where are those good old-fashioned values ¶"
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"¶ On which we used to rely? ¶"
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"¶ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ¶"
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"as a group?"
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"-we can do together. -Ugh, like what? Fly kites?"
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"Yes, the rats are missing."
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"and will be used as my legal release of responsibility"
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"have fun...!"
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"I mean, I'm a detective."
Family Guy
"Hey, Chris, you want an edible?"
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"Meg?!"
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"They might be hanging around.""
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"(spoon scraping)"
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"is Anthony Fibonacci."
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"Pizza Hut."
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"Oh, oh, you're waiting for me to keep going."
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"Nothing, it's stupid. I'm-I'm... I'm sorry."
Family Guy
"in that escape room, huh?"
Family Guy
"You just copied my answer and took credit."
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"Do I look like I'm kidding?"
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"Whoa, what's this?"
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"(whirring, hissing)"
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"(burbling)"
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"This is my new invention:"
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"So I decided to do something about it."
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"Stewie, that's crazy."
Family Guy
"Now, here's a song that's basically directions to Boston."
Family Guy
"Any last words before I go in?"
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"¶ As we go on ¶"
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"¶ We remember ¶"
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"¶ And as our lives change ¶"
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"(mumbling baby talk)"
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"Big doggy."
Family Guy
"I'm thinking the eggplant parmesan."
Family Guy
"with "Basic Bitches" across the front."
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"Stewie is a baby."
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"It's kinda true, yo."
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"You're paying for their meal, so you can't be the dick."
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"-Brian face. -Yup."
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"-Brian face. -Only a few more now."
Family Guy
"You see, when young kids act out,"
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"what they're really doing is asking to be heard."
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"in these decisions."
Family Guy
"And once you do that..."
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"would like to share a moment of silence"
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"-STEWIE: Poo-poo. -BRIAN: No!"
Family Guy
"What?!"
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"Brian face."
Family Guy
"with different Hemsworth haircuts."
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""Really?" Yes."
Family Guy
"Whoops. "Edit, undo.""
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"My God, I can't get back to regular Stewie."
Family Guy
"What am I gonna do?"
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"Brian, where's my butt?"
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"You just need a little help."
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"needs help getting ready in the morning."
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"Big, fat face. Goatee with little, tiny eyes."
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"But first I'm gonna need a few things."
Family Guy
"a part of you inside there that can understand me,"
Family Guy
"Remember Rupert? He's your best friend"
Family Guy
"with whom you seem to have a very sexual past."
Family Guy
"Yes, it's working."
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"-Stewie! -Uh, no Stewie."
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"Is this my forever?"
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"Stewie's time machine."
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"I saw the video."
Family Guy
"BRIAN: I played it in reverse."
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"(door opens)"
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"Hey, Stewie."
Family Guy
"You're supposed to be drowning your future self."
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"Hey, I said I'm smart. I'm not perfect."
Family Guy
"Do it. Just do it."
Family Guy
"but it didn't fill the whole episode."
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"Aah."
Family Guy
"Are you ready for the new season of Family Guy?"
Family Guy
"See all-new episodes Sundays, and check out our other Fox programs--"
Family Guy
"Bob's Burgers, The Simpsons and Bless the Harts."
Family Guy
"Oh, jeez, I'm so excited."
Family Guy
"¶ All the things that make us ¶"
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"¶ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ¶"
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"What's up, fellas? What can I get you guys tonight?"
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"-Beer. -Beer."
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"-Beer. -I'll have just, like, a..."
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"a chicken salad or something."
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"-What? -Chicken salad."
Family Guy
"Or whatever's easiest."
Family Guy
"Probably chicken salad."
Family Guy
"Hey, uh, Jerome, can you give us a minute to discuss this"
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"Quagmire, excuse my Wisconsin mouth, but..."
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"(Wisconsin accent): why the heck are you not drinkin',"
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"for cripes' sake?"
Family Guy
"Are you doing the keto diet so you lose a bunch of weight"
Family Guy
"and it makes you look like you got a mascot head?"
Family Guy
"No, I'm on medication, so I can't drink, okay?"
Family Guy
"And I'm not gonna say what it's for."
Family Guy
"I'll-I'll just say the pharmacist whispers it to me."
Family Guy
"So you haven't been drinking all week?"
Family Guy
"What have you been doing?"
Family Guy
"Just mostly going to bed early."
Family Guy
"Like so early you still hear people outside"
Family Guy
"mowing their lawns."
Family Guy
"But it's not that bad-- th-there's plenty of sober stuff"
Family Guy
"That's stupid, or is it? I'm in. I have a kite in my car."
Family Guy
"What about an escape room?"
Family Guy
"If we can't drink, we might as well lock ourselves in a room"
Family Guy
"with no windows."
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"Cleveland, I could kiss you!"
Family Guy
"My heart says yes,"
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"but my Lord says no."
Family Guy
"Hello, puzzlers. Welcome to my escape room!"
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"For those of you who've never played before,"
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"the game is simple."
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"You will all be locked in identical rooms"
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"where you will solve a series of puzzles"
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"using clues hidden around the room."
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"First family to escape wins!"
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"Will-will there be fractions?"
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