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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Spike Milligan (S03E03)

"[gong sounding]"
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"Where is the Land of the Rising Sun?"
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"I don't know. I never get up that early."
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"OK, to my guests."
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"Lovely, lovely number."
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"- Good. - Kermit, Oklahoma's a dangerous song."
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"Yes, right."
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"Way to go, samurai. To your dressing room. Whoo!"
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"Well, there seems to be a hole in the schedule now."
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"Boy, this salute to all the nations you're planning"
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"must really be a biggie."
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"Too big, maybe."
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"I thought you were in charge of organizing these people."
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"Yes, sir. Yes, sir."
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"Scotsmen, Venezuelans, dressing room two."
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"Arabs and Eskimos, dressing room three."
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"Move it, boys."
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"Wait a second. What are the Australians up to?"
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"We're up to this spot. What are you Yanks down to?"
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"Come on, move it. Move it, move it."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Sam the American eagle."
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"I have therefore asked a proper English gentleman"
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"to talk to us. [clears throat]"
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"Please."
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"Good, good."
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"Good."
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"How do you do, sir?"
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"[unintelligible Cockney]"
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"Queen Elizabeth the second."
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"[speaking Cockney]"
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"No!"
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"Please, sir, you are not speaking the queen's English."
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"There goes the knighthood."
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"Is it too late to get Laurence Olivier?"
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"You fool of an eagle!"
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"What? What?"
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"What say you?"
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"Listen, he talks the same as I do."
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"- No. - Yes!"
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"He only talks proper when he's on the stage."
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"Where's that pencil?"
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"To be or not to be,"
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"that is the question."
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"See, he talks like that"
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"so that you people in the colonies can understand."
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"What?"
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"Sir, may we please change the subject?"
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"May we, hmm?"
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"Uh... uh..."
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"My lord, tea is served."
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"Where did that come from?"
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"It comes from Hong Kong."
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"Sir, sir, sir!"
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"Of course, the pinky, the greeny, the browny,"
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"the bluey and the reddy."
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"Ready, go!"
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"Stop, stop, stop!"
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"Stop, stop, sir, sir!"
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"- Leave the stage? - Yes."
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"You didn't think I was gonna take it away with me?"
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"Sir, you are a disgrace to England."
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"Let me tell you this, eagle creep."
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"England is not finished yet. It's finished now."
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"[screaming]"
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"Shockproof."
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"Seriously, folks, I love England,"
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"especially in this close-up."
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"Then show it."
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"- Show it? - Yes."
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"Curtain, curtain!"
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"Terrific."
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"It's about time we had some sophistication on this show."
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"OK, ladies and gentlemen, that was Mr. Spike Milligan."
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"Yeah!"
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"I hope I haven't offended any of my people."
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"You didn't offend me. I thought it was very funny."
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"Here's your part."
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"America, I love you! I love you. I love you!"
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"Will you get off? Get off! Get off!"
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"Terrific."
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"Nah, that's not clever."
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"Anyone can drop their pants."
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"[zipper]"
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"I didn't know you were Lithuanian."
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"That man is a sicko."
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"OK, what's next?"
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"Music of Scotland, Music of Scotland on stage, please."
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"Hi, lad. Right here, ready to go."
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"What are those?"
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"They're my bongos. [laughs]"
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"We'll have a wee bit of primitive island rhythms."
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"A bonny Glasgow samba."
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"Cliche-ridden traditionalist."
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"- I got trouble up here, boss. - What?"
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"The Eskimos and the Arabs are sharing a dressing room."
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"- [Kermit] So? - The Arabs want it hotter"
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"and the Eskimos want the air conditioning."
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"Listen, I have an introduction to make."
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"- Try to get them to compromise. - Oh, they have compromised."
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"and the Arabs set it on fire."
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"Come on, boys, get out of there."
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"Bring up the water hoses."
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"Use the fire extinguisher."
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"Oh, uh... and now, ladies and gentlemen,"
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"continuing with our international review,"
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"I hope you don't put that fire out too soon, laddie."
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"Why?"
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"The heat feels good when you're wearing kilts."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the music of Scotland."
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"[plays bagpipes]"
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"[pipes play themselves]"
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"[gunshot]"
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"[music stops]"
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"Good evening and welcome to Muppet News International."
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"Yes, you're welcome to it."
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"Simultaneous translation,"
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"bringing you news and views across the language barrier."
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"Hello."
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"Are you gonna tell them what I said?"
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"No, your secret is safe with me."
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