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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Spike Milligan (S03E03)

"All right, here is the news."
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"Things look grim..."
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"...in the outback..."
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"...as rebel forces continue to fight amongst themselves."
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"First one side seems to be winning..."
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"Yes, yes!"
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"...then the other side gets on top."
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"Then the other, yes!"
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"Casualties have been very heavy."
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"And strong ties between the two factions"
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"have been permanently cut."
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"Eyebrows were raised today at the auction rooms"
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"where a priceless antique vase came under the hammer."
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"Rumors of a cover up"
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"affected prices on the stock market"
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"where woolens were hit badly..."
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"[screaming]"
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"said by police to be dangerous and more than a little screwy."
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"- [whistles] - The man was known"
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"as the inventor of the pop-up toaster."
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"- Next we have... - Fall fashions!"
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"[screaming]"
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"[crashing]"
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"A newsman was attacked today by a mad English comic."
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"Really? We must find him."
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"♪ When I take my dog for a walk he takes me for a run ♪"
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"♪ Dragging me along the street is his idea of fun ♪"
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"♪ From lamppost to lamppost we jog along the street ♪"
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"♪ From tree to tree to fire hydrant ♪"
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"♪ Look out, lady, watch your feet ♪"
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"♪ Me and my dog have arrived We're both out of control ♪"
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"♪ So, look out, anybody who's out to take a stroll ♪"
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"[dog panting]"
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"♪ Me and my dog have a date It is a rendezvous ♪"
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"♪ With a poodle who is French and her mistress on this afternoon ♪"
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"♪ Then uptown we go for a meeting there with Klaus ♪"
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"♪ He's the watchdog of the house ♪"
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"♪ We better move right along We've dozens more to meet ♪"
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"♪ Where's the place to meet dogs? ♪"
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"♪ Why, out here on the street ♪"
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"♪ By Jove, look who's there, jolly good ♪"
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"♪ It's a man with a bowler hat ♪"
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"♪ Walking with his English bulldog ♪"
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"♪ Let's stop for a chat ♪"
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"- Goodbye. Too-da-loo. - Goodbye."
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"♪ Stop that now, don't lick that baby ♪"
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"♪ His mother will object ♪"
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"♪ I know you didn't mean it, but please show some respect ♪"
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"[barking]"
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"♪ Why, goodness gracious me, it is an Irish setter ♪"
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"♪ Come on dogs, no fighting now Ah, that's much better ♪"
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"♪ Look out for your leash Oh, bother, it's all knotted ♪"
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"♪ Now here's a Dalmatian ♪"
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"♪ My goodness, look at how he's spotted ♪"
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"♪ Keep your fingers crossed in case he brings bad luck ♪"
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"♪ Cross the road with care now Don't get run down by a truck ♪"
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"[panting and barking]"
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"[licking]"
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"♪ Hey, leave that rag alone Hey, leave that garbage can ♪"
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"♪ Hey, stop that pulling now I'm not a Superman ♪"
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"♪ Home's only five lampposts away ♪"
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"♪ And look, she's coming our way ♪"
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"♪ Now he's seen her ♪"
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"♪ That will mean that things are getting busy ♪"
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"Oh, please, heel. Heel!"
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"Heel!"
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"Oh, oh."
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"- Oh, hey, Scoots. - Oh, hi."
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"Yeah, the band's all ready"
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"for the big American jazz number."
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"Where's the little green honcho?"
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"He's trying to keep things organize in the dressing room."
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"It's just a mess around here today."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Oh, I'll say."
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"Oh, yeah? How do you explain that?"
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"[speaking mock Swedish]"
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"- Yeah? - Yeah."
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"[all] No!"
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"Yeah."
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"Linoleum."
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"[loud laughter]"
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"Oh, man, I'm going on stage."
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"It's too weird around here for me."
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"that our froggy foreman is trying to lay on tonight's show."
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"But that's no reason for not including a little of the domestic product."
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"Now, from West Side Story, America."
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"[♪ Mexican Hat Dance]"
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"[playing Hawaiian melody]"
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"[playing Polka]"
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"[song ends]"
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"What a moldy fig session that was."
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"That one's in there. Go get 'em, Animal."
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"Sic 'em, sic 'em!"
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"Have you met my Uncle Kermit?"
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"Oh, hi, Uncle Kermit."
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"Oh. He says it's an honor just to meet you"
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"and have a chance to say hi."
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"Oh, I think your stomping ruined the soufflé."
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"[mock Swedish]"
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"[speaking Spanish]"
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"Oh! Ooh!"
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"- What did they say? - Bad news, Uncle Kermit."
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"[screaming in Spanish and mock Swedish]"
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"[crashing]"
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"As if things weren't getting out of hand enough,"
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"to introduce our very special guest star, Mr. Spike Milligan"
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"doing a piece that he has asked me to describe"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Spike Milligan!"
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"Still here?"
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"Sucker for punishment, eh?"
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"Now, a good evening."
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"Now, an appalling evening."
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"[thunder rumbling]"
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"Now comedy weather."
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"- [clucking] - With a surprise ending."
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"Now, who came first?"
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"- Answer! - Hey!"
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"[Lew Zeeland] Can we have our chicken back?"
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"Please, mister."
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