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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"that makes me want to take the next exit."
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"Yeah, been there."
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"I once dated a guy who could only go to the bathroom when classical music was playing."
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"Okay, it was Marshall."
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"It's just things are going so well with Ted I just don't want to complicate it."
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"Relax, it'll happen when it happens."
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"Which is also the advice I gave Marshall to get him over the classical music thing."
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"Oh, here comes Katie."
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"This reminds me of when I used to see her coming up the driveway from school,"
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"with her little pigtails and her Hello Kitty backpack."
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"- Hello, Kitty. - Oh, no."
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"No. No. No."
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"- Hey, Robin. How are you? - Oh, good. Good."
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"So, who is this... tongue person?"
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"Robin, this is my boyfriend Kyle."
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"Oh, you said that. Great."
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"Isn't that great?"
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"My cousin. He's 23, kind of a wad, but he buys me beer, so..."
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"That's cool. This is my friend Lily."
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"Hot."
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"You say things!"
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"Well, come on, let's get you back to my place, we'll get you settled."
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"Um, actually, I'm going to stay with Kyle tonight."
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"- Uh, no, you're not. - Oh, come on."
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"Oh. Oh..."
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"...douche with a faux hawk."
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"You guys have to help me talk her out of it."
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"Speech to talk a girl out of having sex."
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"Discouraging premarital sex is against my religion."
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"Please? I'm her older sister."
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"I'm supposed to teach her how to make good and responsible decisions."
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"It's 2:00 and you've already had three scotch and sodas."
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"That's why I need your help."
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"And the next day, I took everybody to the Empire State Building."
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"You guys are lucky you came here with an architect."
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"Empire State Building fun fact number one:"
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"When construction began on March 17, 1930,"
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"the framework rose at a rate of four and a half stories per week."
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"Four and a half stories per week."
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"There it is. There it is. Come on."
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"You know, Katie, I have wanted to come to the Empire State Building for so long,"
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"but I waited to come here with someone special."
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"Oh, here we go."
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"Marshall and I have never been to the Empire State Building either."
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"But I'm so glad I waited to do something so important with my fiancé."
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"Speaking of waiting, I signed an abstinence pledge in high school."
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"It's totally cool to wait."
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"And stay away from drugs... other than pot."
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"- You told them? - Oh, okay, yes, I told them."
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"But only because I think you should hear it from other grownups, too."
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"Everyone thinks you should wait. Right, guys?"
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"- Totally. You should wait. - Sex is fun."
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"See?"
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"You are such a hypocrite. You were only 16 when you lost yours."
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"Well, how do you know that?"
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"You left your diary in your old room slash my new room."
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"I'll pay you $10,000 for that diary."
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"Look, I've been dating Kyle for two months now."
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"- I mean, we've even... - Oh. La, la, la, la, la."
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"La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la."
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"Even Kyle gets to do that."
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"You have no right to tell me not to do it."
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"But Kyle? Why can't you just wait?"
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"Because if you wait, you can get a nice guy like Ted."
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"Robin, this is happening."
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"Look, I already put it up on my Myspace page."
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"No "Aw, remember cloves?" This can't happen."
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"She's my baby sister, okay?"
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"Come on, you were only 16 when you had sex."
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"- I was 17. - We were 18."
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"Barney was probably 12."
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"Good one, Ted."
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"I was, uh, six... fourt..."
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"How old were you again?"
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"- 17. - Dude, me, too."
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"- Barney, you okay? - Yeah, of course."
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"What, you don't believe me?"
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"This place in the Catskills. Look it up."
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"What did you teach?"
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"Dance?"
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"Yeah, Ted, dance. Maybe you've heard of it."
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"It was just a simple summer job, but it turned into so much more."
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"Her name was Frances Houseman, but everyone called her Baby."
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"# Sylvia #"
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"# How you call your loverboy? #"
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"# Oh, loverboy #"
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"# And if he still doesn't answer? #"
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"# I simply say, baby... #"
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"# My sweet baby #"
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"That's Dirty Dancing."
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"- It was on last night. - No, it was two nights ago."
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""She's Like the Wind" has been stuck in my brain for about 40 hours."
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"It was back in college."
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"Look... I really want to do this, but..."
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"Do this right."
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"Okay."
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"You're right."
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"Yeah, New Year's Eve."
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"Oh, and we'll light candles and maybe put on some classical music."
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"That's not a good idea."
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"Why not?"
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"Oh, yeah, that sounds so good."
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"Oh, I love you, Marshall."
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"Oops."
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"- That was amazing. - Yeah."
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"Want to do it again?"
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"Please don't."
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"- We said we were sorry. - Yeah, well, then why'd you do it again?"
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"You know what, I loaned you my Walkman."
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"The point is no matter what, it's never gonna be as perfect as you want it to be."
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"Well, mine was terrible."
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"Well, as you know, I was 16."
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"And it was with my boyfriend Brian."
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"- Ready? - Yeah."
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"- This feels so right. - Oh, I know."
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"- Oh, Robin. - Oh, Brian."
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"Yeah, I'm gay."
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"- I'm so sorry. - Eh, I should've known."
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"There were signs."
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"Oh, my God!"
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