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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"You only get one shot at losing your virginity."
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"And even though I just barely had sex, it counts."
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"What do you mean just barely?"
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"Well, he didn't dive all the way into the pool, but he..."
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"splashed around in the shallow end."
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"Then you didn't lose your virginity to him."
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"- No, it doesn't. - Yes, it does."
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"Ooh, why, Lily Aldrin, you saucy little harlot."
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"Could it be that before Marshall took a swim, someone else tested the water?"
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"No. Nobody else tested the water, right?"
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"My high school boyfriend, who I did not have sex with."
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"I... I can't believe this."
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"We're Marshall and Lily-- when people see us, they say,"
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"No, Marshall, they say, "Oh, look at them,"
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"they've only had sex with each other.""
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"But now that's not true anymore--"
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"I knew that you were too good at it."
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"Know what? I don't want to see the stupid Empire State Building anymore."
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"You should only be having sex with someone who's special."
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"Oh, please-- you've had sex with, like, a hundred guys."
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"It's not a hundred guys. It's not a hundred guys."
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"I had different levels of feeling for each of the..."
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"very reasonable number of guys."
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"Really."
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"Well, do you love Ted?"
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"I, um..."
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"Okay, Empire State Building fun fact number 22:"
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"The Empire State Building has tons of places where people can have private conversations."
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"- You're off the hook, okay? - Just let me explain."
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"And I don't want to take an exit, but..."
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"Because what's in the carpool lane?"
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"It's no big deal-- you don't have to say it."
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"No. I didn't..."
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"Yeah, like you did."
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"I mean, you have to admit it, Ted, it was a little weird."
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"- Weird... or courageous? - Pretty sure weird."
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"Well, come on, it shows I'm brave and bold, like a knight."
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"Well, then you're an I-love-you prude."
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"You know what? I take mine back."
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"- You... What? - I take my "I love you" back."
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"- You can't take it back. - Nah. Just did. Got it right here."
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"Hey, you, sir. I love you."
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"Thank you, man."
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"I was going up there to jump."
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"Marshall, why is this such a big deal?"
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"Why is this such a big deal?"
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"Oh, uh, sorry, Christopher Columbus, guess who actually discovered the New World."
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"Some dude named Scooter."
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"Oh, uh, Neil Armstrong, it actually goes like this:"
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""One small step for man, one giant leap for Scooter.""
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"Whoa, hey, Adam, guess who got with Eve"
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"- before you did... - Okay, Marshall, I get it."
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"No, it doesn't."
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"Look, have you been to the Empire State Building?"
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"No. You've only been in the lobby."
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"People don't buy tickets to get in the lobby."
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"They buy tickets to get to the top."
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"Scooter only got in the lobby, and the lobby doesn't count."
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"Really."
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"Um, we're in it right now."
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"Thank you, sir. You're a very wise and brilliant man."
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"You're right."
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"Why would I throw that all away?"
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"I'm having the best day!"
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"Katie, I'll admit, maybe I'm not in any place"
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"to lecture you on romantic relationships, but..."
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"but I just don't want you to make the same mistakes that I've made."
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"- Oh, believe me, Kyle is not gay. - That's not what I meant."
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"Please don't do this."
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"But, kids, later that night, Katie did it,"
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"and she got pregnant... with quintuplets..."
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"Maybe even, like, a year or two into marriage."
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"- Dad! - Come on, what really happened?"
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"All right, here's what really happened."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"She didn't do it."
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"Hey, that's great! You got through to her."
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"Hey."
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"Got another Empire State Building fun fact for me?"
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"No. I wouldn't bore you with the seven million man-hours"
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"it took to build this 102-story testament to human will."
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"So, you okay?"
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"Kyle, he's a really nice guy."
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"He could've cheated on me with my lab partner Gretchen Gwynn, but he didn't."
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"'Cause he said he knew I'd find out."
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"That's very gallant."
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"Well, I don't know what your sister's freaking out about, either."
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"- I was your age my first time. - Oh, really?"
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"Yeah, yeah. It was, uh, it was with this girl, Molly."
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"I love you, Ted."
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"Oh, I love you, too, Molly."
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"But I didn't."
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"That was amazing."
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"Look, I got to go."
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"Where are you going?"
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"We're going out to the woods to light 'em-- it's gonna be awesome."
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"Yeah. Yeah, I'll totally call you."
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"But I didn't."
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"Molly?"
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"Yeah?"
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"I-I would've said anything to make that happen, and..."
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"that's exactly what I did."
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"Look, I'm not telling you what to do."
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"I'm just telling you what all 17-year-old boys are like."
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"Even the nice ones."
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"So I told Kyle I wanted to wait... and he dumped me."
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"Oh, oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry."
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"Aw, honey."
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"I promise everything is gonna be okay."
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"Only if you put a buttload of Kahlua in it."
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"Don't tell Mom."
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"Thanks for doing that."
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"You're welcome. I knew it meant a lot to you."
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"But, man, your story, I mean, it doesn't even sound like you."
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"Yeah, well..."
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"I love you, Molly."
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"Oh, I love you, too, Ted."
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"Look, I got to go."
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"Wh-Where are you going?"
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"We're going into the woods to light them."
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