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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"Oh, well... then I guess it's Lily's."
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"No, it's not."
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"Whose moisturizer is this, Ted?"
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"Um, my sister's."
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"Um... I love you."
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"Disgusting. You let me put on the same moisturizer as one of your exes?"
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"It was probably Carla's. Her face was a train wreck."
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"Thank you, Marshall."
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"Thank you so much."
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"Why is that still in your apartment?"
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"I don't know. I just never threw it out."
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"Well, why not? Do you still have feelings for this girl?"
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"Yeah. I'm madly in love with her,"
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"is by holding onto a three-dollar tube of lotion."
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"Why is this such a big deal?"
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"Because I don't want to use some whore's moisturizer!"
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"Well, she's leaving expensive lotions all over town."
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"It sounds like a whore to me."
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"What else do you have from old girlfriends just lying around?"
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"Nothing. That's it."
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"Well, except for the phone booth."
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"And the lamp by the desk..."
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"and the..."
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"No."
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"No! No! Oh, Ted!"
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"Ah, the age-old question:"
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"Question? Ain't no question, girl."
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"Obviously, he's got to get rid of it."
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"So we agreed that we would let you guys decide."
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"Yeah, like we did with Marshall's pants."
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"Ah, the 2005 landmark case of Lily v. The Joey Buttafuoco Pants."
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"I'm gonna have to say no."
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"I don't want some 16-year-old girl falling in love with you"
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"I vote they can stay."
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""Check out the jackass in the parachute pants" is a good icebreaker."
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"Ted."
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"Ted? Ted?"
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"Sorry, buddy, it's a "no" for me, too."
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"Oh, and by the way, Bel Biv Devoe called."
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"Even they don't want those pants back."
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"They were like pajamas you could wear outside."
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"Marshall, it's over."
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"All right, well, let's hear the arguments. Ted, you go first."
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"Okay. The fact that I still have things from ex-girlfriends is no big deal."
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"I mean, when I see the phone booth on the piano,"
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"I don't think of Jeannie Radford,"
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"I think of the good times I had backpacking through Europe."
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"And when I see the lamp, I don't think of Allison Moses."
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"and I really needed a lamp."
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"I think of that weird orange-brown stain and how it got there."
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"Creamsicle and turkey gravy,"
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"not at the same time."
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"Well, that's adorable,"
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"but from now on, when I walk into the apartment, here is what I will see."
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"He called me "sweetie pie.""
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"Really? You can't look at a pillow"
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"without seeing my ex-girlfriend-- a pillow!"
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"Yes, Ted, the fact that you still have that pillow is creepy and gross."
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"- You're creepy and gross. - Your mom's creepy and gross."
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"I got to side with Robin."
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"She's your girlfriend, and if the stuff upsets her, you got to get rid of it."
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"I've got to side with Ted."
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"doesn't mean you're holding onto her."
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"It all comes down to you."
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"Ted, your place is too cluttered."
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"It's like you're living in a Bennigan's."
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"Or a Danby's."
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"What, they don't have Danby's in the US?"
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"Really?"
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"Well, then were do you get Grizzly Paw ice cream sandwiches?"
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"So I had no choice."
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"It was painful,"
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"but not as painful as what I had to endure later that night."
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"New York is famous for its theater,"
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"but there's many different levels."
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"There's Broadway,"
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"off-Broadway,"
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"off-off-Broadway,"
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"homeless people screaming in the park,"
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"and then below that, the play Aunt Lily was in."
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"Who puts a theater up eight flights of stairs?"
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"From the smell of it, I'm guessing a urine factory."
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"Where do you guys want to sit?"
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"I know where I don't want to sit."
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"I brought a bag in case anyone needs to puke."
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"Come on. It's not gonna be that bad."
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"No? Okay."
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"I... am... Rage!"
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"I... am Greed."
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"I am Rage... Envy!"
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"I am outta here."
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"This is the face of Consumerism!"
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"Oh, my God. Ted's part of the play."
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"Hello, Greed, Rage..."
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"Envy..."
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"and Consumerism."
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"I... am your father..."
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"Oh, baby, that was wonderful!"
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"Totally, I had no idea Greed was the killer."
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"And when it became a play within a play,"
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"I was, like, "Now we are really cookin'!""
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"Wow, Lily, that sucked!"
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"I mean, come on. You guys agree, right?"
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"Hey, sorry, I'm just being honest 'cause, you know, we're friends."
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"No, friends make each other feel good."
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"They build each other up and support them."
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"That's what being a good friend is about."
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"Yeah, if you're a Smurf."
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"and I would compliment you on it afterwards."
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"Oh, really? You would?"
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"Bad move, Aldrin, bad move."
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"We'll be starting our Q&A with the director--"
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"yours truly--"
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"in five minutes right here."
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"I know. He can be really insensitive."
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"It was pretty bad, though."
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"Oh, my God, you've been robbed!"
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"Don't you buy anything for yourself?"
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"What can I say?"
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"Papa gets swag."
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