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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"And that should've been the end of it. But the next day..."
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"You know, at first I was really bummed about getting rid of all my stuff."
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"But seeing how happy it makes you-- totally worth it."
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"Mm, that's kind of how I feel when I begrudgingly have sex with you"
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"Exactly. Sometimes you gotta take one for the team."
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"Nope."
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"Well, except for my dogs."
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"because you don't keep things from your past relationships"
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"your past relationships."
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"What's your point, Ted?"
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"Well, you know how you said you come over to my apartment,"
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"and all you can see are my ex-girlfriends?"
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"What, so when you look at my dogs, all you see is my ex-boyfriends?"
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"I do now."
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"That's ridiculous."
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"I thought you said you got rid of everything your ex-boyfriends gave you."
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"Well, yeah, but not my dogs."
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"You said everything."
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"But not living things."
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"Well, tell that to the rare Bolivian cactus I threw away."
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"Things with a heartbeat can stay."
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"Enjoying this?"
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"Pickles, go get your ball."
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"to make me get rid of all my stuff."
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"Well, what do you want me to do, Ted? Get rid of my dogs?"
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"Guess what position we did it in."
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"Yes. Yes, I want you to get rid of your dogs."
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"Really? Well, I say we take it to the group,"
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"but I don't like your chances."
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"What's the matter with you?"
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"- Even I wouldn't do that. - Yes!"
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"You can ask somebody to get rid of their iguana after it poops in your hair,"
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"but not their dog."
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"I miss Jebediah."
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"Oh, I almost forgot."
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"Very funny."
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"Oh, it's not a joke."
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"It's my one-man show premiering tomorrow night."
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"And even though it's terrible and excruciatingly long,"
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"I expect you all to be there since we're such good friends."
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"Oh, we'll be there."
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"Unless, of course, you just want to admit that you were wrong..."
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"- Never. - Good."
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"Okay, I gotta go rehearse."
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"the first three rows get wet."
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"I'm sorry I didn't tell you where the dogs came from."
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"I'm sorry I asked you to get rid of them."
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"That was ridiculous."
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"So we're-we're okay?"
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"Yeah, we're great."
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"And I thought we were,"
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"but just as it did in the seventh act of Aunt Lily's play,"
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"Jealousy reared its ugly head."
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"Oh, yeah, that's the spot."
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"I gotta go."
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"Oh, he's really having trouble dealing with this, huh?"
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"Might be time to send them to the farm."
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"- You're gonna kill your dogs?! - No! No, no, no,"
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"there really is a farm."
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"My aunt has a farm upstate."
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"Oh, thank God."
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"Aw, you know, if I were five dogs,"
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"I'd rather live on a farm than in an apartment in Brooklyn."
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"Yeah. I could visit them on weekends."
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"Oh, that's perfect. They love dogs."
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"Uh... uh.... uh... People upstate."
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"Oh, look, it's starting. Shh!"
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"Are you sure you're gonna be okay?"
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"I mean, you know that this is gonna be..."
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"I know, but I'm gonna sit through the whole thing,"
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"You know why?"
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"Because that's what friends do."
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"Moist."
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"Moist."
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"Moist."
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"That was the first 40 minutes of Barney's show."
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"Moist."
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"And then we endured about 20 minutes of this."
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"I have to go refill."
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"I'll be back in a moment."
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"Play's not over."
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"And then it just got weird."
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"Feelings."
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"Oh, no!"
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"And when that didn't work..."
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"Okay! Stop!"
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"You win. Fine."
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"Barney, I'm sorry I made you come to my show."
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"Thank you, Lily."
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"No, I have nothing nice to say about your show."
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"You were right, Barney."
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"Yes! I win!"
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"Oh, Lily. Oh, Lily, Lily, Lily."
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"I was just getting warmed up, man!"
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"If you had any idea what was coming up in act two... oh!"
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"Well, I imagine it was pretty awful, so let's go."
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"Pretty awful? Pretty awful?! It was a masterpiece of awful."
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"It's genius how bad it is. I kind of wish you guys could see it."
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"Yeah, well, anyway."
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"Act two is where I really hit my stride."
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"Spoiler alert: the robot falls in love."
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"How about this, Barney? How about we stay"
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"It's your funeral."
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"Five, six, one, two."
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"So we stayed and let Barney torture us for another hour and a half,"
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"'cause that's what friends do, apparently."
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"I gave my dogs away to my aunt."
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"You what?"
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"I think it's for the best."
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"Wow."
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"Oh, man."
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"Can we go inside?"
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"Uh, no. Uh, let's go to the bar."
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"Why? What's going on inside?"
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"- Um, the floors are gone. - What?"
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"Yeah. I-I sent them out to get, um, fixed."
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"This is a terrible lie. I'm just going to bail."
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"I didn't know you were getting rid of the dogs!"
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"You said you threw all that stuff away!"
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"Kids, this was the worst fight Robin and I ever had."
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