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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - Thank You for Your Service (S09E09)

"I wanted to go back to-- to just her delivering mail"
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"and, uh, me saying hello."
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"You know how much shit I got coming to this house?"
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"- What? - I got my CD of the Month Club--"
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"my DVDs, all kinds of shit comes here."
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"Yeah, you know what I got? I got a letter from Mr. Takahashi,"
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"who I'm waiting for, and-- and I'll never get it now."
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"And now I don't know if I'm in the club or not."
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"So, next time you tap that ass..."
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"I didn't tap-- I didn't tap any ass."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Wait a minute."
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"You didn't tear that ass up?"
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"- Just a fucking date? - That's it."
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"And you going through the same shit if you had hit it?"
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"Nope, nope. I didn't hit it, I didn't tap it,"
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"I didn't tear into it, and we still get no mail."
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"Hey, Sal!"
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"I'm expecting this letter from the club,"
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"but I had a fight with my mailwoman,"
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"uh, what-- what the letter was all about, so."
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"Yeah, but the mailwoman wouldn't-- wouldn't deliver it."
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"Uh, I hit the-- the reset button."
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"- Oh, that button. Yeah. - Yeah."
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"You've hit that before, haven't you, sir?"
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"- You're kidding! - Mm-hmm."
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"- Huge misunderstanding here. - Let me double-check."
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"No, you're completely forbidden from entering the premises."
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"You're not gonna open the gate?"
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"You're on our list, sir."
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"- Sir, please back out. - I regret every conversation I had to sit through."
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"- So unbelievably boring about your fucking cat... - Do I need to call security?"
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"Not one person spoke to you except me."
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"Sir, you can back out, please."
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"10 years I came up here, I put the window down."
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"I talked to you, and I was suffocating"
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"that was coming out of your mouth..."
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"And don't bump into the speaker on your way out."
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"Yeah, you look very honorable."
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"Good morning, Mr. Franklin."
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"And how are you this fine day?"
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"I am fine. And you?"
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"- Make haste slowly. - ( chuckles )"
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"His Excellency, General George Washington."
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"Thank you, General, for the kind introduction."
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"General: Recruits, sir."
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"Private Chesnik reporting for duty, sir."
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"Lieutenant David reporting for duty, sir!"
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"I'm ready to play dead for my country,"
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"which nobody could do like I can if I put my mind to it."
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"Indeed, well, gentlemen, I have lots of work to do to tend to an army,"
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"- Thank you very much. - Yes."
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"General: Attention!"
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"- March! - Man: March!"
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"General: Battalion halt!"
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"- Man: Halt! - Men: Halt!"
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"Front rank, ready?"
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"Are you crazy? Get up. This is nuts."
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"Come on, he's not gonna have any fun."
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"That's not fair. It's not fair."
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"- This is real! This is real! - Oh, my God."
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"- Sal? Who's Sal? - Sal."
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"Larry: He's a security guard from my golf club."
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"I told him I didn't wanna say hello to him anymore."
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"Hello, Sal! I'm sorry!"
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"Aah!"
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"( high-pitched ringing )"
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"- ( explosions ) - ( machine-gun fire )"
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"( helicopter blades whirring )"
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"Hello, Sal. How you doing?"
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"Soldier's voice: Hot. Hot contact, hot contact. We need air now."
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"( choir singing )"
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"- Charge! - ( all shouting )"
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"Larry! Larry, get up, get up. Are you all right?"
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"Yeah. I'm good, yeah. ( panting )"
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"- What the...? - Motherfucking redcoats!"
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"God, those motherfuckers."
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"Fuck. God damn it."
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"Come on. I have no idea where we are."
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"No idea."
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"You know what? I think I know where the car is."
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"I think it's that way."
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"Hey, that's Mr. Takahashi's car."
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"Who's Mr. Takahashi?"
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"What the hell is he doing here?"
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"- Oh, fuck. - Oh, my God."
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"to ask you about the letter,"
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"will you call the club and tell them"
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"I'm coming over to play some golf?"
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"Okay."
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"See you at the club. Take care."
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"I knew that baby looked a little Asian."
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"Hey, let's play some golf."
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"I don't know."
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"- ( sighs ) - I think the car's that way."
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"I'm Randy. I'm new here."
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"Yeah."
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"That's how you do it. That's how you do it."
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"Larry: All right, look, you know, I got--"
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"I got clothes in my locker we can wear"
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"or we could just take these jackets off."
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"Doesn't really matter what we're playing in."
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"Larry: You all right?"
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"- 10:00. Redcoats, man. - ( tires screech )"
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"Larry, there's fucking redcoats, man!"
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"- You motherfuckers! - Larry: Hey."
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"( shouting ) Come on, man!"
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"- ( screaming continues ) - ( sighs )"
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"Hey, asshole! Here's your mail."
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"Welcome home, soldier. Thank you for your service."
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"What is this, tap?"
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"-Yes it is. -LARRY DAVID: Oh."
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"You have no filter."
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"I am trying my best to accommodate you."
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"LARRY: It doesn't seem like it."
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"You're not doing unto others as you would have others do unto you."
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"Unfortunately, the golden rule is not a federal regulation."
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"It's either Larry David or Marilyn."
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"-Who'd you pick? -I took Marilyn."
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"Let's face it, at this point in our lives, it's..."
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"not so easy to find people to have sex with us."
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