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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - Thank You for Your Service (S09E09)

"( theme music playing )"
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"- Good morning, Mr. David. - Good morning, Sal."
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"- Oh, yeah? - It's happening."
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"- Oh. - Right over at Will Rogers Park."
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"which I partake in every year."
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"- No kidding, yeah. - I'm going to be a redcoat."
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"Interesting. You're going to be in the British army?"
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"I don't have a great British accent,"
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"- but tell me if you think this one works. - Yeah. Okay."
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"I'm thinking of two different kinds."
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"Tell me which one you like better."
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"- That's kind of a-- a Cockney. - That's Cockney, yeah."
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"But I don't know if that's what they do."
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"I think, more often, it's a-- they..."
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""Gentlemen, strike the flagstaff deep, Sir Knight.""
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"( stammering ) Well, they're both pretty good."
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"They're good, so I-- it's gonna be a remarkable day for me."
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"Get in there and play some great golf today, okay, Mr. David?"
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"Oh, sir, you may find the main lot full."
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"- Okay. - Okay? You may find it full."
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"Right turn, got it."
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"- Okay, yeah. - Go to the bottom of the hill."
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"- I think you'll find some open. - Okay, yeah."
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"Have a great day."
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"And now, I'm in this cycle that never ends."
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"Once the window goes down, it cannot go back up."
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"- Richard: That's right. - You are stuck."
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"I guarantee you. Do you talk to him?"
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"Not for nine months. He's annoying as hell."
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"I really would love to reset the whole relationship"
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"You're on your own."
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"Secretly,"
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"I wish ill things on him so I don't have to do this anymore."
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"It's a terrible thought, but that's what I think."
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"By the way, where's my John Adams biography?"
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"Yeah, so sorry."
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"For what reason do you want it back?"
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"- Yes. - Did you finish it?"
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"Of course I finished it."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"- Who knew about all this stuff? - Yeah."
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"- and the White House, and-- - I'm gonna posit this."
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"- What is this, "Dragnet"? - I don't think you read it."
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"- I read the inside flap. - Okay, you read the flap."
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"- Good, you read the flap. - I'll make sure he gets it back to you."
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"I see you've had a chance to take a look at the menu."
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"We do have one addition today."
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"- What are you getting? - I'm gonna get the beet and goat cheese salad."
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"- The Vietnamese pho. - How do they prepare the Dover sole?"
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"- What did you say, sautéed? - It's sautéed in a lemon butter sauce."
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"- Do you think they would broil it? - I could ask."
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"Okay, look, ask, but if the chef makes a face of any kind, okay,"
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"- I understand. - Okay, thank you."
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"Richard: Thanks."
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"I have to go suit shopping with my daughter"
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"and my soon-to-be son-in-law for the wedding."
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"You're kidding me. Congratulations."
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"- What kind of guy is he? - He served in the war in Afghanistan."
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"- And, uh... - Wow."
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"- Yeah. - Richard: Is he okay?"
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"No PTSD. He's one of the lucky ones."
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"I asked the chef to broil the sole,"
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"and he didn't make much of a face."
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"Didn't make much of a face."
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"What kind of face is not much of a face?"
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"but I wouldn't describe it as much of a face at all."
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"Hmm. I'd like to see that face."
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"What did-- show it to me."
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"and he went... ( sighs )"
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"- No. - Okay."
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"- I'll get it-- I'll get it broiled. - All right."
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"- Hey, guys. - Larry: All right, thank you so much."
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"- How are you, Larry? - Hey, Ken."
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"- How you doing? - Larry: Good."
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"- Hey, Ken. - How are you guys?"
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"His wife just had a baby."
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"- Oh, the baby! - Yeah."
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"- You got a picture? - Boom. There you go."
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"Wow! Oh! Beautiful!"
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"- Ken: Huh? - Lucky man."
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"My greatest treasure."
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"You know, she looks a little Asian."
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"Um, wha-what do you-- what does that mean?"
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"- Why? What's the big deal? - What are you getting at, is all I'm asking."
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"I'm saying that, you know, she just has a slight Asian look to her."
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"I feel like you're maybe saying something's--"
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"I'm not saying-- something's on about it."
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"- Uh-huh. - That's a compliment."
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"- In what way? - Huge."
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"- How so? - She's exotic."
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"Can you just-- just take it back"
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"so we can just put this behind us?"
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"but I can't take back the remark."
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"I just want you to say, "This was my fault. I apologize.""
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"And then I can move on."
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"- Okay, goodbye. - ( Jeff groans )"
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"- Richard: We all think she's gorgeous. - I'm-- I'm sorry, Ken."
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"but she does look a little-- you didn't think she looked a little Asian?"
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"- Who's there? - Woman: U.S. Postal Service."
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"- Mailwoman? - Mail carrier."
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"- Huh, okay. Mail carrier. - Yeah."
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"Great. I will take this."
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"- You will take these. - All right. Okay."
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"And I will take my pen."
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"- Oh, yeah. - Thank you."
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"- People, they steal pens a lot. - They really do, don't they?"
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"- I bet you lose a lot of those... - I have a truck full of 'em."
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"mail carrier in a long time."
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"I remember in my building in Brooklyn growing up,"
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"They'd come down in the morning with their shmatas."
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"- You know, it was-- - What's a shmata?"
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"A shm-- it's a-- like, a disgusting house dress."
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"- It's-- they're hideous. - Oh, boy. Oh."
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"to work in the post office when I was younger"
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"'cause she didn't think I could amount to anything."
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"- And look what happened. - And that's not to say that you couldn't amount to anything."
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"( chuckles ) But, you know, she felt that way about me"
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"'cause she wanted me to have the security of a job, that's all, you know."
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"And she thought it would be easy for me."
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"Not that it's easy, but she thought it'd be easy for me,"
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