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Clips from Family Guy - Mr. Saturday Knight (S03E03)

"If I'm gonna impress the Black Knight, my lance must be with me at all times."
Family Guy
"Excuse me. I gotta go practise."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, Dad, my earring!"
Family Guy
"Two mutton joints, please."
Family Guy
"Listen, freak. We don't all watch Frasier. Now give me two mutton joints."
Family Guy
"Thank you."
Family Guy
"'Tis a glorious afternoon. Wouldst thou not agree?"
Family Guy
"Uh, yea, kind shrew."
Family Guy
"Uh, I before thee... except after C."
Family Guy
"Uh, sure. Whatever floats your boat."
Family Guy
"There you go."
Family Guy
"Frickin' perverts."
Family Guy
"Madeleine, go wait in the Hyundai!"
Family Guy
"What were you doing with my girl?"
Family Guy
"I don't ever want to see you here again."
Family Guy
"Oh. OK, but we can see each other outside the fair, right?"
Family Guy
"OK, that's much clearer."
Family Guy
"Oh, God! I think I just miscarried!"
Family Guy
"What are you doing? I spent hours soldering that costume for you."
Family Guy
"I don't need it any more. I quit the team."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, I did."
Family Guy
"- We almost missed that. - That was a close one."
Family Guy
"But I'm being serious here. We were all set to come see you joust today."
Family Guy
"You were so excited to be on the field with the Black Knight."
Family Guy
"I'll be watching him from the stands,"
Family Guy
"because the Black Knight is a big jerk, just like that guy who fixed our vacuum."
Family Guy
"There you go. All fixed."
Family Guy
"- Oh. Well, did you save it? - Uh, no."
Family Guy
"It would be if you didn't remind us all of our grandmother's cleavage."
Family Guy
"Let's go to the field, where the Black Knight prepares to challenge his opponent."
Family Guy
""Ohh..."
Family Guy
""Hey"
Family Guy
"Hey, how you doing there, big guy?"
Family Guy
"You holding up all right?"
Family Guy
"That's it. The Black Knight is out of challengers and is once again undefeated."
Family Guy
"Hey, what's your fat ass doing here?"
Family Guy
"He's my only means of conveyance."
Family Guy
"- But I guess I do spoil him. - Clearly you do."
Family Guy
"And what are you doing here, Griffin? I told you never to come here again!"
Family Guy
"You see that, kids? Your father's nothing but a fizzle!"
Family Guy
"But most people who call me that don't get away with it."
Family Guy
"Actually, that guy was the only one who ever called me a fizzle."
Family Guy
"After today, only half the people who called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it."
Family Guy
"A new challenger has entered the field."
Family Guy
"The crowd has fallen deathly ill. Silent. Sorry."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, I'm gonna die!"
Family Guy
"To the owner of a yellow Hyundai, your car is being towed."
Family Guy
"Boy, that was lucky about the car."
Family Guy
"Take that, you bastard! Nobody makes a fool out of Mort Goldman!"
Family Guy
"Spectacular, maggot! How'd you like to travel with us as our lead jouster?"
Family Guy
"Thanks, but no thanks, Coach. I've lived my dream."
Family Guy
"when Ralph lost his job but didn't get it back?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, why was that? That bugged the crap out of me."
Family Guy
"thou must explainest to me thy very peculiar electronic wand."
Family Guy
"Ahem. Peter, don't you have something to say to Mr Weed?"
Family Guy
""On which we used to rely?"
Family Guy
"You bastard."
Family Guy
"- I don't want any trouble. - You've got trouble if you don't beat it."
Family Guy
"- Where's he going? - Let him go, kids."
Family Guy
"Thank you, Mrs Griffin. I understand you have a beautiful family."
Family Guy
"He's dead."
Family Guy
"But, Mom, what's Dad gonna do for a job?"
Family Guy
"And I don't like you hanging around my girl."
Family Guy
""Lucky there's a family guy"
Family Guy
"I guess I could. I just hope it goes OK."
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"I wandered around and ended up at the Renaissance Fair."
Family Guy
"Oh, God! I forfeit!"
Family Guy
"It's so nice to have you over, Mr Weed."
Family Guy
"- Really? - Yes!"
Family Guy
"- You love the Middle Ages, don't you? - Sir, yes, sir!"
Family Guy
"Ding!"
Family Guy
"Oh, thou wishest to feast on the appendage of a humble ovine."
Family Guy
"- I'm just trying to understand the rules. - If I see you again, I'll kill you!"
Family Guy
"You can't quit jousting. The big meet is today. I thought..."
Family Guy
"Did you just say "big meat"?"
Family Guy
"Lt'll be OK, Chris. Remember that episode of The Honeymooners"
Family Guy
"ENGLISH SDH"
Family Guy