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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Two Parties (S05E05)

"Would you like some water?"
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"I'm just messing with you."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"- He does that sometimes. - But seriously."
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"Ken Hotate is the leader of the Wamapoke people,"
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"and we are trying to get them involved"
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"Ken and I get along great."
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"I don't-- I don't think we are."
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"I don't know if we could put that in a public park."
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"Why don't we retire to my longhouse"
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"Well, well, well."
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"If it isn't Mr. Best Man and Bachelor boy."
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"We've got dancing, Jell-o shots,"
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"private karaoke,"
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"and anything that can be penis-shaped"
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"I really need her bachelorette party to go well."
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"Sky is the limit."
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"We have Haverford, Swanson, Dwyer--"
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"on this fictional island."
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"I can't believe this is what you want to do"
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"I told them the truth-- beer and board games."
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"I was not kidding."
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"to never reveal our secret?"
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"had three months to get our proposals together,"
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"By the time this all gets cleared up,"
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"the people will be frothing at the mouth for that beef."
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"Aw, sweet! A new Paunch Burger."
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"Their burgers will kill you! They're full of wasps!"
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"Oh, booyah!"
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"May you and Leslie find eternal happiness together."
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"Thanks, you guys. Thanks for indulging me."
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"I got a bunch of Homeland episodes"
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"No!"
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"and watch a bachelor party peter out like this."
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"Oh, believe me, if the group's happy, I'm happy."
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"May I go ahead and chisel your aromasphere?"
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"Whoa, that's a pretty stiff cloud."
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"Oh, this is a sort of play on Scotch."
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"saying that if any sacred Wamapoke artifact"
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"on this future Paunch Burger site."
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"I should not have done this."
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"Oh, I wonder who that is."
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"I'm Abraham Lincoln."
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"I know for a fact"
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"Ann, can I speak with you privately?"
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"- Yeah. - I sat behind you in middle school band."
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"Yeah."
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"You never had one before you were married to Wendy?"
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"from Wild Things a few times"
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"I never had a bachelor party either."
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"Me and April, we got married with no warning."
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"a bomb threat to the steakhouse."
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"Yeah, really, it's a funny story."
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"I had an emergency appendectomy."
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"replete with dangling, beautiful aerialists."
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"Waiter, a round of light-flash shots"
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"You know, when I say it out loud, it doesn't sound so bad."
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"Councilman Jamm was being sneaky,"
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"I need your help."
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"Bachelorette party."
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"Ugh, not my type at all."
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"And what was it, exactly, that led to you two"
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"Was she ill,"
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"committing a crime?"
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"Any activity in the world. What would you do?"
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"then I hook up with Dave Matthews,"
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"♪ A-la-la baby"
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"Andy, I want you to meet"
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"Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay."
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"Thank you. I love your team, sir."
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"I can't tell if you're joking, but I hope you're not."
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"I'm a big fan, Mr. Luck."
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"Touchdown, Dwyer!"
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"♪ Here I go again"
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"- Ann Perkins! - Ann Perkins!"
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"Football!"
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"I don't think so, Jerry."
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"So, bachelor boy,"
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"There are so many things that I could say about Ron,"
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"should represent the groom."
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"To Ron."
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"Just perfect. Perfect, Chris."
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"And I thought you might also like to know"
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"- Oh! - Oh!"
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"Take extra cream, 30 sugars."
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"and even if we didn't, they probably won't find them."
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"which is a super-cool way to live."
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"Look, I'm telling the truth here, lady."
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"I also found some weird-looking gummy candy."
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"Lesie, Ken Hotate is right over there,"
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"and come clean."
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"He's gonna be so mad."
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"Why do I have to?"
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"Actually, that's not true."
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"You have turned into a very beautiful, wise,"
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"Can't win."
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"Madness indeed."
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"I love this!"
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"I just remembered."
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"What?"
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"were removed from their homes"
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"Well, I want to raise the bar of awfulness"
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"and buy some more time for my park project."
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"I have great respect for the Wamapoke culture."
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"I just hope that you can forgive me, Ken."
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"Full disclosure-- I voted for Ryan Gosling,"
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"so you didn't get your own bachelor party."
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"But let's look ahead."
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"The year is 2018."
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"Strange, but sweet."
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"I spy on you from my red Corvette."
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"Training."
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"this super-fit health goddess"
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"that now I just want someone that values"
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"And dimples are a plus."
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"There's something else."
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"with Councilwoman Knope."
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"taking their land without permission."
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"You and Leslie had a deal."
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"Take the sign down."
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