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Clips from South Park - Here Comes the Neighborhood (S05E05)

"Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation"
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"West side."
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"Yes, well. For my project, I made a pencil taped to a pen."
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"of predictable weather patterns over the next three months."
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"with the check, check plus, check minus system."
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"- Your family is rich, dude. - But I..."
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"Have you ever even been inside a JMart, Token? I didn't think so!"
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"Yeah, dude, your family is so rich they have their own pool table."
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"I just want to be like all the other kids in South Park."
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"Please, Mom and Dad! Please!"
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"Hey, look. These pants are only five bucks apiece."
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"- You owe me $10 million. - Hey, guys!"
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"- Here you go. - What's that?"
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"Yeah, dude, nobody does. They're too expensive."
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"We could buy hundreds of acres of land for next to nothing."
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"- Oh, kids! - Yes, Daddy?"
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"I'm Frederick. This is my sister, Lisa, and my brother, Daniel."
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"How quaint. Kids, why don't you go play with little Token,"
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"Very well. Come, local boy, show us how to play your mountain games."
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"You see, I used to be the only rich kid."
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"And so Daddy does the picture."
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"Sorry, Snoop Dogg, but Will Smith is on line three for you."
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"And perhaps I'll give old Magic and Kobe Bryant a call."
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"and some Snoop Doggy Doo Doo's building a gigantic place on Main."
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"and mixing them with our pure, non-rich kids."
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"all of us poor, underachieving people out of town"
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"with inflated real-estate costs."
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"They can hire people to do it for them."
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"for all their Porsches and boats and aircraft carriers."
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"and Puffa Diddy Diddy Puff Fun Size."
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"That's all right. We just want some nice, cheap beer tonight."
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"This is fun!"
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"- I'll kick you in the nuts, Kenny. - I'll kick you in the nuts, Stan."
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"I'll kick you in the nuts."
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"Hey! What are you doing?"
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"so I invited a bunch of rich kids to move to town."
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"So if you'll have me and raise me as one of your own,"
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"I promise to be the best lion I can be."
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"- Look at the little black lion, Mommy. - He's cute, isn't he?"
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"Well, I don't know."
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"- Do you like jokes? - What?"
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"Jokes. You know, funny. Us lions love jokes."
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"But being a lion may be harder than you think."
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"A million millionaires are gathering their ranks"
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"Think about it. What scares rich people more than anything?"
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"- Yeah! - Let's go!"
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"Home! But I thought your friends made fun of you at home?"
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"They do. But I guess I learned something today."
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"Even though I may be different from them,"
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"I still like my old friends best."
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"Oh! So you don't want any gum, then? Are you sure?"
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"have gathered to say we will be separated no more!"
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"- Hooray! - Hooray!"
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"And I want to assure the nation that is watching"
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"Kids, go find the limo and get in."
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"- Sure, dude, you're our friend. - Yeah, I know."
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"now we think you're a pussy."
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"All right!"
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"If you get rich selling these homes,"
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"Going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time"
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"Going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind"
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"Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour""
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"I'm heading up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind"
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"Come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine"
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"And so, just like in nature, I can add the mixture into the volcano, and..."
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"Oh, Pele! God of fire! Show us your... It's all gooey."
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"Okay, good job, Butters. You get a check."
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"Oh, thank you, Ms. Choksondik. I got a check. That's like a C."
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"Okay, whose project should we look at next? How about Eric?"
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"- Eric Cartman. - Stand by, please."
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"- Now, Eric! - God damn it."
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"Shut up, Jew."
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"In this way we see the duality of writing devices that occur in nature."
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"You just put that thing together just now. I'm giving you a check minus."
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"God damn it, I hate check minus!"
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"- Sit down. - I'll make you eat your parents."
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"- What did you say? - Nothing."
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"All right, Token, you're next."
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"Using my laptop, I hooked into the Internet"
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"and found a meteorology website. I downloaded the data,"
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"and with my dad's video projector I can show you the graph I made"
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"I also printed out the results on my colour printer."
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"- Here you are, Ms. Choksondik. - Very, very good, Token."
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"- You get a check plus. - All right!"
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"- Oh, that is such bullcrap! - Eric, for the love of God..."
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"No! No, see, this is the fundamental flaw"
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"The only reason Token was able to do all that is because his family is rich!"
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"- My family isn't rich. - Oh, come on, Token."
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"Your new house is four times the size of anyone else's in town."
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"And who else gets crab cakes and lobster tail in their lunch boxes?"
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"Let's just see where Token's clothes come from, shall we?"
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"- Armani Exchange. - Armani Exchange?"
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"All the rest of us have to buy our clothes at JMart."
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"Yeah, and their own sprinkler system. You don't think you're rich?"
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"Hello, Token. How was school today?"
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"Mom, Dad, why do we have a bigger house"
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"than everybody else in South Park?"
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"Well, because we have more money, son."
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"I know, but why?"
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"Well, because we went to graduate school"
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"and therefore have more lucrative jobs than most people in town."
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"For instance, your mother is a chemist for a pharmaceutical company,"
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"whereas your friend Eric Cartman's mother is a crack whore."
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"- One pays more than the other. - Why, sweetie? What's the matter?"
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"All the kids at school today made fun of me because I'm rich."
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"- Oh. - I don't want to be rich any more!"
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"I want to eat macaroni and cheese for dinner"
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"- And wear clothes from JMart. - JMart?"
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"Son, you don't know what you're saying."
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"- You sure you want to do this, son? - I'm sure."
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"Where's the valet?"
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"He must be parking someone else's car."
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"Here we go."
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"Take good care of it, please. Here's $20."
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"They've activated some kind of alien blinding device."
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"That's not a blinding device, Dad, it's fluorescent lighting."
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"Excuse me, where would we find young men's fashion apparel?"
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"- Aisle six. Next to the pretzels. - Next to the..."
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"Come on."
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"They must really suck. What do you think?"
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