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Clips from Rick and Morty - Whirly Dirly Conspiracy (S03E03)

"[ Beeping, whirs ]"
Rick and Morty
"Rick? It's important, Jerry."
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"N-Never mind, there's no time for pants, Jerry."
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"♪♪"
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"He's -- He's good with regular folk.""
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"He's a master convincer.""
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"Oh. Okay, well, I told Morty,"
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""Look, parents get divorced. They get sad. He'll be fine,""
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"And you know how Morty gets when he gets emotional."
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"It impedes my work."
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"So, I told him I'd take you out and give you a win."
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"Geez! You really do need a win."
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"And we're seeing how you'd act"
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"if that were about to happen?"
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"Also, if I wanted to kill you --"
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"Yeah, I get it. It would be amazing."
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"You called me a master convincer!"
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"of an alien truck stop."
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"Aaah!!"
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"[ Both laughing ]"
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"Okay, but still -- bad parenting."
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"Hey, rich a-holes are rich a-holes."
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"Can't even have a heart attack."
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"but it's right on the money."
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"If I come home without you,"
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"What the fuck are you talking about, Jerry?"
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"Holy fucking shit!"
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"[ Both laughing ]"
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"Hey, maybe we would have fun on a fake adventure."
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"On a fake adventure."
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"[ Clink! ]"
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"[ Sobbing ] What's wrong?"
Rick and Morty
"Because I'm not an issue of Cosmo, okay?"
Rick and Morty
"I'm hideous!"
Rick and Morty
"It's perfectly legal, if that's what you're wondering."
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"Or could it be her massive stripper titties?!"
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"Motherfucker got two heads and three trunks."
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"because I might have some thoughts."
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"what your life could have been without Rick."
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"I mean, I've wondered about having a vagina."
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"You're asking me to lure Rick to his death?"
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"I'm only asking you to go on a ride with Rick,"
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"Okay, okay, that was a very specific example"
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"But there comes a time in every man's life"
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"when he must choose the foundation"
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"That's what I'm talking about."
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"For Christ's sakes, Morty,"
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"women going through a divorce"
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"I'm coming, Summer!"
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"I-I'm gonna call Rick."
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"whenever there's a problem."
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"This is obviously Rick-level shit."
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"Oh, yeah, I bet."
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"Yeah, no. [ Chuckles ]"
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"Jerry, you know, I hope you're not suggesting"
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"♪♪"
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"All right, what's going on here?"
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"We're going on the Whirly Dirly!"
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"Whirly Dirly, baby."
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"I'm pretty sure "normalize" will make her normal."
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"I'd call that progress."
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"Okay, this says "reverse." Done and done."
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"Mom, call Rick!"
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"[ Dialing ]"
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"And you know what? I'll cop to it."
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"I put a lot of strain on your marriage."
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"It wasn't fair. I'm sorry."
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"And for what it's worth,"
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"I mean, I'm falling asleep here."
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"Let's just get out and crawl down the sides."
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"Good call, Jerry!"
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"[ Both screaming ]"
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"[ Both screaming ]"
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"So, uh, Jerry, big fan of the Whirly Dirly, are you?"
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"Not anymore. [ Chuckles ] Obviously."
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"But when you were, how did you know about it?"
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"We had a deal, Jerry Smith."
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"You've been in a serious roller-coaster crash."
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"[ Screams ] Get it off me!"
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"Fuck It's got me good."
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"You're inventing a thing to save me."
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"You took my family!"
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"I took your family?"
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"Oof."
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"That all ended because she felt sorry for you."
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"coated in gibble snake bile to attract a shmooglite runner."
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"[ Roaring ]"
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"[ Roars ]"
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"Just stay put, sweetie! Mom's still on hold."
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"Morphizer customer service. How may I help you?"
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"Mom?"
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"We're free!!"
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"from this kind of shit but no!"
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"Everything okay here?"
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"Oh, come on. What's happening?"
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"Seriously? [ Snapping ]"
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"if she's attractive?"
Rick and Morty
"I'll say "yes"! Morty, gross!"
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"Well, she's gonna be super hot."
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"Her mother's gonna be Jessica --"
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"Right before she Clive Barkered herself. Why?"
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"Wait, I know where she is!"
Rick and Morty
"Ethan and Summer were supposed to go camping,"
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"They have sweet smiggle honey cookies."
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"Okay, but it's not what I wanted."
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"Did you just have a controversial thought?"
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"You little punk-ass."
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"♪♪"
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"Man #1: All right, folks, if you could please take your seats,"
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"So, I hope everybody bought it dinner first."
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"[ Grunts ] Jerry, step over there"
Rick and Morty
"Yeah, you're mean -- No offense."
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"and live out the rest of your days"
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"It's not triumphant or brave."
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"You're just doing this so you can tell yourself"
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"Uh, that's okay! I'll leave!"
Rick and Morty
"Please don't shoot. I-I'm the vagina guy, remember?"
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