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Clips from ALF - Border Song (S01E01)

"Fine. I'll use quicksand."
ALF
"Hello?"
ALF
"Alf, put kate on."
ALF
"Hey, kate. I'm the king of france."
ALF
"Never mind. I'm going to be a little late."
ALF
"Fine."
ALF
"It sounded like willie."
ALF
"What did he say?"
ALF
"There's something i have to tell her."
ALF
"Are you hiding something?"
ALF
"Oh, that's original."
ALF
"There's a boy here who's got to go back to mexico."
ALF
"I can't reach his family,"
ALF
"Hang up. In a second."
ALF
"I want to hear the joke about the kid with no family."
ALF
"This is not a joke."
ALF
"The boy has a family. He has a father."
ALF
"I just-- I can't find him. That's--"
ALF
"Bye, honey."
ALF
"I'm telling you, the 3-Point shot is ruining this game."
ALF
"No. Alf, go in the kitchen."
ALF
"Just college. Only a fool bets on the pros."
ALF
"Kate--"
ALF
"I thought the celtics were a lock."
ALF
"Uh, could you just-- Could you set another plate for supper?"
ALF
"Well, of course, but--"
ALF
"Go, alf, go!"
ALF
"Hi, dad. How come you're home so soon?"
ALF
"Hola."
ALF
"Everybody, this is luis mancia."
ALF
"This is kate, uh-- This is se?Ra tanner,"
ALF
"People, people-- Luis, this is brian."
ALF
"- Hi! - Luis, it's good to have you here."
ALF
"Great, he can have my room,"
ALF
"I think a-L-F can sleep in the garage."
ALF
"Brian, why don't you show luis..."
ALF
"Okay."
ALF
"You stole a kid?"
ALF
"I honestly don't know, kate."
ALF
"I was at the last stop light right before the bus station,"
ALF
"Well, not after 4 p.M."
ALF
"What difference does it make?"
ALF
"Ha! I'm not driving with you anymore."
ALF
"[ Burp ] i'll get the rest of that later."
ALF
"Bob barker."
ALF
"¡T?Eres un diablo!"
ALF
"¡Este casa esta embrujada, como laamityville horror!"
ALF
"¡Por favor, no me lastimes!"
ALF
"¿T?Hablas espa?L?"
ALF
"Yo vengo del espacio."
ALF
"Espacio?"
ALF
"Never mind."
ALF
"I knew i heard something. Look-- He's gone."
ALF
"¿Extraterrestre?"
ALF
"¿Un ser estraterrestre?"
ALF
"¿Por qu?Me asustaste?"
ALF
"¿Del price is right?"
ALF
"Los estaba regando en las plantas."
ALF
"La tierra es arenosa."
ALF
"Aqu? Enséñame."
ALF
"Well, it's very close to french."
ALF
"Bi?, podr?S usar mucho más..."
ALF
"I've tried every agency in mexico..."
ALF
"That might be able to find fredo mancia."
ALF
"I don't know why i'm helping you. Just watch."
ALF
"We'll get caught, and i'll take the fall."
ALF
"Ms. Wine,"
ALF
"Then go!"
ALF
"That's the kind of thing that can cost somebody his job."
ALF
"That is a funny story."
ALF
"Thank you. Hold please."
ALF
"Unless i need a note from my mother,"
ALF
"You're not taking, you're placing."
ALF
"An old boyfriend of mine, whom i now hate,"
ALF
"Lives in cuernevaca and he sells equipment to all the farmers around there."
ALF
"And tell him i want my albums back."
ALF
"I'm in los angeles."
ALF
"I'm trying to locate a farmer named fredo mancia."
ALF
"Hey, guys! How about a little break?"
ALF
"Brian, get out the slip-N-Slide."
ALF
"Not yet. We're not done."
ALF
"That pays you not to grow crops?"
ALF
"These aren't weeds. I think it's my spinach."
ALF
"I better tell your mom to hold off on that salad."
ALF
"Mom, be honest, okay?"
ALF
"Well, what happened with luis' father?"
ALF
"Sure. He's in alf's garden."
ALF
"Well, that's wonderful. How?"
ALF
"Ms. Wine contacted an old boyfriend in mexico,"
ALF
"And he knew."
ALF
"I'm amazed."
ALF
"No, i'm amazed she had a boyfriend."
ALF
"Your dad found luis' father."
ALF
"You better tell him."
ALF
"You comprende."
ALF
"C'mon, it's time to come clean."
ALF
"My dad is in riverside."
ALF
"He has a job in a carpet factory."
ALF
"You speak english?"
ALF
"It's hard to fake words like "carpet factory.""
ALF
"Luis' father had a farm in mexico,"
ALF
"And he moved to riverside."
ALF
"Luis, i've spoken to your father."
ALF
"He's so happy to hear that you're safe."
ALF
"He's on his way to pick you up."
ALF
"Luis, you want to go back?"
ALF
"I don't want to stay here."
ALF
"But, luis, your father wants you here."
ALF
"You can't make me stay!"
ALF
"If i may interject--"
ALF
"I think that i'm capable of handling this."
ALF
"- We've tilled together, - All right."
ALF
"- We've hoed, - All right."
ALF
"We've sprinkled. All right!"
ALF
"All right. Talk. Talk."
ALF
"In private, please."
ALF
"Well, shall we all go and sit out on the front porch?"
ALF
"Well, it is a nice day."
ALF
"Alf, maybe you and luis could go into the kitchen."
ALF
"How do you say "confab" in spanish?"
ALF
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