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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Cooper/Kripke Inversion (S06E06)

"It's hot when Sheldon talks dirty."
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"they sculpt your head"
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"Leonard, you can get a little asthma inhaler."
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"Yeah, if that's your idea of what's cool,"
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"What do you think, Sheldon?"
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"Don't waste my time."
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"Honey, if you want one, just get one."
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"♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪"
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"He makes his move."
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"What do you want?"
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"I have some bad news."
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"I'm working on a grant proposal for a new fusion reactor."
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"to put a picture of you and Bernadette."
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"And nobody to know I forgot to turn off the laser."
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"My wife came with both fun bags and money bags."
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"I can't believe I wasted all that money."
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"Do I look smug? I feel smug."
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"I hate it when you make me sit through all the credits."
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"(Darth Vader's theme music from Star Wars playing)"
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""Shouldn't we talk to him?""
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"Have you learned nothing in six years?"
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"You doing okay, sweetie?"
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"Want me to make you some tea?"
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"So, cocoa?"
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"Yes, cocoa."
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"Do you have any idea what it's like to be paired"
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"We were supposed to meet"
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"Welcome to the Thunderdome, Kripke."
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"We exchange at the same time."
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"So, we read each other's work, meet again tomorrow?"
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"Fine."
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"Cough it up, Cooper."
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"Fine."
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"He's right, dawg."
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"Wait, maybe it's three words."
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"Okay, one word, a letter and a number and..."
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"Yeah, but they're so expensive."
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"Well, the prices have been coming down."
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"You know, in exchange for money."
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"Not to mention Malibu Koothrappali"
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"The monkey in my tobacco study has taken to smoking a pipe."
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"I'm supposed to remove his brain to examine,"
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"but it's hard because now he reminds me of my uncle."
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"Sheldon, what's going on?"
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"It's his mommy."
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"May I offer you a consoling hug?"
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"What do we have to lose?"
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"I feel like I'm being strangled by a boa constrictor."
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"Why'd you stop?"
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"You just don't want to face Kripke."
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"No, look."
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"Oh, dear."
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"Sheldon, Kripke's not smarter than you."
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"His great breakthroughs happened when no one knew anything."
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"Now, go put your clothes on, get in the car,"
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"and lets go to work."
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"How did I do that?"
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"I got to remember how I did that."
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"(gasps)"
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"You realize these things go for 25 cents a pop"
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"and I will scan you"
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"into the computer for your action figure."
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"(inhales)"
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"Stop holding your stomach in."
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"(exhales)"
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"Your work is really not"
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"at a level I expected it to be."
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"You have a girlfriend."
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"Yes."
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"That is the reason."
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"My work is suffering because of..."
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"all the laid I'm getting."
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"What can I say, you know?"
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"She enjoys my genitals."
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"I am giving them to her on a nightly basis."
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"you need to buckle down and focus."
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"Oh, good, you're home."
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"to my little friend."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I didn't think there could be a smaller version of you."
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"I know, right?"
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"I thought you might."
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"Didn't cost a thing. I made them myself."
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"How? Koothrappali and I"
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"For as many dolls as we want."
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"It's kind of dawning on me now."
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"I don't believe you!"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"That means, when you"
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"Sorry if you don't like it,"
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"All right, I don't understand."
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"intense and whimsically inventive."
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""For a whimsically inventive time,"
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"Yeah."
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"What's the deal?"
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"to have a physical relationship with you,"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Now you know how I feel when I have to put it on you."
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"Okay. Hang on."
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"Sheldon, I know this wasn't easy for you,"
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"and I'm really glad we could have this conversation."
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"Yes."
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"Wow, that's harsh."
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"Well, the equation balances,"
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"Gave it to her good, huh?"
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"Now, over here, I was thinking"
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"I didn't notice."
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"I was too busy"
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"Ah, you're killing me, Cooper!"
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"Sure, sure, sure."
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"Sheldon, your food's getting cold."
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"I'll eat later."
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"Right now, I'm suckling"
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"at the informative bosom of mother physics."
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"So, I found this Web site where you send them pictures,"
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"and make an action figure out of you."
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"How awesome is that?"
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"Oh, let me see."
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"Yeah, you can pick your wardrobe."
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