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Clips from Frasier - The Apparent Trap (S07E07)

Love some.

"Love some."

Frasier

# Hey, baby, I hear the blues a'callin' #

"# Hey, baby, I hear the blues a'callin' #"

Frasier

# Well, maybe, but I got you pegged #

"# Well, maybe, but I got you pegged #"

Frasier

# They're callin' again. #

"# They're callin' again. #"

Frasier

Hey, morning, Fras.

"Hey, morning, Fras."

Frasier

Well... well, is... is Baby Alice dressed

"Well... well, is... is Baby Alice dressed"

Frasier

as a little turkey,

"as a little turkey,"

Frasier

or am I just very, very hungry?

"or am I just very, very hungry?"

Frasier

(both laugh)

"(both laugh)"

Frasier

I thought I'd make Alice

"I thought I'd make Alice"

Frasier

look as cute as possible,

"look as cute as possible,"

Frasier

the other passengers can't get mad. Ah.

"the other passengers can't get mad. Ah."

Frasier

You know, you should just do what I used to do.

"You know, you should just do what I used to do."

Frasier

I used to tell the passengers that if Frederick cried,

"I used to tell the passengers that if Frederick cried,"

Frasier

And that worked? Oh, yes.

"And that worked? Oh, yes."

Frasier

and the man did not get his drink.

"and the man did not get his drink."

Frasier

So when is Frederick coming, anyway?

"So when is Frederick coming, anyway?"

Frasier

Oh, well, Lilith's dropping him off around noon,

"Oh, well, Lilith's dropping him off around noon,"

Frasier

then she's off to visit a colleague for Thanksgiving

"then she's off to visit a colleague for Thanksgiving"

Frasier

in Vancouver.

"in Vancouver."

Frasier

You know, come to think of it,

"You know, come to think of it,"

Frasier

(doorbell rings)

"(doorbell rings)"

Frasier

Hi, Dad.

"Hi, Dad."

Frasier

Frederick!

"Frederick!"

Frasier

(laughing): Hi.

"(laughing): Hi."

Frasier

Hello, Frasier.

"Hello, Frasier."

Frasier

I was starting to get worried about you.

"I was starting to get worried about you."

Frasier

We saw a big accident on the freeway.

"We saw a big accident on the freeway."

Frasier

I simply applied a tourniquet.

"I simply applied a tourniquet."

Frasier

She's a hero.

"She's a hero."

Frasier

Yes, that's your mother, all right, son.

"Yes, that's your mother, all right, son."

Frasier

Then the paramedics came

"Then the paramedics came"

Frasier

and call my colleague and tell him I'll be late.

"and call my colleague and tell him I'll be late."

Frasier

Yes, of course.

"Yes, of course."

Frasier

He's the man who supplies me with lab rats.

"He's the man who supplies me with lab rats."

Frasier

Ah. Well, if the drumsticks are about this big,

"Ah. Well, if the drumsticks are about this big,"

Frasier

you'll know why.

"you'll know why."

Frasier

Oh. Oh, I'm sorry

"Oh. Oh, I'm sorry"

Frasier

to hear that.

"to hear that."

Frasier

Well, take care of yourself.

"Well, take care of yourself."

Frasier

Okay. Good-bye.

"Okay. Good-bye."

Frasier

What's happened?

"What's happened?"

Frasier

Peter's come down with something.

"Peter's come down with something."

Frasier

Thinks he caught it from the rats.

"Thinks he caught it from the rats."

Frasier

Oh, now, nobody ever got anything from a rat

"Oh, now, nobody ever got anything from a rat"

Frasier

that wasn't resolved in a day or two.

"that wasn't resolved in a day or two."

Frasier

Off you go.

"Off you go."

Frasier

Hey, Mom,

"Hey, Mom,"

Frasier

why don't you spend Thanksgiving with us?

"why don't you spend Thanksgiving with us?"

Frasier

Now go kiss your mother good-bye and unpack, all right?

"Now go kiss your mother good-bye and unpack, all right?"

Frasier

for me to be here for one meal?

"for me to be here for one meal?"

Frasier

working on an article I've been writing.

"working on an article I've been writing."

Frasier

Well, you know Niles is coming this afternoon,

"Well, you know Niles is coming this afternoon,"

Frasier

and it'd be very uncomfortable, I think.

"and it'd be very uncomfortable, I think."

Frasier

since your little tryst.

"since your little tryst."

Frasier

I suppose you're right.

"I suppose you're right."

Frasier

It would mean a lot to Frederick.

"It would mean a lot to Frederick."

Frasier

After all,

"After all,"

Frasier

Thanksgiving is a time to celebrate family.

"Thanksgiving is a time to celebrate family."

Frasier

(doorknob jiggling)

"(doorknob jiggling)"

Frasier

Is the witch gone yet?

"Is the witch gone yet?"

Frasier

Oh. In that case,

"Oh. In that case,"

Frasier

I'll ask you, too.

"I'll ask you, too."

Frasier

I had some very strong coffee

"I had some very strong coffee"

Frasier

Oh, Freddy!

"Oh, Freddy!"

Frasier

So, Dad, is Mom

"So, Dad, is Mom"

Frasier

staying for dinner?

"staying for dinner?"

Frasier

Isn't that great, Grandpa?

"Isn't that great, Grandpa?"

Frasier

Are you okay, Grandpa?

"Are you okay, Grandpa?"

Frasier

(doorbell rings)

"(doorbell rings)"

Frasier

What's the matter?

"What's the matter?"

Frasier

until about a block from here.

"until about a block from here."

Frasier

Then he started whining and trembling.

"Then he started whining and trembling."

Frasier

or-- hello, Lilith-- a vortex of evil.

"or-- hello, Lilith-- a vortex of evil."

Frasier

Come on, I'll take him.

"Come on, I'll take him."

Frasier

Yeah, it's okay.

"Yeah, it's okay."

Frasier

Come on, boy.

"Come on, boy."

Frasier

I'll help with the groceries.

"I'll help with the groceries."

Frasier

Hey, Freddy.

"Hey, Freddy."

Frasier

Thank you.

"Thank you."

Frasier

Well, I'd better see how the turkey's coming.

"Well, I'd better see how the turkey's coming."

Frasier

Yes, Daphne's preparing dinner.

"Yes, Daphne's preparing dinner."

Frasier

No need.

"No need."

Frasier

Hello, Frasier.

"Hello, Frasier."

Frasier

Niles.

"Niles."

Frasier

Hello, Lilith.

"Hello, Lilith."

Frasier

Hello, Niles.

"Hello, Niles."

Frasier

Nice to see you, too.

"Nice to see you, too."

Frasier

I trust your flight was uneventful.

"I trust your flight was uneventful."

Frasier

Isn't that always the way?

"Isn't that always the way?"

Frasier

Lilith is joining us for dinner, Niles.

"Lilith is joining us for dinner, Niles."

Frasier

What a nice surprise.

"What a nice surprise."

Frasier

It certainly is nice for me.

"It certainly is nice for me."

Frasier

I refuse to spend the day

"I refuse to spend the day"

Frasier

listening to this stilted chatter.

"listening to this stilted chatter."

Frasier

Well, how would you have us behave?

"Well, how would you have us behave?"

Frasier

Yes.

"Yes."

Frasier

ill-considered night of passion?

"ill-considered night of passion?"

Frasier

Take from it what you can learn. Move on.

"Take from it what you can learn. Move on."

Frasier

Well... I learned

"Well... I learned"

Frasier

You also learned that I have twice your upper-body strength,

"You also learned that I have twice your upper-body strength,"

Frasier

What are you doing?

"What are you doing?"

Frasier

I'm mashing the potatoes.

"I'm mashing the potatoes."

Frasier

Well, isn't that a bit bland?

"Well, isn't that a bit bland?"

Frasier

Could you just once cook a traditional Thanksgiving meal?

"Could you just once cook a traditional Thanksgiving meal?"

Frasier

I mean, look at this cranberry sauce.

"I mean, look at this cranberry sauce."

Frasier

quiver a little bit.

"quiver a little bit."

Frasier

Those are cranberries.

"Those are cranberries."

Frasier

Dad, here you are.

"Dad, here you are."

Frasier

Honestly, wouldn't you rather

"Honestly, wouldn't you rather"

Frasier

I just bake a pie from scratch?

"I just bake a pie from scratch?"

Frasier

Is it that you can'tl earn

"Is it that you can'tl earn"

Frasier

Oh, yes, Freddy's been quite the little helper.

"Oh, yes, Freddy's been quite the little helper."

Frasier

Every time I bend over to check the turkey, there he is.

"Every time I bend over to check the turkey, there he is."

Frasier

So, Lilith, tell me about this article you're writing.

"So, Lilith, tell me about this article you're writing."

Frasier

FREDERICK: It's about me.

"FREDERICK: It's about me."

Frasier

about raising a child after divorce.

"about raising a child after divorce."

Frasier

And she pointed out that, as a psychiatrist,

"And she pointed out that, as a psychiatrist,"

Frasier

I might have a unique perspective.

"I might have a unique perspective."

Frasier

shouldn't I get something for it?

"shouldn't I get something for it?"

Frasier

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