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Clips from Frasier - The Apparent Trap (S07E07)

"You're not getting a minibike."
Frasier
"But, Mom..."
Frasier
"We have talked about this."
Frasier
"But all my friends have minibikes."
Frasier
"Yes, and if all of your friends decided to enter"
Frasier
"a level-four biohazard area"
Frasier
"without their environmental containment suits,"
Frasier
"No, it's not."
Frasier
"Dad?"
Frasier
"Dinner's almost ready."
Frasier
"You know what I think, Dad?"
Frasier
"You and Mom should write this article together."
Frasier
"Well, I'm sure your mother can write it without my help."
Frasier
"But it was her idea."
Frasier
"how much easier it would be."
Frasier
"I just don't think she knows how to ask you."
Frasier
"It is an intriguing idea."
Frasier
"MARTIN: Frasier, I could use some help out here."
Frasier
"He's picking the raisins out of the stuffing."
Frasier
"All right, coming, Dad."
Frasier
"You know, I think you and Dad"
Frasier
"should write this article together."
Frasier
"Together?"
Frasier
"Well, I think the last thing your father wants"
Frasier
"is to collaborate with me."
Frasier
"It was his idea."
Frasier
"He just told me how much fun it would be."
Frasier
"Well, it's an interesting notion."
Frasier
"carving that turkey, Dr. Crane."
Frasier
"Well, I picked up a thing or two in medical school."
Frasier
"In case you're wondering, this bird appears"
Frasier
"to have died of a massive head trauma."
Frasier
"Yeah. Uncle Niles even showed me how"
Frasier
"to open the door with my elbow"
Frasier
"so I don't need to touch the handle."
Frasier
"No. I'll be seeing him later."
Frasier
"Donny has his own Thanksgiving tradition."
Frasier
"He has a dinner for all the divorced men"
Frasier
"he's represented during the year."
Frasier
"Wow. 25 lonely, bitter men."
Frasier
"an article about me."
Frasier
"Really?"
Frasier
"It's a subject that's very near and dear to my own heart."
Frasier
"You can write it together."
Frasier
"I'd be willing."
Frasier
"Well, we certainly did well"
Frasier
"on our first collaboration."
Frasier
"You know, Lilith, we could probably get most"
Frasier
"of it done in the time"
Frasier
"Well, guess it'll be all right by me."
Frasier
"Daphne, would that"
Frasier
"be too much of an imposition?"
Frasier
"I'll be spending the weekend with Donny."
Frasier
"Well, then I'll stay here."
Frasier
"Although, maybe we"
Frasier
"should run this by your father."
Frasier
"(paper tearing)"
Frasier
"Yes. I think we should have something"
Frasier
"Exactly."
Frasier
"The weekend father"
Frasier
"Frasier, you still have a direct line"
Frasier
"Thank goodness, the line wasn't busy."
Frasier
"(knock at door)"
Frasier
"It's easy. I'll show you."
Frasier
"That's your guy."
Frasier
"You've just escaped"
Frasier
"and different things will happen to you."
Frasier
"Okay."
Frasier
"(character screams)"
Frasier
"Wow. I never saw the guy trip and fall before."
Frasier
"(character screams)"
Frasier
"No."
Frasier
"I didn't even know you could die here."
Frasier
"(character screams)"
Frasier
"I have to get out of this room."
Frasier
"The reset button is on the right."
Frasier
"You want something to drink?"
Frasier
"Hi, Dad."
Frasier
"How's the writing?"
Frasier
"Well, it's coming along nicely, thanks."
Frasier
"Oh, all right."
Frasier
"You know, it's great to see you and Mom working together."
Frasier
"I think she kind of misses you."
Frasier
"Really?"
Frasier
"Yeah. She talks about you"
Frasier
"all the time, you know--"
Frasier
"how wonderful you are,"
Frasier
"and how she's never met another man like you."
Frasier
"Thank you, son."
Frasier
"Oh. Oh, thank you."
Frasier
"Um, I've been rearranging this outline."
Frasier
"Why don't you take a look?"
Frasier
"Uh, looks fine."
Frasier
"let me walk you out."
Frasier
"Oh, right."
Frasier
"Hey, Mom, how's the article going?"
Frasier
"Very well, thank you."
Frasier
"You know, I've never seen Dad this happy."
Frasier
"Oh? What do you mean?"
Frasier
"and how smart you are..."
Frasier
"and how much he misses you."
Frasier
"I still have two more lives."
Frasier
"(character screams)"
Frasier
"I need to talk to you."
Frasier
"I think it's best."
Frasier
"What's this about?"
Frasier
"that I thought was over,"
Frasier
"and now I'm beginning to think maybe it's not."
Frasier
"I think he wants us together again."
Frasier
"Is there a chair here I could talk to?"
Frasier
"(character screams)"
Frasier
"Well, what makes you think"
Frasier
"he wants you to get back together?"
Frasier
"Well, first, he offers"
Frasier
"to collaborate on this article."
Frasier
"At this very moment,"
Frasier
"I suspect he's asking your father"
Frasier
"Well, so he took a professional interest in your article,"
Frasier
"I'll just have to keep my eyes peeled"
Frasier
"I didn't know there was a door there."
Frasier
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