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Clips from The League (2009) - The Anniversary Party (S02E02)

"RUXIN: Honey."
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"Hey, guys. Oh, hey."
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"Taco, what are you doing here?"
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"You here to rattle my cage?"
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"- I'm here to celebrate your fifth anniversary. -Yes."
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"He's here to collect some photos for a very special anniversary gift."
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"Yeah, it was going to be a big surprise anniversary party."
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"He was probably going to do it at the place where you guys had your first date, right?"
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"Except slightly more expensive."
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"Yeah, for you, baby, anything. Yeah, anything."
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"He was going to hire me to be the DJ."
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"Peace."
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"Completely tacky."
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"Saturday on my birthday again? Unbelievable."
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"I don't have to plan anything, I don't have to buy anything."
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"Very cunning that Taco."
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"Look at this shit shag. I wouldn't eat anything here."
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"You guys have all like gutter bowels, alright?"
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"I have a very refined, educated bowel."
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"I think he means gay Tony Stark."
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"- Yeah, read your comics, bro. - Yeah, nicely done."
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"Look, understand that"
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"latest in fashion, design, technology, and my lady likes it."
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"It's not awkward, it's great."
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"I want Megan to move on, okay?"
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"Oh, come on."
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"Come on."
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"And you look like a Russian figure skater. Oh, thank you."
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"How many times do I have to tell these people?"
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"Jesus, look at this place."
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"Hi, Jenny. You look lovely."
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"Oh, the night before my birthday? My wedding."
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"My birthday. My wedding."
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"My birthday. My wedding."
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"Five years ago?"
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"Can you believe the dress still fits?"
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"I am going to go get a drink."
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"I had to go for it."
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"something you don't want in the bathroom."
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"You stick your sandwich in there, come back out, everything's clean."
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"This is brilliant. Mm-hmm."
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"How you doing?"
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"Uh, I got some... Oh, let me ke... Here, get a little bit of"
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"Wow, good, uh, firm handshake there."
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"Paved the way to my happiness. What can I say?"
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"It's something we like to do every night before we go to"
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"sleep... we put our dreams in there."
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"Cool."
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"So, anyway, happy anniversary. Thank you so much."
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"It's a gorgeous gift. I mean... Guys, quick question."
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"'Cause this one actually is pretty practical."
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"Thanks for being emotionally above-board and awesome, Ted."
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"Yeah. Come on. Let's go talk."
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"Thank you. Rodney? Ruxin."
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"Oh."
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"(whispering): By the way, I love the nose job; it's perky, cute,"
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"but it doesn't rob you of your ethnicity, you know?"
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"Okay."
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"Isn't she great? No."
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"She's weird. Totally weird."
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"thing you've got going on, Rodney."
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"steed of love into the gallows of my heart.""
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"What happens when you guys are at a party and you're ready"
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"Listen up everyone..."
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"Do you... Oh, sure. Come on up."
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"I just... I thank you for sharing your life with me."
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"Oh, that's... Come here."
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"Anyway, I just wanted to say how honored I am... Oh, God."
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"Happy birthday! Happy birthday."
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"Eight-man, 12-man? What is it?"
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"Muddy field, no helmet, no pads, out there every Saturday."
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"Wow."
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"Like Favre in those Wrangler ads? With other guys."
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"Actually... Honey, no, don't be so... Don't be modest."
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"You should try it. You should try it."
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"Do it, let's do it. You know what?"
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"You have not seen anything yet. It's fun."
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"Doesn't need to be top shelf."
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"That's so great."
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"of her 831 followers on Twitter. That's so cool."
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"Well, that's what you get when you live your life on the net."
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"You know, your life on the net is even sadder than your life on Earth?"
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"Thank you for this. I actually do appreciate it."
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"Okay."
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"I don't know what kind of cockamamie bullshit you're"
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"pulling here, but I'm onto you."
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"Oh, you found out about my wedding video?"
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"Sofia's wedding gift, their wedding video."
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"I wanted to capture the wedding's "cinnamon very day" style."
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"Can we bring the lights down, please?"
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"Enjoy. Oh."
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"All right. Yeah."
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"Whoa!"
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"Hey, Sofia, you excited?"
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"Oh, it's okay."
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"It's just Taco. It's fine."
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"Come on in. Come on in. Come on in."
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"Oh, yeah, no, you've definitely been working out."
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"There you go. I heart you."
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"All right, I'm going to say something. I thank you."
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"I like that... I like that suit."
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"You look great, Dr. Huxtable. What?"
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"You look really great."
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"Hey! There you go!"
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"Greenblatt in fourth grade?"
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"I love blow jobs!"
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"This is what you do."
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""Love is a... Hold on, give me a second."
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"I can't get it out."
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"Love is a wonderful thing.""
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"Some people just aren't like us."
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"We'll last forever."
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"Mmm."
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"I'm so horny right now."
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"Guys, we'll be right back. Watch my purse."
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"I guess they left a coat in the coat room, or something. That's all I heard."
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"Whoo."
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"You didn't want to marry me?"
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"Give me my iPad. Let me just take her in peace."
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"I can make this right."
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