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Clips from American Vandal - Hard Facts: Vandalism and Vulgarity (S01E01)

"Like, a lot more than that. Like in a really kind of fucked-up way..."
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"- Like, a lot, dude. - How much time do you have on your hands"
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"Shapiro did give Dylan 19 detentions this year."
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"But you guys have to admit that the fact that her tires were slashed,"
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"she was the first car hit, that you vandalized her car in the past,"
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"you see how, like, that looks bad for you."
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"Dude, the license plate thing wasn't me."
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"I swear to God. If it was, I would admit it,"
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"because it's fucking funny."
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"But it... But it wasn't."
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"Here's the thing. How could I have vandalized her car"
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"if I don't even know what it looks like?"
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"- For sure. - It's physically impossible, dude."
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"and everyone knew he hated Shapiro."
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"- Never seen her car. - In your life?"
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"Never, dude."
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"School's talking about Dylan like he's some criminal mastermind. Okay."
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"And it's not just thinking about it."
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"It's, like, how does one go...? Like, do you know how to delete footage?"
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"Yeah."
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"- You don't. - Yeah. You just go into the FTP."
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"Do you know what an FTP is?"
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"- No. - Exactly."
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"He's saying he's too dumb to have deleted the footage?"
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"That's actually a really good point, the smartest thing he's ever said."
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"- So, you are believing it? - Yeah."
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"While it's true Dylan was a part of the Morning Show,"
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"that doesn't mean he's smart enough to delete the footage"
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"He would've had to have known how to log into the FTP"
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"pretty complicated for someone who never pays attention in class."
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"In fact, the only reason he joined the Morning Show in the first place"
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"Our shit's dope, man."
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"We call ourselves the Wayback Boys 'cause we go way back."
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"We've been doing these videos... Well,"
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"me and Spencer have, since we were, like, nine or even younger."
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"Man, I gotta fart."
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"And it's cool to actually look at the video, like, the old videos,"
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"compare them to the new videos, 'cause you just watch..."
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"Dylan's convinced that they're the next big thing."
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"- What up? I'm Dylan. - And I'm Spencer."
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"Oh, my God, I almost shit myself."
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"We keep getting better, man."
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"Like, you compare Baby Farting 2 to Baby Farting 1..."
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"huge difference in quality."
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"And this is Dad Pantsing."
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"His pants are down!"
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"- Fuck! - Pedophile! Pedophile!"
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"Dylan claims he's not smart enough to delete the security footage."
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"But he is technologically savvy enough"
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"Did you eat the fries?"
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"Yeah."
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"Personally, I think he is."
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"The day after the vandalism, Vice Principal Keene,"
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"he interviewed, uh, Lucas Wiley"
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"and the other two of your friends who are in the Wayback Boys."
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"- Right. - And they said"
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"But they say you went"
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"to the Priceless Moments antique store, and then came back."
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"Yeah, no, I told them I was going to Priceless Moments,"
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"but I went to Mackenzie's house."
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"- So, you were not at Priceless Moments? - No."
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"- You were at Mackenzie's. - Right."
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"The Wayback Boys are lying to Vice Principal Keene."
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"- Because you lied to them. - 'Cause I lied to them."
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"but I didn't want them to be like, "You're whipped." You know?"
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"We're clear on all of this."
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"Go poop, Ruff."
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"Dylan, what's the deal with the conflicting testimonies?"
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"You were there. You know the truth."
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"I mean, look. Here's the thing."
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"And I don't talk about my boys in front of Mac."
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"If I told them I was with Mac, they'd be like..."
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"that's where I go to take a shit when I'm at Lucas' house, you know?"
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"They know I hate Lucas' bathroom."
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"Mackenzie fucking sucks."
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"Dylan is whipped as fuck, dude."
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"It's, like, problematic."
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"She could pretty much have any guy she wants, but she picked me."
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"And she's, like, hot."
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"Like, everyone on Twitch is always like:"
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""That's hot. Like, that girl's hot." You know?"
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"I don't really know what it is, to be honest,"
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"but she just makes me feel..."
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"It's kind of weird to say, I guess, but..."
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"It's just like a crazy thing to say."
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"But... I don't know, man."
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"The way Mackenzie makes me feel is just..."
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"It just... No other girl can... make me feel like that."
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"Mac, look, look."
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"Oh, my God, you're gonna break his neck."
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"I'm sorry."
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"- Ruff. - If we could prove"
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"instead of the school parking lot, we prove Alex Trimboli is lying."
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"I was like, "Yo, do some CSI-type stuff, you know?""
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"Track me, you'll be able to see that I was here,"
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"But they said..."
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"I don't know, they said they don't have the technology."
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"Which is actually accurate."
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"Even when the police get involved,"
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"cell phone records can only put Dylan in a particular location"
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"if he made or received a phone call."
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"But he didn't."
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"He knows."
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"- "Don't do this to Dylan." - "Don't do this to Dylan. He's innocent.""
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"being expelled was gonna be that bad."
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"Like, I was almost... I was kind of excited."
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"I thought I was gonna be able to, like..."
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"just kick it, and go get smoothies, and skate."
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"Now that everyone's at school, and I'm just here..."
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"it's actually kind of lonely."
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"Ellen..."
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"all those fucking first-name shows."
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"Maury."
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"It's just not the way I thought things were gonna go."
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"You know, I was gonna graduate high school..."
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"go to Boulder with Mackenzie in the fall, get my degree in, like..."
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"work at a snowboard shop."
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"me and Mackenzie do long-distance."
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"I mean, honestly, she'd probably just break up with me."
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"So, I would still have to jerk myself off every night."
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