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Clips from Friends - The One with the Monkey (S01E01)

"Then that's when you started yelling."
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"Okay, we're gonna take a short break."
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"ROSS: Come here, Marcel. Sit here."
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"[MARCEL CHATTERING]"
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"Pheebs, I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet."
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"I mean, God, by my sixth date with Paolo..."
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"Ooh, did I just share too much?"
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"Just a smidge."
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"David's, like, you know, a scientist guy. He's very methodical."
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"- I think it's romantic. - Me too. Oh!"
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"Did you ever see An Officer and a Gentleman?"
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"MONICA: Yeah."
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"Well, he's kind of like the guy I went to see that with."
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"[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]"
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"Except..."
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"Except he's smarter and gentler and sweeter."
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"I just... I just want to be with him all the time."
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"You know, day and night. And night and day."
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"And special occasions."
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"Wait a minute. I see where this is going. You're gonna ask him to New Year's."
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"You're gonna break the pact. She's gonna break the pact."
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"No, no, no."
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"Yeah, could I just?"
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"- Yeah, because I already asked Janice. RACHEL: You what?"
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"Come on, this was a pact. This was your pact."
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"I snapped, okay? I couldn't handle the pressure and I snapped."
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"Yeah, but Janice? That was, like, the worst breakup in history."
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"Hi. Hi, sorry I'm late."
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"Too many jokes."
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"Nice shoes, huh?"
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"Aah, you're killing me."
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"Ross. He's playing with my spatulas again."
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"Look, he's not gonna hurt them, right?"
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"Do you always have to bring him here?"
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"Look, I didn't want to leave him alone, all right?"
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"We had our first fight this morning."
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"He threw some feces."
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"You know, if you're gonna work late, I can look in on him for you."
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"Oh, that would be great. Okay."
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"But if you do, make sure it seems like you're there to see him, okay?"
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"Okay. But if he asks, I'm not going to lie."
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"But you can't actually test this theory."
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"Because today's particle accelerators are nowhere near powerful enough..."
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"...to simulate these conditions."
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"- Okay. All right. I have a question then. - Yeah."
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"Were you planning on kissing me ever?"
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"Uh, that's definitely a valid question..."
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"...and, uh, the answer..."
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"...would be yes."
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"Yes, I was."
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"But see, I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss..."
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"...that happened at this phenomenal moment because, well, it's you."
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"Right. But, see, the longer I waited, the more phenomenal the kiss had to be."
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"And now, we've reached a place..."
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"...where it's just got to be one of those things where I..."
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"...sweep everything off the table and throw you down on it."
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"Oh, David, I think you are a sweeping sort of fella."
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"- Really. - Oh, yeah. I'm sure of it."
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"You should just do it. Just sweep and throw me. Heh."
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"- Now? Now? - Right now. Just..."
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"Okay. Okay, okay."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"You know what? This is just really expensive."
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"Okay. And I'll tell you, this was a gift."
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"- So now you're just kind of tidying up. - Okay, what the hell? What the hell?"
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"Now, tell me something, what does the phase "no-date pact" mean to you?"
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"Look, I'm sorry, okay?"
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"It's just that Chandler has somebody and Phoebe has somebody."
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"I thought I'd ask Fun Bobby."
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"- Fun Bobby, your ex-boyfriend, Fun Bobby? - Yeah."
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"You know more than one Fun Bobby?"
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"I happen to know a Fun Bob."
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"Okay. Here we go."
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"There. Now there is."
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"Okay, so on our no-date evening..."
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"...three of you now are gonna have dates."
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"- Five. - Five."
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"Sorry. Paolo's catching an earlier flight."
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"What's an elf to do?"
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"...when the ball drops?"
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"Oh, come on. We'll have a big party, and no one will know who's with who."
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"Hey, you know, this is so not what I needed now."
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"- What's the matter? - Oh, it's Marcel."
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"He keeps shutting me out, you know?"
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"He's walking around all the time, dragging his hands."
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"That's so weird. I had such a blast with him the other night."
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"- Really? - Yeah, we played. We watched TV."
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"That juggling thing is amazing."
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"What, uh?"
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"With the balled-up socks? I figured you taught him that."
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"No."
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"You know, it wasn't that big a deal. I mean, just balled-up socks."
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"And a melon."
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"- Phoebe. Hi. - Hi, Max. Do you know everybody?"
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"No. Have you seen David?"
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"No, he hasn't been around."
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"Well, if you see him, tell him to pack his bags. We are going to Minsk."
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"- Minsk? - Minsk. It's in Russia."
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"I know where Minsk is."
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"Ha, ha. We got the grant."
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"Three years, all expenses paid."
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"January 1 st."
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"[KNOCKING ON DOOR]"
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"- Hey. Hi. Hi. - Hi."
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"- What are you doing here? - Um, well, Max told me about Minsk."
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"So you know, congratulations. This is so exciting!"
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"MAX: Yeah."
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"It'd be even more exciting, if we were going."
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"Oh, you're not going? Oh, why?"
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"No, no, no. I want to stay here and make out with my girlfriend.""
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"Okay, thank you, Max. Thank you."
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"I don't know. I don't know what I'm gonna do. I just..."
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"You decide."
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"- I can't. Please, just... - Okay. Stay."
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"- Stay. - Stay."
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"Getting so good at that."
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"It was Max's stuff."
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"[R.E.M.'S "SHINY HAPPY PEOPLE" PLAYING]"
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"I love this artichoke thing."
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"Oh, don't tell me what's in it. The diet starts tomorrow."
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