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Clips from Friends - The One with the Monkey (S01E01)

"[LAUGHING NASALLY]"
Friends
"You remember Janice."
Friends
"Vividly."
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"[KNOCKING ON DOOR]"
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"Sandy, hi. Come on in. Hey."
Friends
"Ha, ha."
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"- You brought your kids. - Yeah. That's okay, right?"
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"Party."
Friends
"That thing is not coming in here."
Friends
""That thing"? This is how you greet guests at a party?"
Friends
"Let me ask you something. If I showed up with my new girlfriend..."
Friends
"...she wouldn't be welcome?"
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"I'm thinking your new girlfriend wouldn't urinate on my coffee table."
Friends
"He was more embarrassed about that than anyone."
Friends
"Okay? And for him to have the courage to walk back in here..."
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"...like nothing happened..."
Friends
"All right. All right. Just keep him away from me."
Friends
"Thank you. Come on, Marcel."
Friends
"What do you say you and I do a little mingling?"
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"All right, I'll, uh, catch up with you later."
Friends
"Oh, my gosh. Rachel, honey..."
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"...are you okay? Where's Paolo?"
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"Rome. Jerk missed his flight."
Friends
"No. Okay."
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"...when this woman..."
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"...this blond planet with a pocketbook..."
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"...starts yelling at me."
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"Something about how it was her cab first."
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"And the next thing I know, she just starts pulling me out by my hair."
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"And I started blowing my attack whistle thingy..."
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"...and then three more cabs show up."
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"So as I'm going to get into a cab, she tackles me."
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"And I hit my head on the curb and cut my lip on my whistle."
Friends
"Are people eating my dip?"
Friends
"You know, when I saw you at the store last week..."
Friends
"...it was probably the first time I ever mentally undressed an elf."
Friends
"Wow, that's, uh, dirty."
Friends
"- Ha, ha. - Yeah."
Friends
"Hey, kids."
Friends
"Look at him. I'm not saying he has to spend the whole evening with me..."
Friends
"...but at least check in."
Friends
"There you are."
Friends
"But you found me."
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"Here, Ross, take our picture."
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"Smile. You're on Janice Camera."
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"[LAUGHING NASALLY]"
Friends
"Kill me. Kill me now. Ha, ha."
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"[KNOCKING ON DOOR]"
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"Everybody, it's Fun Bobby!"
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"ALL: Fun Bobby!"
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"MONICA: Hey, Bobby."
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"Hey, sorry I'm late. But my, uh, grandfather..."
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"...died about two hours ago."
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"But I couldn't get a flight out till tomorrow, so..."
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"...here I am."
Friends
"Whoa. Who died?"
Friends
"So at least I'll get to see him again."
Friends
"[SOBBING]"
Friends
"I'm gonna blow this one up and I'm gonna write "Reunited" in glitter."
Friends
"All right, Janice, that's it!"
Friends
"Janice? Janice? Ahem."
Friends
"Hey, Janice?"
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"When I invited you to this party, I didn't think it meant that we..."
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"Oh, no."
Friends
"- I'm sorry you misunderstood. - Oh, my God."
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"You listen to me, Chandler. You listen to me."
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"One of these times, it's just gonna be your last chance with me."
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"Oh, will you give me the thing?"
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"- Hi, Max. - Yoko."
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"Wow."
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"MAX: It won't be the same..."
Friends
"Are you all right?"
Friends
"Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine."
Friends
"You're going to Minsk."
Friends
"Oh, you are so going to Minsk."
Friends
"Yes, I can. Because if I go, it means I have to break up with you."
Friends
"- And I can't break up with you. - Oh, yes. Yes, you can."
Friends
"Just say, uh, "Phoebe, I love you, but my work is my life."
Friends
"And that's what I have to do right now.""
Friends
"And I say, "Your work? Your work? How can you say that?""
Friends
"And then you say, um, "It's tearing me apart..."
Friends
"...but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?""
Friends
"And I say, "No. No. I can't understand that.""
Friends
"- Uh, ow. - Sorry. Um..."
Friends
"And then you put your arms around me..."
Friends
"- And then you put your arms around me. - Oh, oh. Sorry."
Friends
"And, um... And then you tell me you love me and you'll never forget me."
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"I'll never forget you."
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"...because you don't want to start the new year with me if you can't finish it."
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"I'm gonna miss you..."
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"...you scientist guy."
Friends
"Hi, this is Dick Clark live in Times Square."
Friends
"We're in a virtual snowstorm of confetti here in Times Square."
Friends
"It gets bigger and better every year."
Friends
"Here you go, kids."
Friends
"And then the peacock bit me. Ha, ha."
Friends
"Please kiss me at midnight."
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"- You seen Sandy? - Ooh. I don't know how to tell you this..."
Friends
"Oh, look at that. I did know how to tell you."
Friends
"[MUMBLING] Hey, everybody, the ball is going."
Friends
"GROUP: What?"
Friends
"The ball is dropping."
Friends
"And the moment of joy is upon us."
Friends
"Looks like that "no-date pact" thing worked out."
Friends
"[SOBBING]"
Friends
"GROUP: One. Happy New Year!"
Friends
"You know, I just thought I'd throw this out there. I'm no math whiz..."
Friends
"...but I do believe there are three girls and three guys right here."
Friends
"Oh, I don't feel like kissing anyone tonight."
Friends
"I can't kiss anyone."
Friends
"So I'm kissing everyone?"
Friends
"No, no, no. You can't kiss Ross. That's your brother."
Friends
"Perfect. Perfect. So now everybody's getting kissed but me."
Friends
"All right. Somebody kiss me."
Friends
"Somebody kiss me. It's midnight. Somebody kiss me. It's midnight."
Friends
"All right. All right. All right."
Friends
"There."
Friends
"I'm still in there, you know?"
Friends
"Changing his diapers. Picking his fleas."
Friends
"It's just so hard to accept that something you love so much..."
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