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Clips from 30 Rock - Don Geiss, America and Hope (S04E04)

"No!"
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"No, this is wrong!"
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"I can't have sex with you, Liz Lemon!"
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"I love Angie too much!"
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"besides you loving your wife."
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"Reason one, I'm conscious."
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"Reason two, you smell like Icy Hot."
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"I'm sorry, L.L., I know how much you wanted this to happen."
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"Stop it."
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"to be a happily married man."
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"I mean, I'm actually jealous of you."
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"You've got stability, a great marriage, devoted kids."
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"You know what I have?"
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"A Sims family that keeps getting murdered."
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"So quit whining and be grateful."
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"You're welcome, Tray."
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"And you know what?"
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"Because you're an amazing, strong, intelligent woman."
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"Like Hillary..."
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"From Fresh Prince of Bel-Air."
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"Thank you."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I was still riding the vibe from earlier."
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"Welcome all to the memorial service / freezing"
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""These are all hookers."
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"Pick one.""
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"he told me his business philosophy."
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"not buying light bulbs."
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"afraid of the dark."
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"You can always find new customers."
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"You'll have to excuse me."
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"I know it's not my place yet"
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"to call a meeting of KableTown senior vice presidents,"
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"Gentlemen, there is a giant segment of consumers"
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"who are not buying our most lucrative product."
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"Almost as much as men hate going to outlet malls."
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"Yes, women hate porn."
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"Our porn."
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"But women do have one insatiable need."
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"And it doesn't matter if you have a headache"
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"or you're about to go to Don Geiss' funeral."
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"They barge right into your office and start complaining"
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"about a boyfriend or a co-worker."
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"And the more you give it to them, the more they want it."
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""a pair of ears, you know."
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"Exactly."
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"So what if women had a pay-per-view channel"
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"featuring handsome men patiently listening to them?"
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"Okay, but where does that content come from?"
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"From us."
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"We make it."
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"Hear me out."
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"Yes, I'm talking about doubling pay-per-view profits"
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"while cutting out the middle man."
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"Make things."
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"We've stopped making and become a country of consumers."
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"Well, I, for one, am done consuming."
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"Don't you see this is just going to keep happening?"
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"And I figured you wouldn't miss a tasting"
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"of the white wines of Scotland."
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"Most restaurants refuse to serve them."
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"Oh, yeah, you've only told me that, like, nine times."
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"So does this mean you've come to your senses?"
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"No, I wanted to tell you to your face"
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"that I know that I can do better than you."
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"Hang on, is your name Wesley Snipes?"
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"It's insane that the actor Wesley Snipes has that name."
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"you'd pick the pale Englishman every time."
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"Every time, Liz!"
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"Frankly, you should be having this conversation with him!"
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"Yeah, I'm going to go do that."
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"That's what we call spring cleaning in England!"
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"Ugh."
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"Hello, there."
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"Do you need to talk?"
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""Uh-huh," "How annoying,""
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"and "Well, it's his loss"."
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"You deserve a great man."
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"For just $24.95 an hour."
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"Yes, please."
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"More like 3D episodes of Merlin exciting."
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"But I believe this is a great opportunity for all of us,"
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"Michael Bay, freeways, Legoland..."
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"Episcopal."
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"♪ grace... ♪"
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"So how was your second date with Wesley?"
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"Well, I would have rather watched that terrible movie"
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"He's not my future anything."
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"Good riddance."
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"for the Truffaut retrospective at the Anthology Film Archives."
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"It's bad, I just got the call from a friend at Little Brown."
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"And only her."
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"Which reminds me."
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"You have a problem with the science"
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"It's the hot tub."
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"Huh."
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"Oh, my God."
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"innovate new technologies."
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"My cousin in Atlanta is a business model."
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"She holds up staplers in catalogs."
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"to run this company."
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"I am a real doctor."
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"It's like that brilliant film, uh, Notting Hill."
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"Dr. Kaplan: Really?"
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"'Cause we're best friends."
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"I'm here to announce that I'm leaving show business"
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"But it's like a black Barbie doll in Arizona."
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"Yet another black superstar taken down by his personal life."
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"Because I've been Continental for years,"
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"Ass-atar?"
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"They churn this stuff out, people at home push a button,"
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"Hans Gruber, Die Hard."
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"Oh, gosh."
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"Oh, thank you so much."
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"Bloody hell."
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"Then I could open jars and kill bugs for you,"
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"and you could make me look less gay at work functions."
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"In separate bedrooms?"
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"Distributor Never Wakes Up?"
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"Hey, I saw some women came forward"
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