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Clips from 30 Rock - Don Geiss, America and Hope (S04E04)

"to say you didn't have sex with them."
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"Oh, you're calling me on the other line."
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"Why are you in here?"
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"That was not going to happen for many reasons"
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"Reason three..."
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"If I can't have an affair, Tracy Jordan is finished."
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"Just embrace the fact that you are lucky enough"
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"That's a very good pep talk."
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"I'll never forget the first thing he ever said to me."
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"But I've just had an amazing business idea."
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"Three words."
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"Porn for women."
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""I'm a person who thinks about sex every seven seconds.""
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"If you saw a picture of him and a picture of me"
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"For sweeps!"
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"Jack, your shoes are shiny."
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"What? No."
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"and tell them they're right."
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"Even if it is from..."
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"He built G.E. into the greatest company on Earth"
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"in the universe."
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"where they have the romantic date in the garden?"
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"I just got off the phone with the people from Horny Goat Weed."
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"We don't do anything."
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"Why fight this?"
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"Grow old with me, Liz?"
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"Let me do a dance for you, my lover."
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"...is trying to tell us something."
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"I did, J-Mo."
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"Gordon."
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"is not as endearing as you think it is."
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"It's like being in a Cathy cartoon that just won't end."
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"Everybody settles."
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"for Donald H. Geiss."
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"Can we get back to the meeting?"
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"So, all we need you to do is"
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"How was your day?"
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"Thanks, Liz Lemon."
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""She's clearly jealous of you,""
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"This is all research on KableTown."
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"I need a pep talk."
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"about something and I'll think, "I'm more than just"
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"five times than have hung out with Wesley."
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"Have a nice life."
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"Popcorn? At the cinema?"
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"I want to take you to the Big Apple Circus."
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"That realization led him to develop the nightlight"
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"L.A. rules."
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"Boo."
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"I wanted to see you."
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"91 percent."
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"You're an old bitch."
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"Well, I don't question everything."
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"Wait, that's not him, is it?"
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"One for the 8:00 Hot Tub Time Machine?"
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"What does she reveal in the book?"
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"My brother is a cardiologist, and I'm just as good as he is."
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"learning about the dangers of book reading."
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"It's all pay-per-view porn."
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"Truth be told, I haven't learned a lot about KableTown."
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"My apologies to our friends from the great city of Los Angeles."
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"from the Island of Misfit Toys you are currently dating."
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"KableTown."
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"That there are always opportunities for innovation."
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"Now I hate you."
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"the man who taught me how to bait the enemy."
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"Go Eagles!"
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"For those of you wishing to pay your respects,"
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"to this exciting, new challenge."
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"who left G.E. for KableTown five years ago."
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"so I can prove that I am the man with the ambition,"
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"So, Dave, tell me all about KableTown."
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"Don't even say, "romantic love"."
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"Well, I know it's not ideal, but we'd both benefit."
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"Okay."
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"I am lucky."
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"Oh, God!"
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"That you can always..."
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"and the marketing campaign aimed at making children"
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"Jack, women hate porn."
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"You were the last of a dying breed, sir."
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"Ah, well, you know that scene in Notting Hill"
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"Gordon?"
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