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Clips from The Simpsons - Friend with Benefit (S27E27)

"♪ Thursday I love thee ♪"
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"Not quite, 'cause I hate the music."
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"The future of music, man!"
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"♪ Girl, you know it's true ♪"
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"♪ All four of us love you ♪"
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"♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. ♪"
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"And now a special guest."
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"From the Hasbro Channel's hit sitcom"
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"Recycle Michael and the Tin Can Crew,"
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"inoffensive robot superstar, Der Zip Zorp."
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"A friendly bartender?"
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"This is like being from North Korea"
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"and finding out there's a South Korea."
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"Homer, a toast to two single dads doing their best."
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"I'm not a single dad."
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"Well, this will just be a toast to me, then."
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"Ooh, whoa, are you okay?"
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"Be careful."
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"I love you."
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"I'm great!"
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"And when I'm sad, I buy a hockey team."
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"And I made $80 million today."
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"Bam-bam-bam!"
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"Bam!"
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"Did I make $80 million?"
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"No, but you made a fool of the doctor who said you'd die."
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"Well, he still might!"
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"Not today."
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"Wow, Mike's daughter seems really great."
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"First she was nice to me,"
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"but then when the band came, she wouldn't let me say a word."
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"Let me tell you a fact of life."
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"The world is full of wonderful, priceless experiences,"
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"and I can't give you any of them."
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"But this girl can."
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"So it doesn't matter if she talks to you,"
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"looks at you"
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"or is disrespectful to your father."
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"She is your best friend."
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"Mm, I don't know."
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"Huh, Harper just invited us to go see David Copperfield."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Did you ever sit in the back of anything?"
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"Just the space shuttle, man."
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"Oh-oh, oh-oh, bam!"
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"Bam on that one."
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"Okay, ladies, would each of you tell me"
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"your favorite TV show and dessert."
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"Certainly, my favorites are The Happy Little Elves..."
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"Krusty and cotton candy."
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"I was gonna say what my..."
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"Sorry, that's too long without me talking."
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"So what do I do now?!"
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"Don't worry. Harper?"
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"What's your favorite starving wild animal?"
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"Crocodile?"
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"I'm so happy."
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"Marge, do you know what it's like"
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"to have a man take care of your every need?"
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"I've thought about it a lot, but no."
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"How come you're so quiet?"
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"Shut up."
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"I just keep thinking about the way Harper cut me off."
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"Yeah, that was kind of weird."
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"I'd have said something for sure,"
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"but my mouth was full of truffle popcorn."
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"Mike just invited our family"
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"to spend next week on their private island!"
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"Marge, please."
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"Lisa's not gonna fall behind"
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"Yeah, okay."
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"Maybe this is where this thing should stop."
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"Hello?"
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"This is Principal Seymour Skinner."
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"We're calling parents, starting with you,"
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"to let them know that school has been canceled next week."
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"Hmm, did that rich dad buy you off?"
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"Seymour Skinner is not for sale."
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"The bread is in the oven."
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"I'm so glad you guys are coming with us."
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"A new bike?"
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"Uh, that's so nice of you."
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"You're not Lisa Simpson."
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"Harper, this bike is wonderful."
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"It just wouldn't be right for me to accept it."
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"You'd rather have your crappy bike?"
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"My dad assembled it on Christmas day."
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"Which is why I have to pedal backwards to go forwards."
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"Uh, I didn't realize getting you the best bike"
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"you ever saw would make you so mad."
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"Don't appreciate what I did for you?"
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"That's not how friends... Uh, I think I know how friends are."
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"How would you like it if I interrupted you all the time?"
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"Hubert Wong, Wendy Wang. No, you wouldn't."
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"You can have it!"
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"As soon as I put some training wheels on this,"
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"I'll be the coolest kid ever."
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"Oh! Too fast!"
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"Well, where are we going with Harper?"
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"D'oh!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"St. Croix or better."
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"Lisa, sweetie, I just want to understand."
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"You got in a fight with her"
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"because she tried to give you a new bike?!"
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"But she was so condescending!"
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"Yeah, she was "kinda sending" you a new bike."
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"Can you all please get out of my room?"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Let's not let our little girls'"
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"not liking each other"
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"stand in the way of their being friends."
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"We have everything there,"
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"You still want us to come?"
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"They're not in control of themselves like we are."
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"Whew, now we'll meet you on the island"
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"Sweetie, we really appreciate this."
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"And your brother, well, he's..."
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"Where is your brother?"
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"Hey, a whale."
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