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Clips from Family Guy - Save the Clam (S11E11)

"Well, we know you didn't mean it, Jerome."
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"It's just a terrible situation."
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"Like when you're the only one at the table"
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"where the waiter doesn't say, "Good order.""
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"I'll have the halibut. Ah, great choice."
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"One of the chef's specialties; you'll love it."
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"It was caught fresh less than ten miles from here."
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"I'll have the New York strip steak."
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"Mmm! My absolute favorite dish here."
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"and the marbling is some of the best I've ever seen."
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"And I'll have the chicken."
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"I'd just like to say that..."
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"before today, I didn't know the Munsters were driving around"
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"in a funeral car."
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"I'm beginning to think everything on that show"
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"was a big joke."
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"(inhales deeply)"
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"(voice quavering): I'd, um... I'd just like..."
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"(gasps)"
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"Whe... When you lose..."
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"(stifled sobs)"
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"(high-pitched): Um, there's so... There's so mu..."
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"(exhales) There's so much..."
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"(grunts)"
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"I... I..."
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"(sobbing)"
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"Thank you, Quagmire."
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"Perhaps there are some men who would like to say a few words."
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"Horace owned the Clam for over 30 years."
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"During that time, he touched all of our lives."
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"He was a great bartender and a great friend."
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"through this video commemorating all the DUI's"
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"that he was responsible for."
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"♪ I will remember you"
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"♪ Will you remember me?"
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"♪ Don't let your life"
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"♪ Pass you by"
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"E.T.: Ouch."
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"Is there a bathroom in here?"
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"(gasps) Oh, sorry."
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"I shouldn't have left the door open."
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"Sorry if you're grossed out by this."
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"No. No, no, I'm just..."
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"not used to seeing corpses that big and not in a toilet."
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"(grunts)"
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"There you go."
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"Now you're all set for your big day."
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"Thanks. You know, I could use some part-time help here"
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"preparing the bodies, if you're interested."
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"Really? Yeah, that'd-that'd be great."
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"and I'm getting kind of tired of my old job."
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"ANNOUNCER: Only a half a point divides our top two competitors"
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"as we enter the last event, the Meg Roll."
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"You think it's cool to go drinking"
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"Of course. It's what he would've wanted."
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"Listen, we all got to move on."
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"Like the Secret Service did on November 23, 1963."
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"All right, guys, I know that yesterday"
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"But it's with great pride"
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"All right!"
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"Nichols, you should go home and change."
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"What the hell? Hey, pal, what're you doing?"
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"This is our bar."
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"Not anymore."
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"Horace owed more than this place is worth,"
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"so it's the bank's now."
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"I'm sorry but The Drunken Clam is permanently closed."
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"Closed?!"
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"PETER: That was the start of the dark times."
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"The banks took our bars, our businesses and then our homes."
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"I am the Wind Maker..."
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"...and I shoot monkeys now."
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"ANNOUNCER: We now return to Joanie Loves Chris Brown."
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"Joanie! Chris!"
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"Welcome to the party. Can I offer you some punch?"
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"No, thanks. I had some in the car."
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"ANNOUNCER: Joanie Loves Chris Brown was taped in front"
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"Man, it really sucks they closed down the Clam."
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"Yeah, but I... I mean, this is good, right?"
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"for businessmen to have homosexual encounters."
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"Hey, thanks for the sex."
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"Thank you for notarizing those documents."
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"Peter, what's going on down here?"
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"Why are there beer bottles all over the floor?"
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"Well, we needed a new spot to drink, Lois."
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"Forget it, Peter."
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"You're not turning our living room into a bar."
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"Oh, come on, Lois, we got to have a place to drink."
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"Drinking is the only thing"
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"holding this friendship together."
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"Everything we try to do sober just ends badly."
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"I just don't think a good way to start a screenplay is,"
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""400 years ago in Bethesda, Maryland.""
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"Yeah, and don't you think it's confusing that every character"
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"in the movie is named Movie Guy? Come on, you guys."
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"The Oscars are next week, so let's get this done."
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"Meg, I'm needed upstairs, so I'll let you finish up."
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"Just put some blush here and here."
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"It makes the eyes look a little less dead and hollow."
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"Wow, that really works."
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"Hmm. Maybe I'll try that on myself."
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"Oh, uh... you have what we call a "closed casket face.""
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"Hey, Meg, who's your date?"
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"He looks like a real stiff. (laughs)"
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"Chris, what the hell are you doing here?"
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"I told you not to bother me at work."
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"I got locked out of the house, and I need your key."
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"No way! You get to work with all these dead people?"
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"Look, now he's eating it!"
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"Chris! Knock it off!"
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"You're gonna get me in trouble!"
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"Would you stop being so uptight?"
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"(shouts)"
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"Oh, it's just me."
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"What are we doing at the Clam? Look, guys,"
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"we tried other bars, we tried drinking at home,"
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"we even tried the big end-of-the-year"
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"high school party that will change everything."
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"If we don't lose our virginity tonight,"
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"Hey, where's Peter?"
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