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Clips from Family Guy - Save the Clam (S11E11)

"Only talking to Amanda Small, the hottest girl in school."
Family Guy
"But aren't you going out with Joanne Fuller?"
Family Guy
"JoJo? No, she's my neighbor. I've known her forever."
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"She works at her dad's garage."
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"(gasps) JoJo?!"
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"Hi, Peter."
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"But I thought you was workin' on your garbage sculpture."
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"There was someone I had to see first."
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"Sorry, Amanda. By the law of '80s movies,"
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"a newly transformed tomboy"
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"supersedes your long-standing hotness."
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"♪ And all I ever knew"
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"Let's face it-- there's only one drinking spot for us,"
Family Guy
"and it's the Clam. But, Peter, it's closed."
Family Guy
"We can't go in there."
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"Quagmire, when a girl says she doesn't want"
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"to have sex with you, do you take that as an answer?"
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"My lawyer has advised me not to answer that question."
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"Look, I bet you could squeeze through that window."
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"(garbage can clatters)"
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"It's not even locked."
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"And all the booze is still in there."
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"Come on, guys, this is trespassing"
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"and it's against the law."
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"Maybe we should just let the Clam go"
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"and, I don't know, spend more time"
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"Yeah, I tried that."
Family Guy
"I just spend most of the time"
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"testing Chris to see if he's autistic."
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"(groaning, whimpering)"
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"Not overly affectionate."
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"Guys, this is where we belong."
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"Yeah, no question about that."
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"Our roots go back further than that."
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"My grandfather used to bring me here"
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"when I was a kid."
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"And his grandfather brought him here."
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"Good day, gentlemen!"
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"Welcome to the Drunken Clam!"
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"Can I get you boys a mug of stout?"
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"Why, certainly."
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"The doors are a little short,"
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"but that's okay,"
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"To the Clam!"
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"ALL: Hear, hear!"
Family Guy
"And to brain-damaging venereal disease."
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"I wake up with blood on my penis pillow."
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"I'm gonna go insane"
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"in a wheelchair, staring at the sea."
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"(slurring): This is everything about.."
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"if it's the Clam, I love it."
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"(sighs)"
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"(slurring): I was just gonna... that's exactly."
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"Hey, uh, remember... remember-remember when..."
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"remember when... remember when Quicktime here"
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"passed out in this... in this booth..."
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"this booth, and we did stuff to him"
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"that you do to ladies and we-we promised"
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"we'd never tell you."
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"Wha...?"
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"All... all the greatest..."
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"all the greatest moments of my life,"
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"I spent right here in-in this booth."
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"Maggie's first word."
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"Bart jumping that canyon."
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"Mr. Plow."
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"All the greatest moments of my life."
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"Why is... why is Label Guy"
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"trying to punch me?"
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"(grumbles) Punch you first, Label Guy."
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"I got to go pee."
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"(mumbles): I don't want to get up."
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"Joe, where's the... that thing?"
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"Where's the thing? Where's the catheter thing?"
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"No, it's mine, it's private."
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"Hey, what happens if I blow in this end?"
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"Don't, I'll 'splode."
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"I'm gonna."
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"You do it better than Bonnie."
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"It takes a man to know what a man likes."
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"Mr. Dougan in a gray suit for the wake tomorrow."
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"'Cause it so matters."
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"Sure. I'll be back in a bit."
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"(casket lid creaks)"
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"Oh... my... God!"
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"All right, Chris, where is it?"
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"And don't try to act like"
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"you don't know what I'm talking about."
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"Fine, you caught me."
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"So I borrowed your bra."
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"My boobs hurt when I go down the stairs!"
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"No, not that, you idiot."
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"Where is the dead body?"
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"I know you took it."
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"And don't lie, or I'll tell Jennifer Connelly"
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"that you're the one who's been mailing her"
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"those dog heads."
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"Uh, yes, I'd like to mail this to a whore."
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"Okay, fine, Meg!"
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"I used the body to get me into R-rated movies."
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"After that, I took him swimming"
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"Chris, Mr. Dougan's wake is tomorrow,"
Family Guy
"and there's going to be a body in that casket."
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"Hey, guys, what's goin' on?"
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"And no one says anything,"
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"which means they hate it."
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"Oh, God."
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"I am so hung over."
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"(groans): Me, too."
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"But luckily, when I'm hung over,"
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"I can just molt into another Peter."
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"(grunting)"
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"Wow, that's amazing."
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"Yeah, but for the next ten minutes,"
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"I'll be very vulnerable to predators."
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"(growling)"
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"(gasps) Mountain lion."
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"Make yourself look big!"
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"(growls)"
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"(engines rumbling)"
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