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Clips from Friends - The One Where the Stripper Cries (S10E10)

"I hope you're familiar with this state's penal code."
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"Okay, okay. Enough teasing."
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"Now for some pleasing."
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"Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh."
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"Sometimes I feel I've got to"
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"From the pain you drive Into the heart of me"
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"The love we share Seems to go"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"She cringed."
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"This is how I look when I'm turned on."
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"You were talking about me before."
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"Look, I don't need this. I'm out of here. Where's my hat?"
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"Look, I've been in this business for a long time."
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"Shocking."
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"Now, if you'll just pay me my $300, I'll be on my way."
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"- $300? Are you kidding? - That's okay. Let me get my checkbook."
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"You're not gonna pay him. He didn't do anything."
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"Didn't do anything? I took a bus all the way from Hoboken."
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"I climbed, I don't know, like, a billion stairs."
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"And it's not like I can take them two at a time."
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"I don't care. We're not paying you $300 for this."
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"It's not my fault if you're too uptight to appreciate..."
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"...the male form in all its glory."
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"Okay, I'm uptight. That's why I don't wanna watch a middle-aged guy..."
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"...dance around in what I can only assume is a child's Halloween costume."
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"I may have borrowed this from my nephew..."
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"I'm sorry, did you say "all man" or "old man"?"
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"Whoa!"
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"You're mean."
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"- Uh, look, uh, officer, um... Sir? GOODBODY: Damn it."
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"Listen."
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"[SOBBING]"
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"Big surprise. The hunk of beef has feelings."
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"STAGE MANAGER: Applause."
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"[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]"
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"Okay, Henrietta, you picked "Jack and Jill Went Up The Hill.""
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"Oh. My friend Rachel has a kid. I totally know nursery rhymes."
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"Give me 20 seconds on the clock, please."
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"Ready? Go."
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"[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]"
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"Uh... Uh..."
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"Pass."
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"Oh, then pass."
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"Aw..."
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"...so that means, Gene, you are going to the Winner's Circle to try for $10,000."
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"[AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]"
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"And you're gonna be going there with Joey Tribbiani."
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"How could you do that after you promised me?"
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"Excuse me."
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"That didn't make us sound gay at all."
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"- You broke the pact. - Ross, that was 16 years ago."
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"That doesn't matter. We're talking about the foundation of our friendship."
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"I believe the foundation of our friendship was unfortunate hair."
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"If we're really gonna do this, it's not like you never broke one of the pacts."
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"- No. - Oh, really?"
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"- No! - Adrienne Turner!"
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"Yes?"
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"[IN UNISON] Hey, Adrienne."
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"Hey."
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"I never did anything with Adrienne Turner."
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"Oh, please. And you knew how much I liked her."
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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"Really? Remember that party freshman year?"
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"A week before Christmas vacation?"
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"I do."
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"You had some visitors."
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"[AFTER THE FIRE'S "DER KOMMISSAR" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]"
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"[RACHEL GIGGLING]"
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"I have to pee so bad."
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"This is so awesome."
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"College guys are so cute."
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"- Hey, you've got a boyfriend. - I know."
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"But if a guy who looks like Corey Haim wants to kiss me, I am so gonna let him."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"Hey, look, there's Chandler."
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"That stupid friend of Ross' who said I was fat."
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"- I've already lost four pounds. - You can so totally tell."
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"I know!"
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"Well, let's see, maybe he knows where Ross is."
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"Hey, how's it going?"
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"- Aren't you? - Yeah, Rachel."
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"And this is Ross' sister, Monica. We met at Thanksgiving."
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"Bitchen."
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"- Hi, Monica. - Hi, Chandler."
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"It's really nice to see you. Not!"
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"[MONICA SNORTS]"
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"[RACHEL GIGGLES]"
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"Okay."
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"I'll see if I can find Ross."
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"Oh, my God, Rach. Beanbag chairs."
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"RACHEL: Oh."
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"Do not let me sit in one of those. We'll be here for days."
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"Don't turn around, uh-oh"
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"Listen, Adrienne, you can't tell Chandler about this."
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"Oh, believe me, Ross, I won't be telling anybody about this."
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"Cool."
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"Don't turn around, uh-oh"
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"Der Kommissar's in town"
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"I didn't know you knew about that."
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"That's when I wrote the song "Betrayal in the Common Room.""
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"Man, I'm sorry."
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"Look, that was a long time ago."
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"So, I made out with Adrienne, and you made out with Missy."
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"[ROSS CHUCKLES]"
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"CHANDLER: Mm-hm."
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"We are even, right?"
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"One more thing. I was so pissed at you that night, I wanted to get back at you."
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"So I thought, "Who does Ross like more than anybody?""
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"What did you do to my mom?"
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"Not her."
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"[LIPPS, INC.'S "FUNKYTOWN" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]"
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"I am so drunk."
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"That's weird. I've had the same number of beers as you and I don't feel anything."
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"So you girls having fun?"
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"For your information, ass-munch..."
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"...I've lost four pounds. Maybe even five with all the dancing."
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"- Somebody order a pizza? - Oh, that's me!"
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"Won't you take me to Funkytown?"
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"I am so not gonna do good on my SATs tomorrow."
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"Well, maybe you could go to school here next year and we could totally hang out."
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