Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Friends - The One Where the Stripper Cries (S10E10)

"Oh, yeah. There's a plan."
Friends
"Why don't I just start taking my smart pills now?"
Friends
"Well, maybe you could get in on a beauty scholarship."
Friends
"[WHISPERS] Oh, my God."
Friends
"- So where are you applying to? - [IN NORMAL VOICE] Um, well..."
Friends
"So I'm sort of... Hey!"
Friends
"I'm in college and I'm in a band."
Friends
"Yeah, okay."
Friends
"Won't you take me to Funkytown?"
Friends
"What's the matter? You never saw a 50-year-old stripper cry before?"
Friends
"You know, it's fine. We'll pay you."
Friends
"No, no, you're right. Who am I kidding?"
Friends
"I should have hung up that breakaway jockstrap years ago."
Friends
"...this has been my life for 32 years."
Friends
"No, there's gotta be something else that you can do."
Friends
"I mean, what skills do you have?"
Friends
"I don't know."
Friends
"I can make my pecs dance."
Friends
"I can pick up a dollar bill with my butt cheeks."
Friends
"So maybe something in an office."
Friends
"Or you could... You could teach stripping."
Friends
"You know, share your gift. Pass the torch."
Friends
"You know, actually, that's not a bad idea."
Friends
"- Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - Yeah."
Friends
"This is so weird."
Friends
"You never know when it's gonna be your last dance."
Friends
"And I didn't even get a chance to finish it."
Friends
"Finish it."
Friends
"- What? - Your last dance. Do it for us."
Friends
"- Really? - Really?"
Friends
"Okay. All right. Get ready, ladies."
Friends
"[SYLVESTER'S "YOU MAKE ME FEEL MIGHTY REAL" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]"
Friends
"Whoa, you make me feel"
Friends
"Whoo!"
Friends
"Mighty real"
Friends
"Mighty real"
Friends
"Oh, this is so hot!"
Friends
"[GOODBODY PANTING]"
Friends
"Oh, no, no, no, don't stop."
Friends
"I feel real"
Friends
"Welcome to the Winner's Circle. Joey, Gene, you guys ready?"
Friends
"- Yeah. - Sure."
Friends
"Okay. Uh, give me 60 seconds on the clock, please."
Friends
"Ready? Go."
Friends
"Uh, I don't know. Types of trees?"
Friends
"[CHIME PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] [AUDIENCE APPLAUDS]"
Friends
"[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]"
Friends
"Oh, I'm so sorry, I don't know any Spanish words."
Friends
"[CHIME PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]"
Friends
"Wow."
Friends
"A match. A candle."
Friends
"Things that go "tss" when you put them out."
Friends
"- A torch. A bonfire. - Uh, I..."
Friends
"- Uh, your pee. - Things that burn."
Friends
"[CHIME PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] [AUDIENCE APPLAUDS]"
Friends
""I'd like to go for a walk." Uh, "scratch my belly.""
Friends
"Dude. Dude, I think you're losing it."
Friends
"Uh, "I have fur." Uh, "I like to bark.""
Friends
"- Uh, pepperoni. - Pizza toppings! Next!"
Friends
"[CHIME PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] [AUDIENCE CHEERS]"
Friends
"Oh, oh, oh. Uh..."
Friends
"Christy Turlington. Uh, Kate Moss."
Friends
"Girls Chandler could never get?"
Friends
"Hey. Where's Rachel?"
Friends
"She and Phoebe took the stripper to the hospital."
Friends
"Did you know Chandler kissed Rachel?"
Friends
"What? When was this?"
Friends
"1987. The weekend you guys visited me at school."
Friends
"- Oh, my God. That's wild. - But it was, like, a million years ago."
Friends
"- It doesn't matter. - It matters to me."
Friends
"- Why? - Because the night you kissed Rachel..."
Friends
"...was the night I kissed Rachel for the very first time."
Friends
"- You kissed her that night too? - Two guys in one night?"
Friends
"Wow, I thought she became a slut after she got her nose fixed. Wow."
Friends
"- Seriously, where did this happen? - Okay..."
Friends
"...after you told me she was passed out in our room..."
Friends
"She was lying on my bed, all buried in people's coats."
Friends
"I went to kiss her on the forehead..."
Friends
"...but it was so dark, I accidentally got her lips."
Friends
"I started to pull away, but then I felt her start to kiss me back."
Friends
"It was only for a second, but it was amazing."
Friends
"And now I find out that you kissed her first."
Friends
"- I'm sure I put her on my bed. - No, she was definitely on my bed."
Friends
"Why would I kiss a girl and then put her on your bed?"
Friends
"Oh! Oh! Oh!"
Friends
"No! No! No!"
Friends
"Yes!"
Friends
"- You were under the pile of coats? - I was the pile of coats!"
Friends
"Oh, my God!"
Friends
"You were my midnight mystery kisser?!"
Friends
"You were my first kiss with Rachel?!"
Friends
"You were my first kiss ever?!"
Friends
"[FINGERS SNAPPING]"
Friends
"Aw, crap!"
Friends
"Burn, baby, burn"
Friends
"[English - US - SDH]"
Friends
"Fish. Seaweed."
Friends
"- I didn't. - Oh, really?"
Friends
"Right. So how you doing?"
Friends
"Gotta move on"
Friends
"What a line."
Friends
"[TONE PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]"
Friends
"Well, Chandler and I used to make out."
Friends
"Well, I did. And it hurt."
Friends
"Ross and I always wanted to be Donny and Marie."
Friends
"- "You Crossed the Line." DONNY: "You Crossed the Line." Joey..."
Friends
"Gotta move on"
Friends
"I can't do that either?"
Friends
"I got a kid starting college. I have to get surgery on my knee."
Friends
"[SIGHS]"
Friends
"Well, I guess we're even."
Friends
"[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]"
Friends