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Clips from Friends - The One Where the Stripper Cries (S10E10)

"Welcome. It is Soap Opera Week here on Pyramid."
Friends
"Let's meet our contestants. First, Gene Lester is a database specialist."
Friends
"He's gonna be playing with Days of Our Lives star Joey Tribbiani."
Friends
"[AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]"
Friends
"I know it can be intimidating for regular people to be around celebrities..."
Friends
"...but relax. I'm just like you, only better-looking and richer."
Friends
"[AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]"
Friends
"Welcome, everybody. Good luck to all of you. Let's play Pyramid."
Friends
"All right? Now, we flipped a coin before the show."
Friends
"Gene, you won the toss, so you'll start. Which category?"
Friends
"Give me 20 seconds on the clock, please. Ready? Go."
Friends
"Uh, okay, it's a store like a supermarket."
Friends
"[WARBLE PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]"
Friends
"- Diary. - No, more like a notebook."
Friends
"[WARBLE PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]"
Friends
"Damn it. Okay."
Friends
"Um, oh, if I'm building a house, the plan..."
Friends
"...isn't called a "shmooprint"..."
Friends
"[WARBLE PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]"
Friends
"Oh, in high school, I once had sex with a girl right in the middle of the?"
Friends
"- Cafeteria? - Yeah, but they're not looking for that."
Friends
"[TONE PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]"
Friends
"JOEY & AUDIENCE: Aw..."
Friends
"[JOEY SIGHS]"
Friends
"- Thank you so much for this. - Aw, you like it?"
Friends
"Oh, my God, it's all so elegant."
Friends
"- Hee, hee. RACHEL: Aw."
Friends
"When's the dirty stuff starting?"
Friends
"- What? - The strippers and the guys dancing..."
Friends
"...and, you know, pee-pees flying about."
Friends
"RACHEL: Oh!"
Friends
"Pheebs, I... There isn't gonna be any "flying about." Ha, ha."
Friends
"Oh, okay."
Friends
"I see what you're doing. That's fine. This is all there is. Just tea. Okay."
Friends
"[IN BRITISH ACCENT] Mm, raunchy."
Friends
"[CHUCKLING]"
Friends
"Seriously, Pheebs, it's not gonna be that kind of a party."
Friends
"[IN NORMAL VOICE] Really? So this is?"
Friends
"This is my big sendoff into married life?"
Friends
"Rachel, this is the only bachelorette party I'm ever gonna have."
Friends
"I've got a big wad of ones in my purse."
Friends
"Really? I mean, really? It's just tea?"
Friends
"No."
Friends
"[SCOFFS]"
Friends
"- Phoebe, of course there's more. - Okay."
Friends
"I mean, let me just go talk to Monica..."
Friends
"...and get an ETA on the pee-pees. Heh."
Friends
"Describe for Joey "things you find in your refrigerator.""
Friends
"Bah, they might as well just give us the points. Ha-ha-ha."
Friends
"- You put this in your coffee. - Uh, a spoon. Your hands. Your face."
Friends
"- It's white. - Paper. Snow. A ghost!"
Friends
"- It's heavier than milk. - A rock. A dog. The Earth. Heh, heh."
Friends
"- Pass. - Ugh."
Friends
"- You put it on a sandwich. - Salami. Anchovies. Jam."
Friends
"- It's white. - Paper. Snow. A ghost!"
Friends
"- It's made from eggs. - Chickens?"
Friends
"- Pass. - Ugh."
Friends
"- You put this on a hamburger. Yes! - Ketchup! Relish!"
Friends
"- Stop! - Oh."
Friends
"[TONE PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]"
Friends
"Oh, time's up. Well, Joey, you were, uh..."
Friends
"...almost on a roll there, ha-ha-ha. - Yeah."
Friends
"Gene, you'll have a chance to go to the Winner's Circle, but now..."
Friends
"...right after this. Don't go away."
Friends
"And we're out."
Friends
"Oh, so we didn't win. But it's fun to play the game, right?"
Friends
"GENE: Hey."
Friends
"You just lost me 10 grand."
Friends
"Oh, wow."
Friends
"I'm so sorry. Okay, I promise, we'll do better next time."
Friends
"Well, I will, because I won't be playing with you."
Friends
"Hey, some of those were pretty hard."
Friends
"Like, why would there be a ghost in my fridge?"
Friends
"Yeah."
Friends
"- So Saturday night? - I'd love to."
Friends
"Great."
Friends
"So how come it took you so long to ask me out?"
Friends
"Oh, well, uh, this is gonna sound kind of silly..."
Friends
"...but do you remember my roommate, Chandler Bing?"
Friends
"Sure. He was in your "band.""
Friends
"It's been 16 years, but the air quotes still hurt. Heh."
Friends
"- Sorry. - That's okay. Um, anyway..."
Friends
"Ahem, well, he and I both really liked you a lot, um..."
Friends
"...but we didn't want it to jeopardize our friendship, so we made a pact..."
Friends
"...that neither of us could ask you out."
Friends
"- Really? - Yeah, why?"
Friends
"A lot."
Friends
"- You did? - Yeah."
Friends
"Hey. Hey, where is this guy? It's been over an hour."
Friends
"He's coming from Jersey. He said he'd get here as fast as he could."
Friends
"[KNOCKING ON DOOR]"
Friends
"- Who is it? MAN: It's the police."
Friends
"- The police! PHOEBE: Oh!"
Friends
"[RACHEL GASPS] [PHOEBE GIGGLES]"
Friends
"MAN: That's right. It's Officer Goodbody."
Friends
"What's the matter, officer? Has someone been bad?"
Friends
"[GOODBODY COUGHS]"
Friends
"Whew, that's a lot of stairs."
Friends
"Oh, boy. You should warn people there's no elevator."
Friends
"I should not have had that Mexican food for lunch."
Friends
"- Oh. - Are you gonna be okay, Officer, uh?"
Friends
"- Goodbody. - If you say so."
Friends
"...who I am supposed to take downtown?"
Friends
"Oh, God."
Friends
"All right. Somebody show me where to plug in my box..."
Friends
"...and we'll get this party started."
Friends
"Wah!"
Friends
"- Over here? MONICA: Yeah."
Friends
"GOODBODY: All right. - Rachel?"
Friends
"- Yeah? - Um, are you kidding?"
Friends
"We didn't know you wanted a stripper, so we got the phone book..."
Friends
"God, no. I don't wanna see him take his clothes off."
Friends
"Are you talking about me?"
Friends
"Oh, no."
Friends
"I mean, obviously we wanna see you take your clothes off."
Friends
"You big piece of eye candy."
Friends
"Okay. Okay, ladies, can I have your attention, please?"
Friends
"PHOEBE: Oh, yeah. RACHEL: Oh."
Friends
"Did someone call for the long arm of the law?"
Friends
"I should warn you, I have a concealed weapon."
Friends
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