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Clips from Family Guy - Hannah Banana (S08E08)

"It seems today that all you see"
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"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"Well, maybe you just need a little extra help."
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"that has the cage pulled halfway down. And I'm gonna go to the stereo store"
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"Let's say we meet back here under the glue outline of the old Limited sign."
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"Every time I try to study, the evil monkey comes out of my closet and scares me."
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"Stop talking about that evil monkey! He's not real."
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"Or than God did when he left the iron on Ellen Barkin's face too long."
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"- Oh, damn! - How is it?"
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"Up next, the Hannah Montana marathon."
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"Call to get your tickets now."
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"Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!"
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"- Right. - Great. Put your wig on."
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"Hey, Chris. You want to practice kissing again?"
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"And I want to see what I got."
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"Now, are you going to help me get those Hannah Montana tickets?"
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"Stewie, you're not going to be able to get tickets."
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"That's what I said."
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"Do you believe me now?"
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"- Holy crap! - It is real!"
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"If someone will please untie me, I'll explain everything."
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"No, Dad! Don't do it! He's evil!"
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"Chris, I think we should give him a chance to explain himself."
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"which ended up costing me my job."
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"So I moved into Chris' closet just until I got back on my feet again."
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"Wound up living in there for nine years."
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"And you do that weird trembling thing!"
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"Freddie Sanford Freddie Sanford and his son"
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"Oh, my God, Miley! I love you! I love you! I love you!"
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"I'm your biggest fan! Can I touch your hair?"
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"Well, in that case, I wouldn't feel right about throwing you out."
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"- Could you tell us some stories about her? - Of course I can."
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"Right after I show you how to make homemade root-beer popsicles."
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"with that evil thing that tortured me for years!"
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"- That's wonderful, honey. - Congratulations, Chris."
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"So, I just put your thoughts on paper. That's all."
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"That's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me. Thanks, evil..."
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"Well, that makes me happy, Stewie."
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"So do I."
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"Only if you sing with me."
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"A friendship is the best thing ever"
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"You drove all the way up to Fatherson for a barbecue?"
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"Screw you! You are the worst dad in the world, and I hate you!"
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"I thought you said it was a father-son barbecue."
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"Lois, could you tell Chris that I'm sorry"
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"Well, according to him,"
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"You're supposed to love me and all you do is hurt me!"
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"This'll get Chris."
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"Hey, guys. I stopped at Pinkberry and I got some for everybody."
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"I gotta go put on my face for press interviews."
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"That was weird. Did you hear that when I was giving her the phone?"
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"- No. - It was like interference or something."
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"Wait a second!"
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"- They built a perfect robot teen idol. - Yes, assuring that she could never fail."
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"I give you one last chance"
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"My God! I can't believe she's an android."
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"Yeah?"
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"Run!"
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"Sorry to interrupt nothing,"
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"Of course, Lois. I'm sure if we can just get them in the same room together,"
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"Look, Monkey, Chris is being a jerk, all right?"
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"- All right, I'll listen. - You're both good guys."
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"I wasn't able to do that, and that's why I wound up living in a closet for nine years."
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"- No. I just think he's a douche. - Sometimes he is."
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"Peter, do you think you could make a little more time for your son?"
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"- What the hell was that about? - Was that Stewie and Brian?"
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"I don't just mean this. I mean everything. The show, the music, it's all just awful."
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"- What am I supposed to do? - You're my dad! Think of something!"
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"Quagmire, fire up the biplane. My son needs my help."
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"'Twas Beauty killed the Beast."
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"You made me realize how much Chris really means to me."
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"And how I should always remember not to take him for granted."
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"Well, sometimes all anybody needs is a little bit of a wake-up call."
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"But I thought you were gonna go back to living in my closet again."
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"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"I got a D."
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"A D? That's fantastic! Just kidding. I know it means you suck."
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"Come here, you delightful idiot!"
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"- Another D, Chris? - I'm sorry, Mom. But science is so hard."
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"Dad, would you help me with my homework?"
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"Chris, I gotta tell you, that sounds worse than a trip to a failing mall."
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"next to the dead fountain with garbage in it."
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"Well, it doesn't matter anyway."
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"Oh, for God's sake, Chris! You're in high school now."
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"Well, you'll have to do a better job than you did on your science test."
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"You know what? We'll put you in the '80s. You'll pass for hot."
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"Yes!"
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"And for all you fans, the Miley Cyrus tour"
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"is coming to the Quahog Civic Center for three nights only."
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"But not now. 'Cause it just sold out."
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"What? Oh, no. No! No, no! No! I'm calling anyway!"
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"I need Hannah Montana tickets and I need them now!"
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"Never mind who this is! Can you get them or not?"
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"I guess I should dial something first."
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"What's all the noise? What are you watching?"
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"Sorry. But you know the rules."
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"Hannah can't do the photo shoot until Miley finishes her homework."
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"Wait. So, Miley's my daughter, but Hannah isn't?"
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"Shut up! This is real."
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"- You're watching Hannah Montana? - Well, yeah. To make fun of it."
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"I mean, look how stupid she is with her clothes and her makeup,"
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"and that fabulous hair and..."
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"- Jesus. - And she's coming to town!"
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"And I have to get tickets, Brian! You have to help me get tickets!"
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"No. It's a stupid show and a huge waste of time."
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"But she's my favorite."
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"And now I'll never get to see her! Will you help me?"
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"I'm busy. I set up a video camera last night,"
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"Oh. Nothing. All right, it's time to play rough!"
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"- You wanted to see me? - Yes, yes, come in. Close the door."
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"Take a look at this, Brian."
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"- Recognize him, Brian? - No."
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"It's your brother. I found him for you, buddy."
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"What? Jerry? That's amazing. Can he hear me? Hi, Jerry."
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"- What's that big thing around his neck? - Oh, I'll show you."
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"Oh, my God! Oh, my God! What did you do?"
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"And he's the lucky one. He went quickly. There were nine dogs in that litter."
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"It's, like, the biggest thing in town. It's sold out."
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"Then you are going to help me find a way to get in."
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"- Okay, okay, I'll help you. - Excellent."
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