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Clips from Family Guy - Hannah Banana (S08E08)

"on a farm in Texas, and you can't manage to get Hannah Montana tickets?"
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"I got you, you bastard!"
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"Well, here he is! The evil monkey!"
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"- Oh, my God! I thought I was the only one! - Meg, we're doing Chris' monkey."
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"- Oh, my God! Chris was right! - Holy crap! Chris, is that thing dangerous?"
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"- Yes! He's evil! - I'm not really evil."
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"It talks!"
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"No!"
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"Thank you very much."
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"Now, I know this looks bad, me living in your son's closet and all."
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"and found my wife cheating on me with another monkey."
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"Oh, that's terrible."
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"Like when America was attacked by mentally-challenged suicide bombers."
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"No, he's not. He's just a poor fellow who's down on his luck."
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"Easy for you to say! He doesn't hide in your closet making a scary face!"
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"- And you're always pointing at me. - I was trying to start a conversation."
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"I have a copper deficiency. Look, Chris, I'm sorry if I scared you before."
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"No, it isn't! You can fool everyone else, but you can't fool me!"
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"You go to hell!"
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"Stewie Griffin and Kanye West."
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"- Yo, yo, yo. - You don't look like Kanye West."
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"- That's what I said. - No, I'm him."
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"Then sing one of your songs."
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"Freddie Sanford In a junkyard having fun"
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"You are Kanye West!"
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"Okay. Now, remember to play it cool. Act like you belong here."
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"Who are you guys? How did you get back here?"
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"Look, I'm really sorry about this. This is my friend Stewie. He's just a baby."
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"Yeah. He's got a tumor in his head the size of a football."
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"I think I can see it."
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"Especially if you're my biggest fan."
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"Stay here. You can watch the show from backstage."
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"And afterwards, we'll all hang out."
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"- Sweet niblets? - Yeah, sweet niblets."
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"- Say it. Say it back to me. - What?"
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"That wasn't so hard, was it?"
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"is just one of the most wonderful people you'll ever meet."
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"That's so good to hear. I want to like her."
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"You, sir, are good company."
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"Dad, I thought you were gonna help me with my book report."
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"And I just fed him a whole bag of Subway sandwiches."
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"In a couple hours, we are gonna sit around"
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"Now, you are welcome to be a part of that, or not."
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"- I'm just telling you what's gonna happen. - Well, thanks for nothing, Dad!"
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"Like things that look like DVDs from far away."
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"DVDs!"
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"That feels so good. You are an artist."
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"Thank you. Lois doesn't like my toenails 'cause they stab her in the night."
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"Mom! Dad! I got an A on my book report!"
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"What did you write about?"
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"Um..."
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""The Slave Trade Allegory of Curious George. ""
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"- Wait a minute. I didn't write this. - Oh, really?"
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"- Did... Did you write this? - Well, I can't take all the credit."
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"I've been listening to you talk in your sleep for years."
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"Wow."
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"Thanks, Monkey."
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"I'd get up to hug you, but sitting down's the only thing keeping the shit in."
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"I can't believe I'm sitting here with you, Miley Cyrus. It's like I'm in a dream."
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"- You write your own lyrics? - Yeah."
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"Oh, you wrote a song? Look at you. You're a regular little Tim McGraw."
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"- Hey, these are pretty good, Stewie. - Really? Do you think you could sing them?"
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"When you put us together we just didn't blend"
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"But the more that I know you the more it's a good fit"
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"Now we've got what it takes to be very best friends"
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"No, Dad. It was a barbecue for fathers and sons."
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"Wait a minute. You went with the monkey to a father-son thing?"
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"- What? - Oh, listen, Peter. I didn't..."
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"- Meg, please! - It's true."
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"But the monkey's been taking me to all the fun places I like!"
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"And he's been helping me with all my homework!"
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"Because he asked!"
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"And now you're getting mad at the monkey because he actually cares?"
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"Well... Well, I hate you, too!"
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"- Yeah. But it was up in Monkeykid. - What?"
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"Lois, could you ask Chris to pass the maple syrup?"
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"I want you two to stop this. This is no way for a father and son to act."
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"that stupid monkey's more of a father to him than I am."
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"He makes time for me, and you never do!"
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"This morning, I had a hard poo that hurt, but then it felt great."
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"Meg, I'm trying to be mad right now, but that's making me want to smile."
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"Hey, classmates."
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"But you know what is important? I'm gay now."
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"Let's all of us go be gay somewhere together."
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"that I welcome them to be gay with me, too, because I am gay."
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"Chris is gonna be so gay by the end of this."
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"What's this?"
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"Well, that's a no-brainer."
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"Come on, you fat fuck. Do it."
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"Who's laughing now? I got my hat."
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"Thanks."
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"Oh, my God! She's an android! Miley Cyrus is an android!"
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"Of course. She's a product of Disney Imagineering."
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"Like famous duelist, Sir Henry "Giant Hole in the Torso" Wickenshire."
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"Ah-ha! Right through me! Prepare for returned fire, Sir Joseph Broadfront."
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"to rescind your insult of calling me a common dandy."
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"Never!"
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"Do you think we should tell someone, or do something?"
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"Do you think she does other stuff like a real girl?"
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"You know, if you reprogrammed her?"
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"- Brian, that's sick. She's 16! - I'm eight."
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"All right. I'll see what I can do."
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"Hey, your shirt tag is showing. Let me just..."
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"Miley smash!"
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"Uh-oh. Hang on. Hang on. Maybe I can fix this."
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"- Did you do it? Did it work? - You know, give it a shot, Brian."
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"Great Moments in Women's Stand-Up Comedy."
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"I just can't stand Peter and Chris being at each other's throats anymore."
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"I can convince them to talk it out."
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"Why don't you invite Peter to lunch, and I'll invite Chris,"
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"- and we'll see what we can do. - Thank you. I really appreciate it."
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"And there is nothing you can say"
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"that will make me change my mind about that."
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"And that's why it's important for you to reconcile your differences."
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"Chris, I know you're angry, but do you really hate your father?"
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"No. But sometimes he's such a little fat jerk!"
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"Yeah, I guess so."
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"It's Miley Cyrus, and she's destroying the city!"
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"Dad, we gotta help him! Do something!"
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"- Well, the airplane got her. - Oh, no. It wasn't the airplane."
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