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Clips from American Dad! - Great Space Roaster (S05E05)

"You are? Why? It's a blowout."
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"You know what, forget the iced tea. I'm gonna head to my gate."
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"[Footsteps]"
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"[Woman On P.A.] Flight 32 to Phoenix is now boarding at Gate 7."
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"[Footsteps]"
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"[Roger] Hi. Do you have this week's People?"
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"People magazine? This week's?"
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"Sir, wait!"
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"Well, according to this paper..."
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"Smith has sold 10 more magazine subscriptions than Sanders."
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"- What? - I guess I have no choice but to let the Smith family..."
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"take the Sanders's place on the space station for the next year."
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"Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!"
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"Oh, no! Oh, no!"
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"[Bell Chimes]"
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"[Monitor: Rhythmic Beeping]"
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"You think Roger's still looking for us?"
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"Stan, can you please just put a jumpsuit on like the rest of us?"
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"Day Three."
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"Chia Pet 122271: Three and five-eighths growth."
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"Fascinating."
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"Permission to apply Chia Pet Specimen 010874 with alpha paste."
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"Steady. Well done."
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"- Prepare olfactory system for flatulence. - Flatulence denied."
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"- [Farts] - Flatulence has been sent."
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"Steve, Klaus went to get more Chia seeds an hour ago."
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"- This isn't a boat. - It is a ship."
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"Klaus?"
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"Klaus, where are you?"
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"[Muffled Shouting]"
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"- Help! - Klaus?"
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"Steve! Behind you!"
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"[Growls]"
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"Stan, what's happening?"
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"Not much. What's happening with you?"
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"- ##[Europop] - What is that?"
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"Is that Ace of Base? Roger!"
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"[Gasps] He's here. He's gonna kill us all."
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"Steve's still out there."
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"We have to find him and get off this space station."
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"Let's split up. Whoever finds him, radio the others..."
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"and we'll meet up at the escape pod."
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"[Woman] # You're not the one for me #"
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"##[Chorus Vocalizing]"
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"# Is enough enough? #"
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"[Roger] # I saw the sign #"
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"Stan, Roger's gonna get us!"
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"- Where are you? - We're in the kitchen!"
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"I'm running as fast as I can!"
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"- [Francine, Hayley Screaming] - [Hissing]"
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"[Chimes]"
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"I made it to the escape pod."
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"- I'm safe. - What?"
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"Stan, hurry! We're almost on the ground!"
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"[Francine, Hayley Screaming]"
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"- Oh, God! Oh, God! - [Radio Switches Off]"
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"Well, I did all I could."
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"[Exclaims] Fresh panties for the ride home!"
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"# I saw the sign #"
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"# And it opened up my eyes #"
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"# I saw the sign #"
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"[Roger] Ow!"
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"[No Audible Dialogue]"
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"Welcome! And thank you for coming."
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"- Are you gonna kill us now? - That'd be too easy."
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"- So you're gonna roast us? - No."
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"You're going to roast each other."
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"And your zingers better be mean."
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"If you try any weak sauce, I'm gonna give you such a zotz."
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"- [Electricity Crackles] - [Yelps]"
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"Now, Stan, roast Hayley."
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"Hayley, you're not very smart, and you smoke a lot of pot."
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"- Zotz! - [Yelps] Okay."
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"Hayley, I secretly wish you were Benjamin Button..."
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"and you were aging backwards and your life was almost over."
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"- Uh-huh! Oh, yeah! - [Klaus Laughing]"
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"Insults in the form of jokes."
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"How's it feel, Hayley? Not too bueno, I bet. Okay, now do Steve."
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"Steve, you will never get laid."
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"There's nothing attractive about you."
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"You have the sex appeal of the cancer ward in a pediatric hospital."
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"Oh-ho-ho."
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"Okay, Steve. Let's see you give it to your mama."
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"Mom, you are not smart."
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"I tell "My mama's so dumb" jokes. Example."
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"I tell "My mama's so dumb" jokes."
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"I love it. Francine, take the pain and throw it right at Stan. Do it!"
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"Stan, you have the undeserved ego of Jeremy Piven..."
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"the annoying self-righteousness of Sean Penn..."
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"What I'm trying to say is you're almost as bad a person as Rachael Ray."
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"[All Laughing]"
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"That's like the meanest thing anyone's ever said to anyone."
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"What the hell's going on here? Where's the hurt feelings?"
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"Roger, we can say these things to each other because we're family."
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"Wait a minute."
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"You don't consider yourself part of this family, do you?"
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"- No. 'Cause I'm not. - Are you kidding me?"
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"We tried to throw you a bowling party. We did the roast you wanted."
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"If after all this time, you still don't feel part of this family, it's your hang-up."
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"If you can't accept that, go fuck yourself."
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"I am a part of this family."
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"Look at me. I'm crying like Francine when she watches Grey's Anatomy."
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"I just feel so sorry for those poor actors."
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"- [All Laughing] - Hey, Roger."
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"Go take some Euphoria and rape the data journal."
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"I've been eyeing it. I'm not gonna lie."
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"[Sighs] Fun birthday."
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"[Gagging]"
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"Hey! Never thought I'd see you dirty bastards again."
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"Ah! I feel great, cleaned out."
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"All right, who wants 'em next? No one?"
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"Okay, you heard them. Round two, boys."
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"And make sure this time that you really- [Groans]"
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"Oh. Oh, you know what you're doing."
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"Bye! Have a beautiful time."
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"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
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"# The sun in the sky has a smile on his face #"
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"- Come on out, you thieving bastards! - Dad!"
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"You can't participate, Klaus. I hate you."
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"That sponsor is Jones Enterprises..."
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