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Clips from American Dad! - Great Space Roaster (S05E05)

"was not only the most qualified."
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"And, Roger, if you hear one you're not on right now, raise your hand."
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"out-of-shape piece of shit I've ever met in my life."
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"A few years ago, we thought it would be a good idea..."
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"Anyway, this was the only check he ever wrote."
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"Are you serious?"
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"We didn't say those things so you'd change. We were just poking fun."
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"God, no. You saved my life."
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"Roger might be trying to kill us."
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"And we have no brakes."
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"Who the fuck is Elaine, Stan?"
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"They're rare butt-hole eating scorpions, and they cost me 2,000 bucks each."
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"- Oh, my Godl Breaking news from Asia. - Oh, no."
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"Roger, we love you. You're a Smith."
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"##[Band Continues]"
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. # [Grunts]"
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"[Chorus] # Good morning, U.S.A. ##"
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have my bowling league tonight."
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"[Chuckling] Thank you, Stan."
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"- [All Coughing, Gasping] - Is everyone okay?"
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"[Both Grunting, Groaning]"
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"All I know is we don't have to worry about it for the next year."
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"# And it opened up my eyes #"
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"# I saw the sign ##"
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"It doesn't hurt my feelings, because I still know they love me."
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"[Cries] Oh, my God."
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"Good evening, and welcome to the Smith family roast of Roger Smith."
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"Well, your roast hurt my feelings."
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"She gave me a fiber boost. Then she gave me a life boost."
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"We'll dress up nice, throw a few good-natured barbs your way."
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"# I saw the sign-# You're alive!"
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"We'll be safe in space. That we know."
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"[Chuckling, Laughing]"
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"Every shot's a nice shot with a McGregor tranq gun."
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"# And he's shining a salute to the American race #"
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"- [Machine Gun Fire] - [Francine Gasps]"
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"you know, watching the girls, smoking a little herb, drinking a cold beer."
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"##[Continues, Muffled]"
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"Comin' to kill ya!"
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"It's a trap! He's here!"
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"I don't have any friends in space."
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"Ecstasy. Crack."
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"The rest of the pages have holes in them because he raped them."
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"You guys can get up now! It's definitely over!"
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"[Air Hissing]"
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"[Gasps]"
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"[Roger] You guys watching the news?"
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"[Moans] Oh, yes."
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"[Air Lock Doors Open]"
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"Get out."
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"- [Power Shuts Down] - [Alarm Beeping]"
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"[Headset: Francine Screaming]"
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"- [Yelps] - You feel that zotz?"
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