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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Who Is Josh's Soup Fairy? (S02E02)

"I'm an idiot."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I realize now that all this time,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You've always been there for me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but what about your girlfriend?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We're over. She's a poo person."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God. I thought so too but I didn't want to say anything."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"do you want to go somewhere and talk?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just me and you?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"PAULA: Hey."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what? I just..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm sorry to interrupt. I'm... But I..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I wasn't listening. At all."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I... I just... I just want to say"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am... I am fine."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I promise."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's just... This is a..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's a big moment. So..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(quietly) Ah, okay..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(exhales)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Josh, um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And, um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have to take care of my family."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm a mom now and I have other priorities."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I-I guess I'll go."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh. But I'm not gonna give up on you, Rebecca."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I'm not gonna give up on us."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But I am gonna get my car out of that parking lot"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because it closes at midnight."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Hi, Paula. - Hey..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What just happened?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Paula."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I got to tell you the truth."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It was all a lie, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What actually happened tonight was..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I went to Spiders' to find Josh to tell him that I'm the one"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"who I gave him soup and I got Tommy a fake I.D."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and then I lost him in the club, I mean, I really lost him,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Paula. I thought he was dead."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I put your son at risk."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I put our family at risk and..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I completely understand"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"if you don't want to be friends with me anymore."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(drums table)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I've held onto this every day,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"since you gave it to me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"when things weren't so good between us, but I-I..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't deserve the Statue of Liberty."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Did anything happen to him in the club?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Did anyone interfere with him in the bathroom?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Did he do any drugs? - No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So he just ran around a club and took an Uber home?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughing) Oh, God."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Honey, I lost him for an entire weekend at the mall once."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, he's fine. Clearly."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait... Wait, this is okay... Are you sure?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"right out that door with Josh, but you didn't."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Instead you decided to stay"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and own up to your mistakes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That is my brave little cookie."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I love you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I love you, too."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- A weekend in Barnes & Noble? - Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just to clarify, you've never given birth."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, no, no, no. Would not be a good idea."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, mental illness runs rampant on both sides of my family."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Many suicides, many suicides. - Amazing!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"All right. Let's take a quick break"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to hear a word from our podcast sponsor,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Truly Butter."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
""When you're trying to make things right"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with your best friend Paula,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"who you've been kind of a bitch to lately,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"why not take a break and eat some butter together?""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow, that is weirdly specific to my own life."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You want me to apologize."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(crying)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sniffles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's just... it's what my father always told me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, God."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, is that where we are?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mm. Let's just say I'm "involved.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can't do that. I mean, Tommy needs me"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"PODCAST HOST: You're listening to "MomTime Daily.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"where does your mom keep your car seat?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, anyway, she's... whoo!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"getting his own tissues."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid, okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's probably the cause of"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Mm. - Mm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Someone who's warm and nourishing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"talking to his parents very firmly, and saying"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you made some other more mistakes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Eh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, I mean,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so much to deal with... I'm sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"ANNOUNCER: Time for the main event."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ah, all yours. Done."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- ♪ Your glass ♪ - ALL: ♪ Raise it up ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- because of the way we broke up. - No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm just, like ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm definitely not going now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Are you sick? - Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"is gonna be really easy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Haven't seen you since..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(belt jingling)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend