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Clips from South Park - Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow (S09E09)

"No Cartman, I have no idea what you're talking about."
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"All Jews carry gold in a little bag around their necks. Hand it over!"
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"Yes, but you can live if you give me your Jew gold. The decision is yours Kyle."
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"God damn it, you know I don't carry gold in a little bag around my neck Cartman! What do you want from me?"
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"I want your Jew gold."
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"Okay fine, here! Now let's go."
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"Do you think I'm stupid?"
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"I know that all Jews carry fake bags of gold around their necks to keep their real bags of gold safe."
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"No, noo!!"
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"Hey, wait up you assholes! God.."
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"Hey look everybody, helicopters!"
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"Global warming must be over."
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"Kyle!"
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"So does this mean the storm has passed? Global warming is over?"
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"Global warming didn't cause the Beaverton flood. We know now whose fault it is. It was... crab people!"
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"Crab people.. crab people.."
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"and now you're all blaming crab people for something that's very simple."
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"It's my fault. I broke the dam."
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"Oh, man..."
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"Stanley? You?"
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"No. Don't you see what this child is saying?"
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"We can't spend all our energy placing blame when somehting bad happens."
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"He's saying - we all broke the dam."
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"I broke the dam."
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"I broke the dam."
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"I broke the dam."
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"No, I broke the dam."
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"I broke the dam."
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"I broke the dam."
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"I broke the dam. I ran a boat into the dam and I broke it."
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"I broke the dam."
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"No, I broke the f***ing dam!"
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"I broke the dam."
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"I literally broke the dam!"
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"I broke the dam."
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"I kept it secret for two days!"
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"I broke the dam."
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"I broke the dam."
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"Oh, f*** it!"
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"We made it!"
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"They've got the boys!"
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"Oh well, thank you so much. What a swift and speedy resuce."
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"This is a Fox news update: Global warming disaster!"
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"Help! Help!"
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"The boat caught on fire! And it exploded!"
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"Stan, get in the car! We have to evacuate!"
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"Come on, we've got to board up that last window. Seal up all the doorways."
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"Why haven't they come for us?"
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"It's helicopters! They finally came to help everyone."
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"On a boat. That wasn't mine!"
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