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Clips from The Simpsons - Holidays of Future Passed (S23E23)

"Who's Krusty?"
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"Only the funniest man in the world."
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"I've never let go of 'my fax machine."
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"Don't ask me why. I like the sound of a fax coming through."
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"I miss eating."
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"Lady, this is Maggie Simpson."
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"Let me see."
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"We do have a little room in the manger."
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"I mean, mangier wing."
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"Where are the kids?"
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"I know where mine is."
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"And I'm going to take a page out of your playbook,"
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"and let it slide."
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"- Where's Dad? - He took the boys out."
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"How could he be such a cool grandfather"
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"when he's such a lousy father?"
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"People learn from their mistakes."
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"And your father made so many mistakes."
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"And now Patty and Selma are here to help us decorate"
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"with their new lovebots."
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"Make me a Bloody Mary, dollface."
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"No, Selma. Even a robot built only to love you"
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"cannot love you."
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"I am leaving with your sister's concu-droid."
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"Should we start an epidural?"
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"Now, Nurse, you know we found something much more effective."
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"Oh, it's so good to meet the octuplets' octuplets."
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"I just got a B-mail from Maggie!"
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"She's gone into labor!"
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"Oh, another grandchild."
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"How special."
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"It upsets the children."
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"Oh, Sanjay, how I wish that runaway jerky wagon"
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"killed me instead of you."
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"Oh, I miss you, too, brother."
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"Hands off, hands off."
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"Aw, screw it."
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"Sometimes a mother's job is to butt in."
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"- Lisa? - Butt out!"
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"to save my daughter."
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"Lisa Simpson, the following"
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"people want to friend you."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Ooh, Martin Prince is now Marcia Princess?"
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"No, I've got to find Zia."
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"Hey, Lis."
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"Is your marriage still dead and unfulfilled?"
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"Not a good time."
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"Now, where is the Google door?"
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"Oh, right."
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"It's Dr. Seuss's birthday."
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"Google, even though you've enslaved half the world,"
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"you're still a damn fine search engine."
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"Bingo!"
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"Argh!"
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"I open this door,"
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"and I go from being one kind of mother to another."
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"Hmm..."
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"Dad, where did you take my boys?"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Oh, it's Chief Wiggum!"
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"- Hi, Bart! - Hey, Ralph."
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"- I heard you died. - I got cloneded."
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"All right, buddy, what's the hurry?"
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"That Ralph was stupid."
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"Wow, this place hasn't changed a bit."
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"Yeah, I keep meaning to switch things around,"
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"but this place is always a crime scene."
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"Was my dad here?"
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"Uh, yeah, since he don't drink,"
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"he just comes here to see Lenny and Carl."
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"Anyway, if you're looking for your dad,"
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"he took the kids to see his dad."
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"Thanks."
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"Hey, Moe, get me another beer?"
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"Quit making me fat!"
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"I'm glad you're here, Marge."
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"They're two minutes apart."
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"The contractions?"
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"No, my bills!"
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"Mom? Why are you here?"
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"I was worried."
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"I thought I would find..."
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"What, me flashing my boobs on unripemelons.com?"
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"What? No."
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"This is where my father is."
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"He froze himself because he was sick"
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"and there was no cure."
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"Are they working on one?"
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"Oh, they found it-- but don't tell him."
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"This is way cheaper than a nursing home."
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"Aah! What the heck!"
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"but when you get older, you realize how much you love him."
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"Your dad may be a little immature,"
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"but I know he loves you."
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"So you ought to give him a chance."
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"Oh. Boys..."
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"I have acted like a ten-year-old"
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"for the last 30 years,"
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"and I swear to you, I will grow up"
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"and act like a 20-year-old,"
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"the way a divorced 40-year-old should."
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"The one thing you were good at, and..."
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"Mm. Oh..."
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"...lawn-chair breakin'..."
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"Marge-lovin'..."
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"barometer-droppin'..."
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"father-freezin'..."
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"but you'd always come and get me"
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"when I wandered out on the freeway."
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"'Cause deep down,"
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"you couldn't bear to see me smushed."
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"If there's one day a year to give unwed mother's a break,"
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"it's Christmas."
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"Okay, everyone,"
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"smile while the pets take our picture."
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"Hmm, funny how they evolved and we didn't."
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"I just a got a message from Maggie in my brain."
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"Want to go to a concert tonight?"
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"20-year-old Business Week?"
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